The First Funky Fighter

[Maes]

I stumbled upon this arcade gem in this article: Games with stupid names. A few of them I knew, but most were obscure.

However, "The First Funky Fighter" stood out not only for its hyper-sexual, masculine description reeking of crotch funk, but it has a quite literal "rip and tear" gameplay that puts even the Doom Marine to shame.

[wildweasel]

In this game, you can TEAR A FUCKING SHARK IN HALF.

[Shaikoten]

F.F.F. seems like Rottking's new favorite game.

[Creaphis]

Neat. I've seen those anthro female crocodile sprites before.

[Abyssalstudios1]

I wonder if I could get Captain Toenail to make a "rip in half" mod for the Berserk Pack...

[ArmouredBlood]

A playthrough by an lper I'd wish would upload more videos ...

[Jodwin]

ArmouredBlood said:

A playthrough by an lper I'd wish would upload more videos ...

Well, you can't go wrong with Doom comic quotes, now can you?

[ArmouredBlood]

Hahhaha I completely forgot he used those x) Nah it was more for the Might and Magic LPs he did.

[Maes]

It's official: the First Funky Fighter is the epitome of masculinity in video games, surpassing even Bill Bull from Final Fight, the Fisting Doom Marine and the shotgun sergeant's hot, manly lead.

[Ninjalah]

Maes said:

It's official: the First Funky Fighter is the epitome of masculinity in video games, surpassing even Bill Bull from Final Fight, the Fisting Doom Marine and the shotgun sergeant's hot, manly lead.

You didn't mention the Duke of manliness, Duke Nukem.

[Maes]

Ninjalah said:

You didn't mention the Duke of manliness, Duke Nukem.

Sorry, he got left behind the stocky masculinity and arabian charm of Bill Bull.