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Titles for usurpers and maladicts.

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With all of the people doing dumb things that deserve an insulting title, Ling must be running out of ideas. Here is a list of ones that I haven't seen.

Twit
Sped (Special Education)
Idjit
Oblong Dingus
WANK (In bold, scrolling letters, I wanted this title)
Darwin Award Nominee
Assmonkey
Role Model for Birth Control

and my favorite.

Bitch of 1000 Imps




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Yo dawg how about these:

Fuckin' Dickhead
Stupid Mothafucka
Whiney Ho
Lil' Bitch
Shit for brains
Shithead
Ass-rapin Necrophiliac
Imbecile
Twat
Everyone's Bitch
My moms was a paperweight
My pops was a test tube
40 million sperm and your the one dat made it?

Just some ideas..... maybe Ling will actually use some of them. Ya never know! :)

EDIT: actually there is a very basic title which I have yet to see Ling use, but he's probably savin it for a special occasion.

The title of Doomworld's Biggest Asshole.

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groinpirate
dicktowel
rectummuncher
dicktard
fecesboat
manface
cumelf
smartytrooper
rectumtrain
assgerbil
caketard
manturnip
buttraider
smartyelf
cakejockey
buttpirate
clownmaggot
groinknocker
dickturnip
asswaddle
assperson
dickmuncher
hatninja
cuntloaf
rectumboat
dickberry
cuntface
dickmuncher
dickninja
jizzfungus
dickranger
assmidget
fagboat
buttgoblin
assgoblin
dickass
cumclimber
cakewaddle
caketowel
smartypirate
dickturnip
clownnugget
fagpipe
mantard
cumberry
fecestowel
smartyboat
dickjockey
assstick
caketroll

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Almost makes "Total retard" sound good in comparison. Almost...

"Cement head" is one of my old man's favorite road-rage expressions.

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Dashiva got a title for every single account of his that got banned. He's the Be All and End All of Dolts.

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but he has 2 custom titles in one acount. Two in one, you do the math.

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Dashiva got a title for every single account of his that got banned. He's the Be All and End All of Dolts.

I wasted most of my good ones on that cuntscab. I've been more careful lately.

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Dashiva got a title for every single account of his that got banned. He's the Be All and End All of Dolts.

I wasted most of my good ones on that cuntscab. I've been more careful lately.

ha, he, and we havent had cuntscab yet either!

DOLT is the best, so why truy harder?

oh, hwboaut Sonm of a bich of a dumbass? you know, orion said it in some thread. yehhh!!

I wanrt king of DOLTs, or original DOLT dfo me. but DOLT is good, i doin't like it at first.

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I misspelled it. I posted the title without any thought whatsoever. It doesn't even make sense to me, and I made it.

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HaHaHaaaa! I will wear it proudly, but it has this green stain on it thst won't come off......

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WANK (In bold, scrolling letters, I wanted this title)


YOU SIR, ARE A ROLE MODEL FOR BIRTH CONTROL.

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Here's a few more:

Dashiva/Cacodorkman/fatman/Fuckmordeth's Bitch
One of deadnail's many bitches
Lover of tentacle porn
Dandruff snorter
Dandelion snorter (Read Bloom County, anyone?)
Bottom Dweller
Protein Stain

Just thinking, is all. Dangerous, isn't it?

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posting that after what happened the first time leads me to invite you to join the DOLTist army.

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Here's a few more:

Dashiva/Cacodorkman/fatman/Fuckmordeth's Bitch
One of deadnail's many bitches
Lover of tentacle porn
Dandruff snorter
Dandelion snorter (Read Bloom County, anyone?)
Bottom Dweller
Protein Stain

Just thinking, is all. Dangerous, isn't it?


Your title is very fitting

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Dandelion snorter (Read Bloom County, anyone?)


BLOOM COUNTY = BEST NEWSPAPER FUNNY EVER.

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Dandelion snorter (Read Bloom County, anyone?)


BLOOM COUNTY = BEST NEWSPAPER FUNNY EVER.


How about "Condom Salesman"? (This was brought up because of the Trojan banner... what the hell is up with the ad company?)

Other suggestions:

Social Leper
Believes In Santa Claus
Whore Of The Keebler Elves
The Male Katarhyne (sorry)
Wonderbutt
LOOK, MY ASS BOUNCES (a good one for all of Dashiva's many personality)
Blamed Canada, got raped by Mewse for it
1336.999999999999999999999 (not quite 1337)

And then there's the trio of great ones (hah):
Fucktacular
Crapulent
Blunderful

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BLOOM COUNTY = BEST NEWSPAPER FUNNY EVER.

I say 'The Far Side' is the best, and PA is the best webcomic followed closely by 8-bit theater.

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