Textbook Graffiti

[Daiyu_Xiaoxiang]

I think most people have once draw on textbooks or notesheets while at school at somewhere. If so why not share your nice piece of work by posting it here?

Here's my newest piece of work:

p.s. Oh, I should have add a laser beam beneath the UFO which destroy a boat.

[Technician]

I drew a lot of shit in my textooks as a kid. Sadly, the books would be at the school.

I remember I drew cocks on most of the illustration found in our New Testament in high school.

[Daiyu_Xiaoxiang]

I still got a whole lot of drawings in my junior high school textbooks. I remember one I draw Lin Daiyu carrying a RPG instead of burying flowers. What a pity I have already throw most of my old textbooks away, even my primary schoolworks. :(

A nice thing is I still keep my senior high school textbooks, with lots of drawings inside(Especially chinese and chinese history textbook).

[DoomUK]

I drew endless pictures of video game environments, cartoon characters, weapons and other stuff in my school books. I always hated art class because I wasn't permitted the freedom to draw or paint whatever I wanted to. Same with "creative writing" in English class. It always seemed a bit wrong to tell kids they're only allowed to draw or write about a particular thing rather than letting them do their own thing in a class that's supposed to encourage creativity, even if what they produce is complete shit that no one likes. I'm sure all the great artists and authors of the world put out a lot of garbage before they nail what they have floating around in their imagination. I imagine nothing has changed in the past 13 years since I finished school.

I ramble.

[Doom_Dude]

haha this reminds me. In high-school I had an xtra text book for some reason and I drew weird characters and stuff on every page... glued in some porn pictures or parts of with crazy captions, all with the intentions of putting it on the shelf in the classroom along with the other text books... hoping somebody would find it and go wtf and maybe there would be some hoopla about defacing text books or some shit. However my friend borrowed it and eventually all these other kids wanted to borrow it and it got passed around a lot. One day this guy did a reading from it in the library and the librarian didn't get what was going on as they hid it when she came over to investigate. Not sure what happened to it in the end. *walks away whistling*

[Redeemer812]

Did it all the time. I liked writing captions for the illustrations in my Latin textbook. "Uh oh, looks like Marcus wants to hang himself."

[Daiyu_Xiaoxiang]

Well, I wonder if there's any pictures of the graffiti work........

[Sharessa]

Anyone else turn their textbook into an animation flipbook? I did it with a clock once, at least.

[Enjay]

I give out punishment exercises to the people I catch vandalising the books in my class. Does that count? :P

[Grazza]

Viz comic has a defacement competition each issue. Yours is pretty tame by comparison, I'm afraid.

(NSFW)

[yellowmadness54]

Well, since I'm still in highschool...

*dumps bookbag out
lets see what we've got here...

[Kirby]

I was never any good at drawing pictures, so I used to draw mazes on the inside covers of my textbooks. Got pretty expansive sometimes, but those are long gone now.

Grazza said:

defacement competition

That's actually pretty damn funny, though I imagine many winners simply defacing a picture with as many dicks as possible (as per three of the four winners in your picture)

[Du Mhan Yhu]

@Grazza: lol That's the funniest shit I've seen all day!! :)


@Daiyu_Xiaoxiang: What does the writing say next to the arrow pointing at the little man?

[Daiyu_Xiaoxiang]

skaman86 said:

@Daiyu_Xiaoxiang: What does the writing say next to the arrow pointing at the little man?

Actually I don't think that person is a man, instead it's a woman. There are 3 reasons for that:

1. 2 of the words written by the author(Top-Right corner) is being sissified.
2. That person seems to have a girly hairstyle.
3. That person's wrist, it was narrow near its ass, looks like a chinese girl wearing a qipao.

As for those writing by me, it means "Chinese Qipao Girl looks at the moon, and shoot a UFO"

Another drawing by me 3 years ago, Soong Ching-Ling(Father of China's wife) as Star Wars warrior and hunter. And she call herself a loli!

[Tango]

Kirby said:

That's actually pretty damn funny, though I imagine many winners simply defacing a picture with as many dicks as possible (as per three of the four winners in your picture)

yeah really. it takes a lot more creativity to deface a pretty regular illustration with something better than dicks :p

[deathbringer]

I probably did, but I didn't then steal the books so they're all still there and I can't scan them in.

One book had "fuck" written across the bottom of the contents page, and every lesson it would always end up on the desk of some giggly girls who would burst out laughing.

[Grazza]

Tango said:

yeah really. it takes a lot more creativity to deface a pretty regular illustration with something better than dicks :p

You can't really blame the artists in this case, since the rules of the Viz Defacement Competition state:

... we'd like you to despoil, deface and vandalise [this picture] in as childish a fashion as you can manage.

As ever, points will be awarded for big, veiny, prehensile cocks, hairy fannies, pools of piss and speech bubbles containing sparkling dialogue along the lines of "Mmm. Drink my spunk." Marks will be deducted if any evidence of wit, cleverness or artistic achievememt is detected.

deathbringer said:

One book had "fuck" written across the bottom of the contents page, and every lesson it would always end up on the desk of some giggly girls who would burst out laughing.

That reminds me of something that happened when I worked in an office in London. Some direct sales mailing had included pre-paid return envelopes, and someone had apparently written "FUCK" inside this envelope (under the flap). An angry customer sent this back, with a letter of complaint. Of course, this could have been done at the customer's end, but there was quite the investigation into who in the office might have done this, and a grovelling apology was sent to the customer.

So if ever you're really fed up with getting unsolicited marketing junk, rather than throwing it away, you could try doing this (i.e. write an obscenity in it yourself, and claim you received it in that state). Who knows, you might get a freebie, or if nothing else, you could chuckle to yourself at the idea of someone in the mailing department getting a bollocking.

[cbronson]

Law school can get pretty boring...
http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa387/bloodandstone/devil1.jpg
http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa387/bloodandstone/hell.jpg
http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa387/bloodandstone/sea_monster.jpg

I no longer have my old defaced books with dicks and vaginas :P

[Enjay]

There is a textbook that we use in our school that has a picture of Einstein on one of the pages. I guarantee you that in every classroom that has these books (I think 10 or 11 rooms each with about 20 copies) nearly all of them with have a dick drawn on Einstein's forehead. It's like there was some kind of campaign to do it. It can't all have been one person's work. There must just be something about the picture that stimulates the inner dick-drawer in 14 year old students.

It's a pretty famous picture - this one:

[Daiyu_Xiaoxiang]

Oh, I know that picture. It got it in my Physics Textbook too. And I have draw a lot of missiles(MIM-104 Patriot) and cars in the textbook.

To cbronson: that monster seems to looks like a mix of an imp and mancubi. I like it.