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deathz0r

"Those breasts are lethal weapons"

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Pfff, Weekly World News used to be cool back in the day. Now they're worse than The Onion.

Although that actually looks like it could be a real story, I'll give them that.

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Uh

Okay

I could be wrong about this, but there were no pictures, so I dunno. Anyway, through my years o porning with various big bust actors, I've learned one thing, and that is that what measures breast size isn't the number but rather the cup letter, ie, DD is a nice size. However, the number is the measure around the person's chest; 38 is a nice number to have, but 72 is different; that simply means FAT.

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I once read about a chump who got knocked out by a stripper's tits, because she accidentally swung them into his face.
Big boobs = Tremendous combat value
Heh.

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They should have had the iron maiden's rockets shoot out of their boobs. Heh.

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"Machine-gun jubblies! How did I miss those, baby?"

"Maybe next time you should try foreplay."

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how can she carry all that? I'm surprised she can sleep cause I can imagine those things suffocating her.

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My friend and I had an interesting discussion during lunch. We were arguing that the letter 'C' is pointless and should be abolished. Then this girl we knoe piped up and asked 'What about C-cups?'. Well, my response was that we could move all the cup sizes up a notch. Cs become Ds, Ds become Es, and so on...

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Heh, I've thought about stuff like that. I think there are a few more letters that are useless if you look at it the right way...

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My old boss once had his nose broken when some stripper/slut at a sleazy sex bar let him give her 'the ol' oral.' Apparently she was 'bucking' back and forth so hard that she broke his nose with her *achem* 'labia of steel'...


...I just can't bring myself to believe that...

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My old boss once had his nose broken when some stripper/slut at a sleazy sex bar let him give her 'the ol' oral.' Apparently she was 'bucking' back and forth so hard that she broke his nose with her *achem* 'labia of steel'...


...I just can't bring myself to believe that...

neither can I. It was much more likely to be her cocix or pubic bone.

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It was much more likely to be her cocix or pubic bone.


Yeah, I would assume that if this incident DID happen, it was because of her bone, not the flesh. Course, when I mentioned the difficulty of believing this story, I was speaking in terms of the ENTIRE story. I mean, trust me, there is NO way a stripper would let HIM to anything...

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DSM, my friend, since when do LABIA = BREASTS?

Uh oops. Once again an example of me misunderstanding a word I haven't heard before. I gotta learn to ask nicely when I see a word I don't understand.
And I guess I know what it is now (I hope), because I seem to remeber that "bilabial" means two-lips (in Latin perhaps?). So this has something to do with lips and I *think* I know what kind of "lips" we're talking about 'ere.

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