Patrick Posted January 7, 2011 A lot, apparently. Also, hello everyone. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted January 7, 2011 Hey, welcome back! Is it my impression or you've been missing for some time? However, you're soon to be timelined, since someone already posted that in EE :-p 0 Share this post Link to post
eargosedown Posted January 7, 2011 He'd have done that course in 2 minutes, easy, if he strafe-50'd. 0 Share this post Link to post
Abyssalstudios1 Posted January 8, 2011 Someone posted this over in Skulltag. It made me unreasonably happy. Am I the only one who fucking wants that BFG model? Also, welcome back Patrick! 0 Share this post Link to post
Reisal Posted January 8, 2011 Unlimited, because he has access to hammerspace for his weapons. 0 Share this post Link to post
magicsofa Posted January 8, 2011 You know, it looks like they are still only carring a few rockets. Apparently doomguy carries everything without a backpack at first...but then he gets up to 100 rockets! WHAT I've always wondered about the plasma cells. Those 100 boxes look really bulky... 0 Share this post Link to post
Coopersville Posted January 8, 2011 Only in America would they let some random RvB nerds run around unsupervised with a loaded BFG 9000. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted January 8, 2011 What you NEVER see in a Doom game is CartGuy, the unknown hero of Doom. He's marine dressed up just like Doomguy following him around (or even actually pushing him around) with a supermarket cart full of weapons and ammo. Only once the cart if full they do use a backpack, too. That explains Doomguy's speed, too. 0 Share this post Link to post
gggmork Posted January 8, 2011 I guess when he picks up more than one helmet, he starts duck taping them all over as improvised armor. The radiation suit is probably really baggy so it can optionally fit over the armor since he puts it on so quick. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted January 8, 2011 And we never see him going to the toilet, despite some PWADs so generously providing them. Well, perhaps I'd too rather constipate myself than sitting on a raw concrete, boxy toilet with nukage, lava or blood in it. 0 Share this post Link to post
bytor Posted January 8, 2011 Maes said:What you NEVER see in a Doom game is CartGuy, the unknown hero of Doom. Doomguy has a "patsy"? EDIT: removed link 0 Share this post Link to post
magicsofa Posted January 8, 2011 Maes said:And we never see him going to the toilet, despite some PWADs so generously providing them. Well, he clearly never eats and thus has no need to shit :P Drinking all those health bonuses on the other hand...who knows 0 Share this post Link to post
perkristian Posted January 12, 2011 That chainsaw is way bigger than the Doom chainsaw. 0 Share this post Link to post
Clonehunter Posted January 12, 2011 I laughed, but not much else. Maes has a pretty good theory though. 0 Share this post Link to post
Varis Alpha Posted January 13, 2011 magicsofa said:Well, he clearly never eats and thus has no need to shit :P Drinking all those health bonuses on the other hand...who knows His armor obviously have some kind of fecal container built into it, like astronaut suits. 0 Share this post Link to post
General Rainbow Bacon Posted January 13, 2011 Wouldn't he need to empty that at some point though, or maybe that's how all that brown water came to be. 0 Share this post Link to post
Varis Alpha Posted January 14, 2011 Duh, why do you think he runs so fast all the time? For fun? 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted January 14, 2011 Ahhh...so that explains why his pain sound sounds like someone taking a shit in reverse (fact, try it). He's trying to contain himself, even with all that pain. 0 Share this post Link to post
Varis Alpha Posted January 14, 2011 EXACTLY. Now you know why he grunts every time he "dumps" nearby a wall. 0 Share this post Link to post
General Rainbow Bacon Posted January 14, 2011 Oh okay, so I guess when he wall humps looking for secrets, he's actually looking for a toilet, but never finds relief, just more crap to carry around. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted January 14, 2011 For an even funnier effect, fire up vanilla Doom or a source port by limiting the number of sound channels to e.g. 3 or 4. Get the chainsaw, select it, and place Doomguy into a damaging sector. You will hear a series of brief, quenched, forced pain sounds that sound as if he's trying to pass some hard turds piece by piece. 0 Share this post Link to post
Varis Alpha Posted January 14, 2011 DoomHero85 said:Oh okay, so I guess when he wall humps looking for secrets, he's actually looking for a toilet, but never finds relief, just more crap to carry around. NOW you get it! Maes said:For an even funnier effect, fire up vanilla Doom or a source port by limiting the number of sound channels to e.g. 3 or 4. Get the chainsaw, select it, and place Doomguy into a damaging sector. You will hear a series of brief, quenched, forced pain sounds that sound as if he's trying to pass some hard turds piece by piece. Ew, thanks for the mental image. X( 0 Share this post Link to post
General Rainbow Bacon Posted January 14, 2011 I sense a jokewad in the near future based on these posts :0 0 Share this post Link to post
Varis Alpha Posted January 14, 2011 Doomguy's Turd Ventures a.k.a the shit. trilogy? 0 Share this post Link to post
General Rainbow Bacon Posted January 14, 2011 I guess doomguy figured out the hard way that a "relief map" isn't a map of all the toilets in Hell. 0 Share this post Link to post
Varis Alpha Posted January 14, 2011 Good thing he has that suit, then. :P Someone should make a mod where Doomguy needs to do everything a normal human being has to; sleep, eat, shit and drink. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted January 14, 2011 Vaporizer said:And usually the amount of nukage/lava/blood is only 8 units down from the borders. Every time Doomguy would want to drop a shit he must dip ass in nukage/lava/blood. So are you implying that Doomguy's ass cheeks somehow have a reach of 8 units? Or are you more worried about the splashing? 0 Share this post Link to post