PRIMEVAL Posted November 30, 2011 yellowmadness54 said:Or Jugulator. \m/ (>.<) \m/ 0 Share this post Link to post
Planky Posted November 30, 2011 I would summon darknation to troll them out of existance. 0 Share this post Link to post
Worst Posted November 30, 2011 Jodwin, the street b0gs would stand no chance. 0 Share this post Link to post
neubejiita Posted November 30, 2011 Definitely Korax. They would not stand a chance. or those metal heads from Heretic. 0 Share this post Link to post
wildweasel Posted November 30, 2011 I would summon the police and let them watch from a distance. They need evidence, right? how about being a witness to the same exact sort of beating? Then I'd have the satisfaction of them having been arrested. 0 Share this post Link to post
D_GARG Posted November 30, 2011 Muahahaha! njah, a Diabloist (nasty custom doom monster) 0 Share this post Link to post
dannebubinga Posted November 30, 2011 I would summon Sagat from Street Fighter. He would do the tiger knee crush and some tiger uppercuts and finish it off with a tiger shot. Picture yourself getting that knee in the face. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted November 30, 2011 Planky said:I would summon darknation to troll them out of existance. who would then beat you up and steal your wallet. Because of irony. 0 Share this post Link to post
Jodwin Posted November 30, 2011 I'd summon Maes so that he can get beaten up while I walk away. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted November 30, 2011 Then I would summon the Doomguy's Forced and Painful Chocolate Shotgun. 0 Share this post Link to post
CODOR Posted November 30, 2011 John Romero so he could make each one of them his bitch. 0 Share this post Link to post
Koko Ricky Posted December 1, 2011 Well, despite being petty thugs, I woudln't want to kill the poor fuckers. I'd either: a) Summon Louis CK to heckle them into submission. His brutal, hilarious quips would either get them laughing so hard they'd call the whole thing off, or they'd be so offended they'd be forced to run away with their tails between their legs. In case they were the type who would feel compelled to beat the shit out of Louis CK, then I'd b) Summon Ash from Evil Dead. I think seeing a guy with a shotgun in one hand and a chainsaw in the other might be enough to send them running. 0 Share this post Link to post
printz Posted December 1, 2011 WildWeasel said:I would summon the police and let them watch from a distance. They need evidence, right? how about being a witness to the same exact sort of beating? Then I'd have the satisfaction of them having been arrested. HELP! POLICE!!! I'd summon the mighty helicopter bot from my pocket and let him threaten their integrity with his blades. 0 Share this post Link to post
I'myourtarget Posted December 4, 2011 http://images.wikia.com/left4dead/images/9/93/Tankidle.png Especially since I personally believe Expert difficulty to be the most realistic. I also would have chosen Fluttershy because at least one of three things would happen: A: The robbers would stop attacking and become guilty and/or confused B: Fluttershy would give a strong lecture with a little Stare mixed in C: The robbers would hurt Fluttershy, upon which a large army of bronies would appear out of nowhere. 0 Share this post Link to post
HavoX Posted December 12, 2011 The Maulotaur. (if that doesn't work, the Spider Mastermind or Cyberdemon.) 0 Share this post Link to post
Xeros612 Posted December 12, 2011 I'myourtarget said:C: The robbers would hurt Fluttershy, upon which a large army of bronies would appear out of nowhere. And try to drown them in their tears? Can't imagine that being very effective. Adam Jensen. Typhoon surprise for everyone. Or maybe Tom Hansen from Cold Fear; maybe his bad voice acting will scare everyone away. 0 Share this post Link to post
Clonehunter Posted December 12, 2011 I bet the ICEMAN could handle them. 0 Share this post Link to post