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lol thread: The "IM random people" game

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Originally posted STDGeneral from Quake3world Forums
http://www.quake3world.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/046430.html?

STDGeneral: hello
NuMbErStUnNa: who this be
STDGeneral: A/S/L?
STDGeneral: let us begin chat!
NuMbErStUnNa: r u gay
STDGeneral: My english poor, yes =(
STDGeneral: gay?? Kekekekkeke stop laugh me
STDGeneral: :-)
STDGeneral: I have ask you, okay?
STDGeneral: you live chicago, yaes?

STDGeneral: you know person name Carlos Pedrigan?
STDGeneral: ^____^ hi?
STDGeneral: ..............

STDGeneral: Hello.
Y2B: hi?
STDGeneral: Greetings, glad to see your online
Y2B: and who are you?
STDGeneral: I would like to give you an exciting new offer
Y2B: and that offer would be
STDGeneral: Would you be interested in being a subscriber to Camel Racing Quarterly?
STDGeneral: Your name was added to our list, was this you?
Y2B: i dont know
Y2B: however im not interested much
STDGeneral: Why is that?
Y2B: lol..im just not interested for now
STDGeneral: Let me just tell you something
STDGeneral: I was participating in the third annual camel races at Memphis, Tennessee
STDGeneral: It was fun and exciting, have you ever ridden a camel?
Y2B: no
STDGeneral: It provides great advances. Did you know that camel humps provide medicine to doctor "Dakatania disease"
STDGeneral: Surprising as it was, i knew that camels provided gold.
STDGeneral: Just remember this, whenever you see a camel. Think medicine

STDGeneral: hello sir
Boaterguy: hello
Boaterguy: how is this?
Boaterguy: who*
STDGeneral: kewl
STDGeneral: I am STDGeneral, but that's only my nickname
Boaterguy: Isee
STDGeneral: I am known throughout the world as Alec Sharmir
Boaterguy: alright
STDGeneral: I want to start a random chat, you in?
Boaterguy: what can I do for you Alec?
STDGeneral: Well i have advancements in technology, want to help me out ?
Boaterguy: ah...I'm kinda busy
Boaterguy: but thanks anyway
STDGeneral: Well it's short =(
Boaterguy: advancements?
STDGeneral: I have two questions, whenever you can answer them would be fine
Boaterguy: like what?
Boaterguy: ok...shoot
STDGeneral: Well im developing a company, and am stuck between two things
Boaterguy: k
STDGeneral: I was thinking of starting an exotic animal farm, you know, lemurs, ocelots, and so on. But i was scared because they're dangerous. How do i get these animals? I chose you hecause you seem to be an expert at this type of work
Boaterguy: can't help ya with that one
Boaterguy: ummmm
Boaterguy: nope
STDGeneral: And the other
STDGeneral: Do you think it would be alright if i stole some napkins from burger king and sell them for profit?
Boaterguy: no proally not
STDGeneral: okay thank you
STDGeneral: If you ever hear about Slam Corp., give us a visit.
STDGeneral: Ask for Alec

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Sexually Transmitted Diseased General?
heh, he should be more careful next time when choosing nicks like that.

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I think that might've been done on purpose.

The first conversation would've been a lot funnier if the person had kept responding instead of letting STDGeneral ramble by himself. It's always funny to IM random people and pretend not to know english.

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Heh, oh what the hell:

Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 20 minutes.
jabberwock486: what

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Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 20 minutes.
jabberwock486: who are u
jabberwock486: why did u send me the same message u sent me yesturday

jabberwock486: i warned u because u do not reply and if u have nothing to say, but how long i have been online, i dont want any message from u
jabberwock486 signed off at 7:20:17 PM.

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Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 20 minutes.
jabberwock486 signed off at 6:36:48 PM.

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Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 20 minutes.
jabberwock486 signed off at 2:43:04 PM.

Wet Drywall: At the time of this message, your total online time will be: 40 minutes.
AJS2254: Eh?

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Wet Drywall: At the time of this message, your total online time will be: 40 minutes.

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Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 40 minutes.
AJS2254: What the fuck?
AJS2254: Who is this?
AJS2254: Okay then, bye.
AJS2254 signed off at 3:55:36 PM.

Wet Drywall: At the time of this message, your total online time will be: 60 minutes.
Chesterules: dry the wetwall 'fore it wets your new place.
Chesterules: Umm... why, are you a spy?
Chesterules: Can I finger you and then bomb you to Kingdom Kum?
Chesterules: LOL!!!!!!!
Chesterules: rofl!!!
Chesterules: lol
Chesterules: that is the best info I have yet come across....
Chesterules: Oh man... Gonna have to steal that...
Chesterules: took me like a good 45 seconds to realize....
Chesterules: w00t
Chesterules: good stuff
Chesterules: Johnny come early
Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 120 minutes.
Wet Drywall: Thankyou for using Farmer's timebot, please degenerate kindly. Session terminated.
Chesterules: oink
Chesterules: what does that mean? "degenerate kindly"
Chesterules: When will another session begin?

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Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 60 minutes.
Chesterules: THank you.
Chesterules: This information you give me is invaluable!
Chesterules: Please wait...
Chesterules: Dry Wetwall
Chesterules: if you don't care to illuminate the esophogus
Chesterules signed off at 3:57:06 PM.

Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 30 minutes.
morbidtwatt: cool
morbidtwatt: so when are you gonna get dry
morbidtwatt: :-P
Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 60 minutes.
Wet Drywall: Thankyou for using Farmer's timebot, please degenerate kindly. Session terminated.
morbidtwatt signed off at 11:50:37 PM.

Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 10 minutes.
Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 20 minutes.
Phantagrim signed off at 7:21:37 PM.

Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 40 minutes.
DN1138416: very observant.

Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 20 minutes.
EdgeJ25: no
EdgeJ25 wants to get list of files.
EdgeJ25 signed off at 7:00:37 PM.

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Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 20 minutes.
EdgeJ25: no shit
EdgeJ25: fuck off
EdgeJ25: goddamn fucking rotten fucking corpse fuck
EdgeJ25 signed off at 4:34:38 PM.

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erm... since when was there any?

Have you checked host pell lately? Liam's thread. I made one a while back too. Go figure.

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Chesterules: LOL!!!!!!!
Chesterules: rofl!!!
Chesterules: lol
Chesterules: that is the best info I have yet come across....
Chesterules: Oh man... Gonna have to steal that...
Chesterules: took me like a good 45 seconds to realize....
Chesterules: w00t
Chesterules: good stuff

The info you stole from me... :P

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I have a few AIM names I used to use for AIM pranking. I might do it again and post something here if the thread's still around.

But AIM users don't make very entertaining victims :p

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heh, Lüt tried that thing on me, i just said high lüt or somethin

high lüt

You were probably a lot closer to the truth than you realize :P

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make sure you read the whole thread at Q3W. Its the funniest thread ever!

Yo!

deathwarrior == deathz0r

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make sure you read the whole thread at Q3W. Its the funniest thread ever!


when did you started posting here?

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make sure you read the whole thread at Q3W. Its the funniest thread ever!


when did you started posting here?


Since now :p

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