How much do you get paid to poop?

[AndrewB]

http://www.workpoop.com/

I make $2,015 per year.

[pavera]

I don't poop at work.

So 0$.

[Craigs]

Depends on how big the poop is.

[Snakes]

[mammajamma]

I once made a poop the size of a potato.

And $728 a year.

[Bucket]

I am physically unable to poop at work. I need to be in my base.

[Grazza]

Self-employed, so I poop on my own time. I try to make productive use of the time though, by taking suitable reading matter with me.

[exp(x)]

$2340

[GreyGhost]

My last employer disliked unproductive downtime

[fatal error]

$10000 assuming I had a job and was CEO of said job.

[Xaser]

-$2839.

Damnit, I broke the universe again.

[PRIMEVAL]

No way in hell if I'm poopin' at my college. Lord knows what I'll catch in them stalls.

[magicsofa]

$585

but that doesn't count smoking pot while sitting on the toilet

[Aliotroph?]

Apparently $1716 at my last job for a real company. That was more than two years ago.

[Ichor]

[40oz]

I usually don't like to poop at work. I avoid it as often as possible. (I work at a gas station)

However, if I gotta make some yellow before going to work I usually hold it until after I get there, then hold it a little longer so it doesn't seem like a recurring habit. I've always considered the value of doing things that would ordinarily be time wasters at home at work simply because I'm getting paid for it. It's best to make the time you spend making money as enjoyable as possible.

[Sharessa]

I never do it at work. Well, I used to at Red Lobster when I had a dish pit shift. After doing the morning opening stuff, but before starting on the big push to start cleaning up the dish pit, I'd visit the facilities. 75% of the time, I wouldn't even have to go, and just sit there enjoying my alone time/rest for about 5 minutes. Considering how very little they pay me, I doubt it would add up to more than a couple hundred a year.

[Maes]

I see a disturbing trend emerging.