Stuff to read that will make you mad

[Alfonzo]

Philnemba said:

I rarely get mad at anything since I find complaining over stupid shit is just pointless and not worth it

Qu'est-ce que la what? Anger can be a very useful tool! If I get angry I immediately translate all of that latent fury into writing material for my work. I usually try to start a fight three maybe four times a week in the evening just so I can punch out a scene or two on paper. ‘Course, if I’m unlucky they'll just be really nice to me and I won't get anything done.

Callous, anti-phlegmatic method writing. Feed the rage!

[Kirby]

Somebody is in rage mode.

Have I ever told how amazing Avatar is? James Cameron is the fucking man! Fuck that bullshit about it being like Pocahontas, thats some bullshit - Avatar is the best fucking creation in movies to ever hit mankind. Quake 4 made me JIZZ MY PANTS. Yes, I said it, it was THAT GOOD. You see that final boss after the Makron? FUCKING INSANE!!!!! I daresay this 100K$ savings account I have will run out soon, but you don't have to worry - the money you don't have is the money I will enjoy spending, so don't worry about it the next time I decide to go see Step Up 3D (FUCKING 3D, can you afford it? I didn't think so). By the way, listen to that latest Ke$ha album, she deserves a grammy and YOU FUCKING KNOW IT.




So why are you trying to rage so hard 40oz? I'll admit I've found rage to be a great motivator for the creative factor when I'm map-making, but why invite an entire board of anonymous people (some of them being the biggest dicks and ragers you know) to incite it? What's the purpose? (and no, I will not have any of you post "some men just want to watch the world BLAH BLAH BLAH")

[bytor]

Jesus loves you.

[Xeros612]

Doom 4 will feature regenerating health and will be designed for consoles.

That made me mad making it up and typing it, so it should work.

[40oz]

Bank said:

You have immature views about how you should go about living your adult life and try to make excuses for everything and overcontemplate every minute detail of what interests you and why you like it instead of getting a real job or a real education. You position yourself in a seat of moral superiority instead of admitting that the reason for any of your failures is your attitude and not the rest of the world. You could be doing more with your life but you refuse to do so because it would involve actively leaving the dubious safety of the nest of immaturity and making a life you could be proud to say you lived. You're much more interested in thinking about trying hard than actually trying hard. You do not know how to apply yourself to productive things.

I'd give you points if that was accurate, but many of the facts you stated apply to the common video gamer stereotype, but not me. I actually have a lot of things going for me at the moment. I'm going to be a home owner next year.

Lizardcommando said:

Read anything that involves Jack Thompson, the Westboro Baptist, Cho Seung Foi or other school shooters/mall shooters/mass murderers or "professional" gamers. Those things always piss me off.

Good call. I'll have to check up on that.

PRIMEVAL said:

Watch Family Guy.

Hehe nice! Especially the new episodes, except they make me facepalm with apathy than get mad.

Vegeta said:

I'm going to sell your wads in mercadolibre.com.ar and I'll claim that I made them.

Ack! That hurts. Bonus point for you brotha. Vegeta is winning so far. Well done ASSHOLE.

[TMD]

40oz said:

I like getting mad. It gives me energy and incentive to act impulsively. So throw me some reading material. recommend books, links to articles, troll me or something. And none of that shit that makes you say "aw that sucks" or "that's pretty gay," harmless pessimistic shit. I want to be enraged.

Here's some tips:

I hate money
I hate the video game industry
I hate the movie industry
I hate the music industry
I hate marketing/advertising
I hate mistreatment of women
I hate atheism
I hate the sanctity of life
I hate propaganda
I hate social network websites
I hate addictions
I hate people who argue with lightweighted points even though the individual they are arguing against is clearly more educated on the subject

You guys better be good at this.

Why stay inside on the internet for that?

Go outside, live life. Its quite terrible.

Or if you are bubbleboy or something, (which judging on the amount of time you spend on doom, you just may be) just watch stuff on sponsored youtube channels. They meet almost every requirement.

But what pisses me off? Everything, I'm a general misanthrope. Happiness and unconditional joy brings a scowl to my face. As such anything that people enjoy (movies, video games, and especially music) bother me...the more people it pleases, the more I hate it.
I hate it when the good guy wins.
I hate getting caught.
I hate random acts of kindness.
I hate people who are altruistic to cover up their own selfish nature
I hate insufferable optimists, who refuse to see the world for what it is.
I hate kittens.
I hate babies.
And I probably hate you. Yes, you.

[eargosedown]

Mr. Freeze said:

I hate Dave Mustaine. Just read his biography, you'll know what I mean.

As a huge Megadeth fan, let me say...

QFMFT!

[Bank]

40oz said:

I'd give you points if that was accurate, but many of the facts you stated apply to the common video gamer stereotype, but not me. I actually have a lot of things going for me at the moment. I'm going to be a home owner next year.

You are full of denial and are unproductively self-confident.

[Technician]

I hate myself. NO RLY!

[GreyGhost]

My generation's nearly finished screwing the environment and your generation will have to live with the consequences.

[kristus]

40oz said:

I hate atheism.

Do you believe in a god or gods?

[StevieWolfe]

Bank said:

40oz

You have immature views about how you should go about living your adult life and try to make excuses for everything and overcontemplate every minute detail of what interests you and why you like it instead of getting a real job or a real education. You position yourself in a seat of moral superiority instead of admitting that the reason for any of your failures is your attitude and not the rest of the world. You could be doing more with your life but you refuse to do so because it would involve actively leaving the dubious safety of the nest of immaturity and making a life you could be proud to say you lived. You're much more interested in thinking about trying hard than actually trying hard. You do not know how to apply yourself to productive things.

Ouch. Nuke of truth.

[Technician]

StevieCybernetik said:

Ouch. Nuke of truth.

Yeah, it pretty much detailed my life.

[Mr. Freeze]

kristus said:

Bipolar much?

Nope. Just moderate enough to hate both sides.

[DeathevokatioN]

Bank said:

40oz

You have immature views about how you should...

Hahahahaha!!!!! Holy shit, that was fucking funny. I'm actually going to copy paste this into a text file for any future arguments I have over the internet. :D

+1

[Reisal]

I hate a lot of the things 40oz has mentioned but I will add some of my own..

I hate censorship.
I hate pedophiles and the filth they create that is know as child porn.
I hate furfags who get their jollies off to cub porn.
I hate many corporations.
I hate obnoxious advertisements.

[DeathevokatioN]

I hate stupid black metal bands who come off as a bunch of repressed kiddies and advertise themselves as if they're the ambassadors of Satan or something.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Necromanteion/307660590355

[Reisal]

DeathevokatioN said:

I hate stupid black metal bands who come off as a bunch of repressed kiddies and advertise themselves as if they're the ambassadors of Satan or something.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Necromanteion/307660590355

Remember, not all black metal bands come off as kvlt kiddies..

[DeathevokatioN]

Mr. Chris said:

Remember, not all black metal bands come off as kvlt kiddies..

Yeah, I just hate the ones that do. I find it easier to enjoy the bm bands ones who write good songs and let the music do ALL the talking.

[Alboroto]

Your girl always gives you sex out of pitty.
Oh, sorry. You are a virgin.

[DeathevokatioN]

Better pity sex than no sex for me! :D

[hervoheebo]

http://fstdt.com/

[Varis Alpha]

You want to get mad, right? You want to feel the blood boilng in your body, correct? Alright, 40oz, prepare to be insulted. Gravely. You have been warned.

'40oz, you suck.
You suck so much that it's not worth trying to do any good, because what will that help you? NOTHING. Who would care? NOBODY. Seriously, just lie down and die already, because nobody cares about should you keep on living, you fucktard. Just die and burn in Hell forever, you insolent little piece of useless shit.
And your maps, they're horrible. HA! I laugh at your pathetic skills using a map editor. In fact, I'm sure that you bought DeepSea to build the maps, because should anyone say that your maps sucks, you'll just tell them "But I made them with DeepSea, therefore they are good!". Yeah. Funny story, that. But you know what? THEY AREN'T! THEY ARE STILL AS BAD AS IF YOU WOULD MAKE THEM WITH ANY OTHER FUCKING MAP EDITOR, YOU FUCKING PRICK! STOP TRYING TO ACT AS IF WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS GOOD, BECAUSE IT ISN'T!!!
Your life suck, your maps sucks, YOU suck, EVERYTHING YOU DO SUCKS!!! STOP GOING ON WITH YOUR LIFE, BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!

YOU MOTHERFUCKING STUPID COCKBUSTING INSOLENT ARROGANT DUMB PIECE OF FUCKING ELEPHANT PILE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!! YOU SUCK AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!! LIE DOWN AND DIE, AND BURN! IN! FUCKING! HELL!!!!!!!'

[Bashe]

Net regulation.

[Xeros612]

Inconsistent television language censorship policies.

[JadedLexi]

I'm amazed nobody mentioned "Anything on Fox News." Yet.

[40oz]

Bank said:

You are full of denial and are unproductively self-confident.

I'll let you keep believing that. What is so unproductive about my behavior anyway? What may appear to be unproductive to you may actually be way more productive for me.

TheMionicDonut said:

Why stay inside on the internet for that?

Go outside, live life. Its quite terrible.

Life is actually way better. Fuck the internet. It's an addiction before being anything else.

Doomhuntress said:

<loud stuff about me being worthless and sucking at mapping>

*yawn*

I don't care if anyone thinks im worthless and have grown to accept the possibility that my funeral may have an embarrassingly low attendance turnout. I welcome the thought of eternal damnation. Bring it on! My maps are for my own entertainment among anything else and I'm not deliberately offended if you don't enjoy them.

[purist]

Vegeta said:

I'm going to sell your wads in mercadolibre.com.ar and I'll claim that I made them.

Don't forget to upgrade them with first with slopes, particle fountains, reloading weapons and Realm666 monsters. Oh and make sure you map your initials real big in the automap.

[Bank]

40oz said:

I'll let you keep believing that. What is so unproductive about my behavior anyway? What may appear to be unproductive to you may actually be way more productive for me.

You have an excuse for everything and need to qualify those excuses as personal milestones.

[Craigs]

BlazingPhoenix said:

I'm amazed nobody mentioned "Anything on Fox News." Yet.

Well I kind of did when I mentioned Cooper Lawrence's book