Marnetmar Posted April 16, 2011 http://www.georgehutchins.com/ This guy is a nutjob wanna-be politician but that's not the reason I posted this. Seriously, look at that shit. 0 Share this post Link to post
bytor Posted April 16, 2011 jeepers! Yeah, that's hard to look at. I can still see it when I close my eyes. 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted April 16, 2011 You know, I checked out the site, intending to come back with a "that's nothing like as bad as such-and-such-a-site" comment, but I think this one is truly hard to top. Holy crap. Incidentally, at a glance, I thought that the following image was a big steaming dog turd: Upon reading the words, I realized that it was! 0 Share this post Link to post
Aliotroph? Posted April 17, 2011 All it needs are a few instances of <blink></blink> and it could function as a weapon. 0 Share this post Link to post
Doom_Dude Posted April 17, 2011 It could use some animated voting type of .gifs or something. :D 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted April 17, 2011 That's . . . just . . . bloody . . . awful! 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted April 17, 2011 Grazza said:intending to come back with a "that's nothing like as bad as such-and-such-a-site" commentOK, try this for size: http://home.eunet.no/~christmu/albumlist.html 0 Share this post Link to post
fraggle Posted April 17, 2011 Well, he is a conservative. Perhaps he's against modern flashy Ajax nonsense and wants a return to the 1998 geocities style of webdesign used by the American founding fathers? 0 Share this post Link to post
bytor Posted April 17, 2011 Grazza said:OK, try this for size: http://home.eunet.no/~christmu/albumlist.html Seizure-inducing. "view source" ahhhh ::: runs off to look for Motörhead videos ::: EDIT: spelled "Motörhead" wrong grumble grumble 0 Share this post Link to post
elic Posted April 17, 2011 My eyes are bleeding I went to his "Real American History" page to see what crazy shit he thinks happened, but basically everything was like:Some crazy-ass politician said:U.S. VIETNAM WAR Veterans, and those U.S. Citizens who supported a U.S. victory during the Vietnam War, {1959-1975}, in an effort to halt the spead of worldwide Communism, must be HONORED. U.S. KOREAN WAR Veterans, and those U.S. Citizens who supported a U.S. Victory during the Korean War, {1950-1953}, have HONORED America, in an effort to halt worldwide Communism. WORLD WAR TWO U.S. Military Veterans, and U.S. Civilians who experienced WORLD WAR TWO, {1939-1945}, who are becoming few in number, due to the passage of time, are very honorable Americans. What the fuck does this mean? Who said that these people shouldn't be honored? How is this fucking history? I don't think most democrats or liberals would disagree with the fact that they should be "honored," so why is he putting this as his "history those evil liberals don't want you to know." The only thing attacking liberals in this is that he says all the troops did was halt the "spead" of worldwide Communism, and of course all those evil liberal terrorists are working with the ghost of Stalin to help communism and socialism take over the world. And we didn't win the Vietnam War. 0 Share this post Link to post
Mithran Denizen Posted April 17, 2011 Mein augen! <meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 5.0">I guess they just don't know any better. (I meant the web designer(s), not my eyes. Heh.) 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted April 17, 2011 fraggle said:Well, he is a conservative. Perhaps he's against modern flashy Ajax nonsense and wants a return to the 1998 geocities style of webdesign used by the American founding fathers? Lol. 0 Share this post Link to post
printz Posted April 17, 2011 Grazza said:Incidentally, at a glance, I thought that the following image was a big steaming dog turd: http://www.georgehutchins.com/index.32.jpg Upon reading the words, I realized that it was! Before carefully seeing that that picture is of a snake, I thought it was of the Tower of Babel, which would have been a bit fitting for that mess of a site... 0 Share this post Link to post
Csonicgo Posted April 17, 2011 OW. OW OW OW I've yet to meet a sane persion that supports the Tea Partiers. not even my own parents. or THEIR PARENTS. and I live in ALABAMA. True derp. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted April 17, 2011 printz said:Before carefully seeing that that picture is of a snake, I thought it was of the Tower of Babel, which would have been a bit fitting for that mess of a site... That's a variant of the Gadsden flag, which a former marine like Hutchins should be familiar with. Damn shame to see it bastardized like that. 0 Share this post Link to post
DoomUK Posted April 17, 2011 ACCEPT JESUS, FOREVER EPILEPTIC* *Really, this is some nasty shit. 0 Share this post Link to post
Gez Posted April 17, 2011 The Many interpretations of God and Mother Natures Emanations Will diet and lifestyle Hybrid 0 Share this post Link to post
cbronson Posted April 17, 2011 Hehehehe, I lol'd. Looks like it was made by his nephew. "Hmm I need a website... Yeah! My nephew knows about computers and all that! I'll give him 10 bucks!" 0 Share this post Link to post
40oz Posted April 17, 2011 Grazza said:OK, try this for size: http://home.eunet.no/~christmu/albumlist.html Ahhh im standing on nukage 0 Share this post Link to post
deathbringer Posted April 17, 2011 DoomUK said:ACCEPT JESUS, FOREVER EPILEPTIC* *Really, this is some nasty shit. That was the site that popped into my head when I saw "worst looking website ever made", I remember going to it on Portal of Evil back when that site was good. The one in the OP reminds me of my early websites, made in Word 97 (well actually so is my current one, i've yet to find a better 'free' editor) where i just used every single effect i could find. 0 Share this post Link to post
StevieWolfe Posted April 27, 2011 MY EYES...OW OW OW OW OW OW OW...good god, wtf is that? Geocities? 0 Share this post Link to post
hex11 Posted April 27, 2011 Processingcontrol said:I went to his "Real American History" page to see what crazy shit he thinks happened, but basically everything was like: What the fuck does this mean? It means "vote for me, suckers!" (i.e. same as every other politician) I can't complain much about that site though. Sure it's gaudy as all hell, like a geocities homepage gone bad, but at least I can navigate it with Links+ (links.twibright.com). That browser does display images, but has zero javascript/flash support (and for good reason: those things are very, very bad on many levels). 0 Share this post Link to post
SaladBadger Posted April 27, 2011 I was not expecting something this bad, really. I wonder how he expects anyone to read the text without getting a headache after a while. 0 Share this post Link to post
Catoptromancy Posted April 27, 2011 http://yvettesbridalformal.com/ How is this one not posted. My favorite parts are the screnshots that show desktop. 0 Share this post Link to post
Gez Posted April 27, 2011 Catoptromancy said:http://yvettesbridalformal.com/ How is this one not posted. My favorite parts are the screnshots that show desktop. Nice. Apparently created with this fine application (whereas Hutchins' use MS Frontpage 5.0, as pointed out earlier). 0 Share this post Link to post
Clonehunter Posted April 27, 2011 DoomUK said:ACCEPT JESUS, FOREVER EPILEPTIC I see they are not to keen on converting people with Epilepsy. In fact, they're just killing them outright with that site! Sendin' 'em to Hell before they even have a chance lol. 0 Share this post Link to post
fraggle Posted April 28, 2011 Catoptromancy said:http://yvettesbridalformal.com/ How is this one not posted. My favorite parts are the screnshots that show desktop. I like the background with the repeated tiled picture of the blue man reaching his hand out, apparently to cop a feel. 0 Share this post Link to post
yellowmadness54 Posted April 28, 2011 Jesus what are these people doing? I swear, both links hurt my eyes. What in their minds made them think all that color would look good? The first one is laughable at best, seems very poorly set up. But the other just must be a joke, no one could be that stupid to make a website that awful. Its like someone shot a rainbow into my eyes. 0 Share this post Link to post