Most psychedelic breakfast cereals

[Maes]

I think it's the ones from LIDL. I mean, just look at the urbandictionary definition of "Choco Moons" and the associated piC:



That "Choco Moon" reminds me the expression from the "It's alll-right" guy in some infamous eroguro manga...and the astronaut mice look like stoned ravers.

Golden Puffs is pretty uhm...cute:



But the most psychedelic of everything must be LIDL's "Fruit Rings": trippy looking colored cereal rings, and a box with some green dancing elephants. WTF

[fraggle]

They're ... cereal boxes. I don't see how these are any more psychedelic than other cereal boxes that I've seen that have cartoon characters on.

[magicsofa]

how about freakies:

[RestlessRodent]

Sounds like Crown Field is just a store brand which like all other store brands rebrands the product.

Or they might not be, but their shit is the same as General Mills.

[Maes]

Yeah, Crown Field is LIDL's umbrella brand for all of their cereal lines -they change them from time to time, it used to be "Little Man" before.

They also changed their energy drink's brand three times (a Red Bull knockoff): at first it was "Sitting Bull" (didn't sound too energetic), then just "Energy Drink" (but had a kickass tiger or an alien) and now it's just "Mixxed Up". Same drink all along though :-p

[RestlessRodent]

Maes said:

Yeah, Crown Field is LIDL's umbrella brand for all of their cereal lines -they change them from time to time, it used to be "Little Man" before.

LIDL is?

[cybdmn]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lidl

[Maes]

Sorry, my bad for assuming everyone here is a dirty Europinko/commie :-p

But yeah, it's pretty much a kind of european Walmart specialized in groceries and basic goods -for the lack of a better analogy, I don't know if there is a direct analogue to the "hard discount" markets that filled Europe in the last 20 years.

[myk]

Cereals were a fun little part of childhood...

[Technician]

[Maes]

The cereals themselves are OK, at least the ones I tried of the above (all except Golden Puffs, they look too much like chicken corn). Not Kellog's quality, but OK. Sadly(?) the elephant one isn't really psychedelic....at most it puts a chuckle on your face when you see the box :-D

[Technician]

None of these are psychedelic.

[Ahcruna]

Oh shi-
They are in our cereal too!

[Technician]

Give this man the 10,000 dollars.

[Deeforce]

myk said:

Cereals were a fun little part of childhood...

Yes!
The only good cereals I know are Frosties. Does this also exist in the USA? I ate them as a child in the mid nineties, but also today, yayayay!!!

[RestlessRodent]

Ahcruna said:

Oh shi-
They are in our cereal too!

Does this brand have blue goo inside of the Cacopop?

[Dragonsbrethren]

Ahcruna said:

Caco-Moon

That is the best thing I've seen in a long time.

[Csonicgo]

OK I'm game! Grocery stores in the Southeast have their own brands of cereals. I will take pictures of them and show you guys. some are just.. absolutely atrocious, with stupid names like "frut rangs" and "puffy coc's".

[Maes]

Technician said:

None of these are psychedelic.

No, but the potential is there.

[david_a]

Maes said:

[LIDL]'s pretty much a kind of european Walmart specialized in groceries and basic goods -for the lack of a better analogy, I don't know if there is a direct analogue to the "hard discount" markets that filled Europe in the last 20 years.

We have Aldi in the US; that's basically the exact same store. No real aisles, just shipping crates arranged in rows.

[Maes]

david_a said:

We have Aldi in the US; that's basically the exact same store. No real aisles, just shipping crates arranged in rows.

Well, similar but not the exact same: they are competitors, and there are people who swear by either one terms of quality (e.g. LIDL is King, ALDI is shit or viceversa...)

[RestlessRodent]

Alot of stores here in Jersey have store brands named after their own store, except for A&P and Foodtown afaik.

[Ahcruna]

GhostlyDeath said:

Does this brand have blue goo inside of the Cacopop?

yeah, buleberry! for maximum effect water them down with milk and then crush them!

[Nuxius]

(I think he has had a few too many cocoa crunchies)


And shifting the subject slightly over to really bad cereal box art:

Why are the hands done in a completely different style from everything else? Why does his face look like it's been traced (badly) by a first grader? Who knows... Also, be aware, this is his preferred mode of transportation... keep your kids safely indoors, away from this creep!

[Maes]

HOly shit...why are cereal box covers always so -pardon the pun- corny?

[Clonehunter]

Yum, Publix brand. I've seen those Majic Stars before, and then I was twitching on the floor.... So, bright....

Lovin' that tiger by the way, and his van is almost exactly like mine, except mine says free ice cream.

[Maes]

Is it just me, or did anyone else think of the Cheetahmen when he saw that fucked-up tiger stoner? :-S

[Reisal]

That Forrelli tiger guy looks too calm, calm enough as if he smoked a few joints before posing for the cereal art.

[magicsofa]

Maes said:

No, but the potential is there.

Yeah, I mean, everything is psychedelic when you're tripping

[printz]

Ahcruna said:

Oh shi-
They are in our cereal too!
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z224/Acunia/cacopop.png

That cacodemon looks so weird...