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Zaldron

banympics 2002

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For all of you freaks that manually enter "www.doomworld.com/forums" and are too lazy/stupid to finish the url and get in General, I'm sure you already noticed the gargantuan numbers found on Post Hell. Well, that if you can somehow ignore the stupid IM I just got f...nevermind.

So, what about it? Six hundred sixty five threads, featuring the absurd amount of 8408 replies. That's more than 15% of the entire DW archive. Allow me to rephrase that for those who still think the Easter Bunny exists (I mean how can a rabbit live for so long, damnit?) : 15% of all the HD space used by these forums are nothing more than textual imitations of the Goatse man, praises to Glitter, AYBABTU jokes, Fnord references, Boyband erotic fiction, bestiality preferences, WTC related jokes, kill Usama flash minigames, loveletters, hate mail, obnoxious advertisements, chain letters, 2 decades-old jokes, StarTrek vs StarWars geeky discussions, 3dfx vs Nvidia flamewars, absurd top musical bands lists, chatbot/chatbot philosophy, sex tips, lyrics, drugs references, warez requests, crappy website pimpage, ALoDs, hideous grammar, failed HTML attacks, classical copy/paste spam, John Romero/Derek Smart bashing, consoles discussion, furry conventions photos, absurd political points of view, failed sarcasm, mancubi/mancubuses wars, porn reviews, fanboy orgasmic declarations, any REoL post, penis enlargement ads, failed comedy performances, 1337 speaking, JeffK imitators, blatant ripoffs, doom-related sexual behavior, bitboys praise, fake DNF release dates, first post cries, 2nd grade type verbal abuse, poor imitations at flirting, blatant to-rape-you demands, novels reviews, personal e-mails, out-of-nowhere nonsense posts, RTFM-worthy submissions, Rotten links, reply/new topic confusion, IP ban gaps, software exploits, Uglypeople picks, DWJ3 requests, Millennium release dates, Doomserv ads, movie reviews, absurd requests, postcount archievements, Flynn Taggart references, sig tests and at last but not least Username's cryptic gospels.

Quite a long list here, huh? Now picture all that crème of the crop on a single HD. As much as that would explain what happened on Chernobyl, I think the best we can do is prevent this virtual-world, real-pain dimension from growing at such a crazy rate. Now I know we all hate Telefragged/UGO's pathetic performance, not to mention 3DDownloads, but this shit is too terrible to even read about it, not so say operate the server containing it.

That's why Lüt and I devised a new contest where it's not about winning, but losing. Yes sir, too unlucky to actually win ONCE? Fear no more! This is your chance!

As you all know, 666 is a number with real kick and it's overall nice to look. That's why the next user to post crap decent enough to enter Post Hell's Country Club (also known as Executor666's Forum) will automatically win a free user banning, complete with superb sig/title/postscount skullfucking. Who can participate? Anyone! In fact, you're already participating. No questions asked! No money wasted on bland products! No Age Limit! No sexual abuse!

Oh, and if someone posted something really really stupid before this thread, don't worry. We'll just delete it.

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Hmm....I knew that Host Pell had some big numbers, but not quite that many. You're right though-the stuff that people put on here (especially newbies) just gets dumber by the week.

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My only fear right now is that I'll post something totally rational and the wonderful people here will corrupt it. This is why I generally don't post new topics.

Although it certainly is a good idea.

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So, what about it? Six hundred sixty five threads, featuring the absurd amount of 8408 replies. That's more than 15% of the entire DW archive. Allow me to rephrase that for those who still think the Easter Bunny exists (I mean how can a rabbit live for so long, damnit?) : 15% of all the HD space used by these forums are nothing more than textual imitations of the Goatse man, praises to Glitter, AYBABTU jokes, Fnord references, Boyband erotic fiction, bestiality preferences, WTC related jokes, kill Usama flash minigames, loveletters, hate mail, obnoxious advertisements, chain letters, 2 decades-old jokes, StarTrek vs StarWars geeky discussions, 3dfx vs Nvidia flamewars, absurd top musical bands lists, chatbot/chatbot philosophy, sex tips, lyrics, drugs references, warez requests, crappy website pimpage, ALoDs, hideous grammar, failed HTML attacks, classical copy/paste spam, John Romero/Derek Smart bashing, consoles discussion, furry conventions photos, absurd political points of view, failed sarcasm, mancubi/mancubuses wars, porn reviews, fanboy orgasmic declarations, any REoL post, penis enlargement ads, failed comedy performances, 1337 speaking, JeffK imitators, blatant ripoffs, doom-related sexual behavior, bitboys praise, fake DNF release dates, first post cries, 2nd grade type verbal abuse, poor imitations at flirting, blatant to-rape-you demands, novels reviews, personal e-mails, out-of-nowhere nonsense posts, RTFM-worthy submissions, Rotten links, reply/new topic confusion, IP ban gaps, software exploits, Uglypeople picks, DWJ3 requests, Millennium release dates, Doomserv ads, movie reviews, absurd requests, postcount archievements, Flynn Taggart references, sig tests and at last but not least Username's cryptic gospels.

and these are just Zaldron's :)

StarTrek vs StarWars geeky discussions

I may never forgive you for that.

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Oh dear god.. i hope that

Stupidity cannot be concealed.


Is still OK? If not, then please let me get away with doing it for the last time :)

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Hmm. would appear not. Never mind then.

/me stays out of the way until another post maes it to post hell

I'll be back in say... an hour?

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DWJ3 requests

Hypocrite...what do you call Chronicles of the Pizzacutter? :p
Meh...I haven't seen half of those things, at least since I came back, and about 10% of all the stuff in PH are just threads gone wrong or the result of a bored mod. But I do agree that all this spam is getting regodamndiculous. I hope I'm not aiding to the cause, but I do frequently have caffine blcakouts, so I'm not too sure.

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Air Raid! For about the fifth time, where are you in Bristol?

I'm Westbury-On-Trym, yes!

Heh, looks like Zaldron's plan has backfired! Go on, Z, I dare you to ban Ling if you actually can!

He's stuck between a comet and a nightmare place!

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I wasn't even online. Arioch post-helled that thing before I was here, so I'm not supposed to do anything. NYAH

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Blasted Arioch.

Just as Ling had put you in a tight spot, I was dying to see how you'd get out of that!

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I just did. Arioch made all the dirty work for me...

Heheheheheh...

The question is, will Ling stick on a minus on the postcount just as Arioch had worked himself out of negatives? Or something worse?

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Nah, it would be much better if I received a new title. Even if it's bad. Just look at the one I have now ;)

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at least you've got one, *snif*

Piss Ling off, and you can have one too! Just like me! :/ ;)

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yeah but 'Sex Cauldron' isn't quite the same as 'Total Retard' is it?

I was hoping for 'Pritch cannot be concealed.' It was Lut who said that once when I was dumb, it's good.

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So, what about it? Six hundred sixty five threads, featuring the absurd amount of 8408 replies.

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AYBABTU jokes
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Make BBG delete that thread, I'm not proud of the 5800+ reads it's gotten. (And I can't delete the damn thing, either.)

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So, what about it? Six hundred sixty five threads, featuring the absurd amount of 8408 replies.

(clip)
AYBABTU jokes
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Make BBG delete that thread, I'm not proud of the 5800+ reads it's gotten. (And I can't delete the damn thing, either.)


*sighs* I'M NOT A FUCKING MODERATOR!! IT MAY SAY I AM BUT I DO NOT HAVE THE MODERATOR STATUS! I CAN'T DO SHIT WITH POST HELL (except fill it with threads) SO DON'T FUCKING ASK!

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Why/when were you banned?


Er, a couple of days ago, I tried to post, and I just got a white screen saying 'Your Address (IP number) is banned. :\

It must have just been a random occurence of me getting a dynamic IP that was banned here...

Pritch: I'm actually in Bristol. South Bristol. Knowle. Here.

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