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Merry Christmas!

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I'll say Happy Holidays, just to piss off everybody who hates when people say that. I will also say Merry Christmas to show how little I truly care, and so I can "please" everybody. Just remember though, I honestly dont hold these yuletide greetings as my true sentiments.

In actuality I say:
Go choke on a lump of coal, everybody.

I "celebrate" by spending money, pretending to be nice, and showing my true colors on various Internet forums. Just like pretty much everybody else. We are all liars here :)

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And behold joy and gladness, slaying oxen, and killing sheep, eating flesh, and drinking wine: "Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we shall die!" - Isaiah 22:13

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