999cop Posted February 25, 2002 Originally posted STDGeneral from Quake3world Forums http://www.quake3world.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/046430.html?STDGeneral: hello NuMbErStUnNa: who this be STDGeneral: A/S/L? STDGeneral: let us begin chat! NuMbErStUnNa: r u gay STDGeneral: My english poor, yes =( STDGeneral: gay?? Kekekekkeke stop laugh me STDGeneral: :-) STDGeneral: I have ask you, okay? STDGeneral: you live chicago, yaes? STDGeneral: you know person name Carlos Pedrigan? STDGeneral: ^____^ hi? STDGeneral: .............. STDGeneral: Hello. Y2B: hi? STDGeneral: Greetings, glad to see your online Y2B: and who are you? STDGeneral: I would like to give you an exciting new offer Y2B: and that offer would be STDGeneral: Would you be interested in being a subscriber to Camel Racing Quarterly? STDGeneral: Your name was added to our list, was this you? Y2B: i dont know Y2B: however im not interested much STDGeneral: Why is that? Y2B: lol..im just not interested for now STDGeneral: Let me just tell you something STDGeneral: I was participating in the third annual camel races at Memphis, Tennessee STDGeneral: It was fun and exciting, have you ever ridden a camel? Y2B: no STDGeneral: It provides great advances. Did you know that camel humps provide medicine to doctor "Dakatania disease" STDGeneral: Surprising as it was, i knew that camels provided gold. STDGeneral: Just remember this, whenever you see a camel. Think medicine STDGeneral: hello sir Boaterguy: hello Boaterguy: how is this? Boaterguy: who* STDGeneral: kewl STDGeneral: I am STDGeneral, but that's only my nickname Boaterguy: Isee STDGeneral: I am known throughout the world as Alec Sharmir Boaterguy: alright STDGeneral: I want to start a random chat, you in? Boaterguy: what can I do for you Alec? STDGeneral: Well i have advancements in technology, want to help me out ? Boaterguy: ah...I'm kinda busy Boaterguy: but thanks anyway STDGeneral: Well it's short =( Boaterguy: advancements? STDGeneral: I have two questions, whenever you can answer them would be fine Boaterguy: like what? Boaterguy: ok...shoot STDGeneral: Well im developing a company, and am stuck between two things Boaterguy: k STDGeneral: I was thinking of starting an exotic animal farm, you know, lemurs, ocelots, and so on. But i was scared because they're dangerous. How do i get these animals? I chose you hecause you seem to be an expert at this type of work Boaterguy: can't help ya with that one Boaterguy: ummmm Boaterguy: nope STDGeneral: And the other STDGeneral: Do you think it would be alright if i stole some napkins from burger king and sell them for profit? Boaterguy: no proally not STDGeneral: okay thank you STDGeneral: If you ever hear about Slam Corp., give us a visit. STDGeneral: Ask for Alec 0 Share this post Link to post
RusseII Posted February 25, 2002 Sexually Transmitted Diseased General? heh, he should be more careful next time when choosing nicks like that. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted February 25, 2002 I think that might've been done on purpose. The first conversation would've been a lot funnier if the person had kept responding instead of letting STDGeneral ramble by himself. It's always funny to IM random people and pretend not to know english. 0 Share this post Link to post
Crendowing Posted February 25, 2002 ENOUGH OF THESE DAMN 'RANDOM IM' THREADS ALREADY!!!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted February 25, 2002 Heh, my AIM timebot didn't fare too well. :( 0 Share this post Link to post
deathz0r Posted February 25, 2002 ENOUGH OF THESE DAMN 'RANDOM IM' THREADS ALREADY!!!!!!erm... since when was there any? 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted February 25, 2002 Heh, my AIM timebot didn't fare too well. :(I thought it worked pretty well. You did manage to freak out a few people. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted February 25, 2002 Heh, oh what the hell:Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 20 minutes. jabberwock486: what --- Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 20 minutes. jabberwock486: who are u jabberwock486: why did u send me the same message u sent me yesturday jabberwock486: i warned u because u do not reply and if u have nothing to say, but how long i have been online, i dont want any message from u jabberwock486 signed off at 7:20:17 PM. --- Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 20 minutes. jabberwock486 signed off at 6:36:48 PM. --- Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 20 minutes. jabberwock486 signed off at 2:43:04 PM. Wet Drywall: At the time of this message, your total online time will be: 40 minutes. AJS2254: Eh? --- Wet Drywall: At the time of this message, your total online time will be: 40 minutes. --- Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 40 minutes. AJS2254: What the fuck? AJS2254: Who is this? AJS2254: Okay then, bye. AJS2254 signed off at 3:55:36 PM. Wet Drywall: At the time of this message, your total online time will be: 60 minutes. Chesterules: dry the wetwall 'fore it wets your new place. Chesterules: Umm... why, are you a spy? Chesterules: Can I finger you and then bomb you to Kingdom Kum? Chesterules: LOL!!!!!!! Chesterules: rofl!!! Chesterules: lol Chesterules: that is the best info I have yet come across.... Chesterules: Oh man... Gonna have to steal that... Chesterules: took me like a good 45 seconds to realize.... Chesterules: w00t Chesterules: good stuff Chesterules: Johnny come early Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 120 minutes. Wet Drywall: Thankyou for using Farmer's timebot, please degenerate kindly. Session terminated. Chesterules: oink Chesterules: what does that mean? "degenerate kindly" Chesterules: When will another session begin? --- Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 60 minutes. Chesterules: THank you. Chesterules: This information you give me is invaluable! Chesterules: Please wait... Chesterules: Dry Wetwall Chesterules: if you don't care to illuminate the esophogus Chesterules signed off at 3:57:06 PM. Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 30 minutes. morbidtwatt: cool morbidtwatt: so when are you gonna get dry morbidtwatt: :-P Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 60 minutes. Wet Drywall: Thankyou for using Farmer's timebot, please degenerate kindly. Session terminated. morbidtwatt signed off at 11:50:37 PM. Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 10 minutes. Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 20 minutes. Phantagrim signed off at 7:21:37 PM. Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 40 minutes. DN1138416: very observant. Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 20 minutes. EdgeJ25: no EdgeJ25 wants to get list of files. EdgeJ25 signed off at 7:00:37 PM. --- Wet Drywall: At the time of this IM, your total online time will be: 20 minutes. EdgeJ25: no shit EdgeJ25: fuck off EdgeJ25: goddamn fucking rotten fucking corpse fuck EdgeJ25 signed off at 4:34:38 PM. 0 Share this post Link to post
Achilles Posted February 25, 2002 make sure you read the whole thread at Q3W. Its the funniest thread ever! 0 Share this post Link to post
Crendowing Posted February 25, 2002 erm... since when was there any?Have you checked host pell lately? Liam's thread. I made one a while back too. Go figure. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted February 25, 2002 Chesterules: LOL!!!!!!! Chesterules: rofl!!! Chesterules: lol Chesterules: that is the best info I have yet come across.... Chesterules: Oh man... Gonna have to steal that... Chesterules: took me like a good 45 seconds to realize.... Chesterules: w00t Chesterules: good stuffThe info you stole from me... :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Skippy Posted February 26, 2002 heh, Lüt tried that thing on me, i just said high lüt or somethin 0 Share this post Link to post
Liam Posted February 26, 2002 I have a few AIM names I used to use for AIM pranking. I might do it again and post something here if the thread's still around. But AIM users don't make very entertaining victims :p 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted February 26, 2002 heh, Lüt tried that thing on me, i just said high lüt or somethinhigh lütYou were probably a lot closer to the truth than you realize :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted February 26, 2002 ICQ Pranks I've seen a few of those before, funny stuff. I like the one about the disipline box or whatever. The funniest one ever! 0 Share this post Link to post
deathz0r Posted February 26, 2002 make sure you read the whole thread at Q3W. Its the funniest thread ever!Yo! deathwarrior == deathz0r 0 Share this post Link to post
Kaiser Posted February 26, 2002 make sure you read the whole thread at Q3W. Its the funniest thread ever! when did you started posting here? 0 Share this post Link to post
Crendowing Posted February 26, 2002 Heh, AIM pranks rule...Yeah...but I don't wanna risk getting reported...I'm on AOL. Sucks to be me, heh. 0 Share this post Link to post
Achilles Posted February 27, 2002 make sure you read the whole thread at Q3W. Its the funniest thread ever! when did you started posting here? Since now :p 0 Share this post Link to post