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999cop

dare to take the death test (?)

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Damn, I already did all the TheSpark tests...

Does anybody knows what's that crazy shit they stick at the bottom of your mails?

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You can expect to die on:


April 1, 2052
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (31%)
Aww, I thought I'd live into the 2070s...
[edit] ROFLAMO...I just realized...I'll probably die from a heart attack because someone played a mean April Fool's joke on me. Haha![/edit]

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Oh man, I took both the death and sex test and the results are somewhat depressing... oh well, the death test is ok I guess..
June 2, 2058
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (36%)
Cancer (12%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)

But the sex test, damn this sucks...
5 people!
Including the 3 you've already had sex with,
that makes 2 new lovers!
2 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
Because of your idealist attitude, you have to be careful not to get hurt.

So my life is basicly over at a mere age of 21? darn...

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Wooo!

February 5, 2060 at the age of 74 years old.

Cancer 32%
Heart Attack 28%
Third degree burns (yay!) 8%
Loneliness (another yay!) 8%
Confusion (???) 6%

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 11, 2002
at the age of 17 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (14%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)

Oh well, at least i have 4 days left...

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 11, 2002
at the age of 17 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (14%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)

Oh well, at least i have 4 days left...

Can I have your computer?
Please?

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You can expect to die on:
August 8, 2071
at the age of 84 years old.

Whee. This means I can surpass fods and come here into my 80s :P

On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (20%)

Blah, borrrring.

Alien Abduction (9%)

Hehe, now it gets fun. Who says abduction will kill me? OH GN0 UNLESS ITS TEH DEMMONZ FROM TEH D0OM!!$#@$#%^

Auto-Fellatio (8%)

o_O Uh, riiiiight....

Homicide (7%)

Whatever sick sonovabitch would kill an 84-year old man?

Drowning (6%)

Uh, considering I told the stupid test I never swim...wtf, is it expecting a flood on that date?

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 3, 2056
at the age of 74 years old.

Hmmm, 24 more years than I'm expecting to live... not bad

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Auto-Fellatio (8%)


o_O Uh, riiiiight....

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Communists and anti-gunners rejoice!

April 4, 2063
at the age of 78 years

Cancer 27%
Heart Attack 19%

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June 18, 2056
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Suicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)

Oh well. At least I'll outlive GooberMan and danarchist. ;)

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 11, 2002
at the age of 17 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (14%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)

Oh well, at least i have 4 days left...

For some reason this is cracking me up to no end. That would suck if he did die...man at the beginning of the year no less...
But knowing him, he probably marked all the boxes asking what diseases he had...I myself was tempted to mark 'Black Death'.

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"Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 22, 2068
at the age of 82 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (44%)
Cancer (24%)
Drowning (10%)
Suicide (6%)
Loneliness (6%)"


Dunno where the drowning comes from heh

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July 8, 2051 at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Drowning (6%)

Hehe, the sex test said I have a 39% chance of dying from sex. And I told it I have only had sex with one person.

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 11, 2036
at the age of 52 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (5%)
____________________________________________
It just had to be cancer.

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You can expect to die on:
August 8, 2071
at the age of 84 years old.

Whee. This means I can surpass fods and come here into my 80s :P


I took this test a couple of weeks ago, while I was in another forum, and so far you're the only person predicted to outlive me (in life duration) - I was given 83 years, and an 11% chance of dying from auto-fellatio.

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Yay I got 126 on their IQ test.

I consider that decent as I, because of my lacking skills in the English language, skipped parts of the verbal section.

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But knowing him, he probably marked all the boxes asking what diseases he had...I myself was tempted to mark 'Black Death'.

I really had to employ strong self control to refrain from marking "nipple hair". That was almost just too funny to pass up.

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Yay I got 126 on their IQ test.

I consider that decent as I, because of my lacking skills in the English language, skipped parts of the verbal section.

An IQ of 126 is excellent, fred.

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February 4, 2067
at the age of 83 years old.


That'll do me. I was designed to perform for 75 years on a single Lithium Ion button cell battery.

btw, my IQ is 144 if anyone cares (not done on an online test, but by an educational psychologist)

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 28, 2023
at the age of 39 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Homicide (11%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Drowning (5%)

Meh, i expected to die in 2012, so that's an improvement ^_^

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