Technician Posted November 22, 2011 Who cares if they are serving shit. The parents don't give a shit to begin with. If they did, they'd send them a packed lunch. EDIT: I wasn't going to make a thread about this FDA failure, but enjoy! 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted November 22, 2011 This is exactly why I always brought food from home with me. 0 Share this post Link to post
lupinx-Kassman Posted November 22, 2011 It's no secret that school cafeteria meals were and always will be crap. 0 Share this post Link to post
DoomUK Posted November 22, 2011 What's not nutritious about pizza? If the tomato paste on a pizza contains the same properties as a fresh tomato, what difference does it make how it's served? Also consider the other ingredients on there like mushrooms, chicken, pineapple or whatever one likes on their pizza. I'm 29 and I've never eaten a whole fresh tomato in my life. I hate them. As a consequence of this I'm perfectly healthy. The trick is to maintain a balanced diet, not be obsessive over this "junk food is bad for you" thing. Just because something tastes nice thanks to the sugar and salt in there doesn't mean it's a ticket to a heart attack at a young age. If you lived solely off tomatoes and lettuce, you wouldn't have the strength to climb a flight of stairs. Perhaps I'm drifting away from the topic at hand a little, but this is something that always bothers me. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted November 22, 2011 Why wouldn't tomato paste be a vegetable? Are tomatoes not vegetables? If you think that's problematic, wait until you see the -quite liberal- definitions of what is "fasting compatible" food here for Orthodox Christians ;-) In theory, when fasting religiously, you should avoid animal products except fish. But you can -in theory- happily gorge yourself with fried potatoes and sugar candy. 0 Share this post Link to post
Snakes Posted November 22, 2011 Wish in one hand, McRib in the other. See which one gets filled first. 0 Share this post Link to post
Xeros612 Posted November 22, 2011 Maes said:Why wouldn't tomato paste be a vegetable? Are tomatoes not vegetables? Some would consider it a fruit on the basis of the seeds inside. 0 Share this post Link to post
Phobus Posted November 22, 2011 Maes said:Why wouldn't tomato paste be a vegetable? Are tomatoes not vegetables? They are indeed fruit, so no, they're not vegetables. That's what amazes me here to be honest. I can live with "tomato paste" being considered a healthy option due to it's high tomate content... but a vegetable? Made out of fruit? 0 Share this post Link to post
Aliotroph? Posted November 22, 2011 Tomato paste is ridiculously good for you as long as it's not full of other ingredients that aren't. As for the fruit/vegetable thing, I don't understand why people care. Lots of things that get lumped in as vegetables are fruits. It matters not. 0 Share this post Link to post
hobomaster22 Posted November 22, 2011 Phobus said:They are indeed fruit, so no, they're not vegetables. That's what amazes me here to be honest. I can live with "tomato paste" being considered a healthy option due to it's high tomate content... but a vegetable? Made out of fruit? I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that it's technically, by scientific terms, a fruit. As far as cooking and eating is concerned it's generally considered a vegetable because it is used like a 'vegetable'. Squash, cucumbers, green beans, and peppers would all be scientifically considered fruits as well. So really the produce is considered a fruit or vegetable depending on the context in which it is used for food. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted November 22, 2011 hobomaster22 said:I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that it's technically, by scientific terms, a fruit. As far as cooking and eating is concerned it's generally considered a vegetable because it is used like a 'vegetable'. That. As long as it ain't meat, fish, synthetic, mineral or fungus, assuming that it's edible, it must be of "vegetable origins" simply by exclusion. This also includes algae, BTW. As for pizza being a vegetable...well, it can be made of "all vegetable ingredients" if you exclude the yeast (or the ammonium, if you are a lazy bum), and if you don't use any butter, salami or cheese in its preparation. But even then it will be a "processed food with all-vegetable ingredients". It's not as if pizzas grow on trees. 0 Share this post Link to post
Quasar Posted November 22, 2011 Would you expect any less when the FDA food czar is a former head of Monsanto? Pretty soon it's going to be illegal to grow your own food because it's not government approved. It's like something out of the fucking Omen movie. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted November 22, 2011 Grain of Salt said:There's a stipulation for vegetables as part of a school meal because of the benefits of fresh vegetables, not vegetable matter as a cooking ingredient. While I understand this point of view, I'd still dismiss it as a subtle technicality or an improper specialization of the word "vegetable" to encompass only fresh vegetables. Interestignly enough, the US seem to have a reverse problem of defining what is "fresh milk": an Euro commie pinko like me learned that "fresh milk" is the stuff you buy in cartons that has to be kept in the refrigerator all the time and consumed within 4-5 days tops no matter what (unless you feel adventurous), and contains no added preservatives or vitamins by EU law. OTOH I heard people here mentioning that in the US you can only buy some super-processed abomination "fresh milk" that can last 1 month or more (WTF?) out of the fridge once opened. What the hell is it made from? Even plain water with some white colorant would be rather stale and not quite safe to drink after a month at room temperature. 0 Share this post Link to post
Creaphis Posted November 22, 2011 Even if tomato paste were the most nutritious ambrosia known to man, the amount that you'll find in one pizza slice isn't enough to qualify pizza as a vegetable, nutritionally speaking. The issue here is that lobbyists from the frozen food industry have gotten the FDA to redefine white: "black." The other issue is that "Did you know that tomatoes are fruits, not vegetables?" is something that you should never say to anyone older than five. It's a fun fact made to entertain simple thinkers. The more nuanced truth is, of course, that "fruit" is a botanical term, while "vegetable" is a dietary one, and they are not opposites or mutually exclusive. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted November 22, 2011 Creaphis said:It's a fun fact made to entertain simple thinkers. The more nuanced truth is, of course, that "fruit" is a botanical term, while "vegetable" is a dietary one, and they are not opposites or mutually exclusive. Even more fun if you haze little children with the concept of "false fruit" that are supposedly "not safe for them to eat because they are false". 0 Share this post Link to post
xvertigox Posted November 22, 2011 Just to be clear what's causing contention is that now pizza with 2 tablespoons of tomato paste is counted as a serving of vegetables vs the old system where 8 was required. 0 Share this post Link to post
Quast Posted November 22, 2011 Maes said:OTOH I heard people here mentioning that in the US you can only buy some super-processed abomination "fresh milk" that can last 1 month or more (WTF?) out of the fridge once opened. What the hell is it made from? I have never ever heard of anything like this. Powdered milk maybe? But that's not a liquid. Milk in the US comes in cartons and jugs and must be kept refrigerated and lasts a week or so. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted November 23, 2011 Maes said:If you think that's problematic, wait until you see the -quite liberal- definitions of what is "fasting compatible" food here for Orthodox Christians ;-) In theory, when fasting religiously, you should avoid animal products except fish. Fancy a capybara steak or leg of beaver? They've both been classified as fish at some point in the past. This Time cartoon sums things up quire nicely 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted November 24, 2011 What's this tomato paste thing... anything related to tomato sauce? Pizza also has dough which is wheat cereal, that is vegetable matter. In Spanish we have the term "verduras" to mean "green and garden vegetables" but all vegetables are vegetable foods, including cereals and fruits. If the law required "fresh vegetables", things would be different. 0 Share this post Link to post
Coopersville Posted November 25, 2011 People should have the choice to eat whatever they want. If the school system has to create some bogus loophole to provide students that option, along with also providing them with courses on how to eat properly, so be it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted November 25, 2011 GreyGhost said:Fancy a capybara steak or leg of beaver? They've both been classified as fish at some point in the past. In Greece, there's a saying "baptising meat as fish", referring to any entity which is able to bend the rules a-posteriori in their favour. Allegedly derived from the practice of certain monks/clergymen of "baptising" meat as fish so they could eat it without sinning/breaking their fasting. @myk: I guess they are referring to a super-concentrated variety of tomato sauce (more dense and spiced than ketchup) which is often used for ordeuvres or pizza topping. It's almost as thick as toothpaste, and often sold in similar squeeze-tubes, but I've seen canned tomato paste too (sold in much smaller cans than unconcentrated). @Quast: I dunno man. Take a read through this here thread and see if you can make head or tail out of it. I was left with the impression that in the US you can't find normal milk -or at least I stumbled upon someone who had no fucking idea about what "milk" was. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted November 25, 2011 As a Catholic, I was taught fish was an exception to the rule because the flesh can be separated from the blood easily. 0 Share this post Link to post
Csonicgo Posted November 25, 2011 Technician said:As a Catholic, I was taught fish was an exception to the rule because the flesh can be separated from the blood easily. But there's still blood. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted November 25, 2011 Csonicgo said:But there's still blood. Why are you even applying logic to this? 0 Share this post Link to post
Csonicgo Posted November 25, 2011 Technician said:Why are you even applying logic to this? Good point. 0 Share this post Link to post
Walter confetti Posted November 25, 2011 Technician said:I wasn't going to make a thread about this FDA failure, but enjoy! uh... what? I laughed at it. mik said:What's this tomato paste thing... anything related to tomato sauce? You know, i think the same thing of you.... 0 Share this post Link to post