gggmork Posted July 1, 2010 'A hacker might turn on the blender from outside your home while your pee-pee is in it.' That sounds ludicrously unlikely.. until you realize that they can hack your pee-pee too and put it in there against your will. ' 9. The Human Body 10. Even the Human Brain Only if you're dumb enough to get fucking computer parts implanted into you.' I don't know, genetic engineering and nanotechnology might make bodies and brains ripe for the hacking soon. But probably the more evil things will be done by whatever corporation owns your genome. 0 Share this post Link to post
Aliotroph? Posted July 1, 2010 I look forward to being implanted with computer parts. Humanity doesn't do enough experimentation on itself. 0 Share this post Link to post
eargosedown Posted July 1, 2010 Scet said:Hackers can turn your home computer into a BOMB! Oh gee! Maybe I should have re-thought adding EXPLOSIVE COMPONENTS TO MY COMPUTER. Come on, people can't be this stupid. 0 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted July 1, 2010 eargosedown said:Oh gee! Maybe I should have re-thought adding EXPLOSIVE COMPONENTS TO MY COMPUTER. Come on, people can't be this stupid. You'd be surprised. I've personally known people who believe crap like this. Besides, someone had to have written the articles, right? 0 Share this post Link to post
eargosedown Posted July 1, 2010 Partition36 said:You'd be surprised. I've personally known people who believe crap like this. Besides, someone had to have written the articles, right? Well, it's a parody news... but I'm sure at least someone is thick enough to think it real >.> 0 Share this post Link to post
Sporku Posted July 1, 2010 More often than not I'll start reading an article on Fox News and end up having to double back and check the address bar to make sure I'm not actually reading The Onion. 0 Share this post Link to post
Aliotroph? Posted July 1, 2010 Indeed. Computers explode, but they do it randomly when either their shitty battery fails or their shitty PSU fails. Random explosions are so much more cool anyway. Also, sometimes optical drives go too fast and explode discs. 0 Share this post Link to post
neubejiita Posted July 3, 2010 There was an outer limits episode where they had a WIFI internet called "The Stream" and everyone was connected with chips in their brains. But people started dying because a hacker broadcast a virus into the system. Predictive programming maybe. But that is possible, one guy had a implant in him recently and he infected it with a virus. Do not get the implant. #EDIT http://www.smartplanet.com/technology/blog/science-scope/is-infecting-a-human-with-a-pc-virus-a-big-deal/2025/ 0 Share this post Link to post
Texas Libra Posted July 4, 2010 An article like this was just asking for this kind of response... 0 Share this post Link to post
Mattfrie1 Posted July 4, 2010 I think Fox News is trying to hack into our brains with stupidity. 0 Share this post Link to post
jon_infektion Posted July 6, 2010 All I can say is, thats Fox news for you. 0 Share this post Link to post
Csonicgo Posted July 6, 2010 John Smith said:Ghostly I thought that even you would be able to laugh at the ridiculousness of this article and not rush and defend it because its published by Fox News. I honestly didn't think you were that much of a shill. Still, I'm impressed by your consistency, if not your intellectual honesty. You can say he's uh.. well blended. 0 Share this post Link to post