Whom would you summon to get revenge?

[Mithran Denizen]

It'd take me long enough to choose a defender that the thugs would have already robbed me again and escaped while I was still standing there indecisively.

[darkreaver]

Pacman

[Megalyth]

[SaladBadger]

I'm partial to the fire demon I created. It has pathfinding, teleportation, fireballs, two giant swords for arms, and immunity to fire, of course.

Either that or <insert random vvvvvv enemy here>

[Reisal]

Charles Bronson

[BouncyTEM]

http://www.factpile.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/kharn-the-betrayer.jpg

Would totally be worth it.

[scalliano]

Tyrannosatan.

No, the other one...

[Gordon]

A Mancubus would probably get them all in one shot.

[Craigs]

Cornholio

[dew]

panda, he's one tough bully.

[Clonehunter]

I'd summon Sir Lancelot to go batshit on their asses.

[Fulgrim]

Jun Kasai

[Shaikoten]

These guys.

[Ralphis]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Chow Yun Thin]

Sasha, she is faithful friend.

Or the guy this player is channeling.

[sparerib1968]

I summon Bahamut and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure :)

As a second choice, Chuck Norris.

[GreyGhost]

I've changed my mind, this is a job for 40oz.

[NightmareZer0]

http://s188.photobucket.com/albums/z248/InvaderTAK42/Angry%20Video%20Game%20Nerd/?action=view¤t=Super_Mecha_Death_Christ_2000_by_mi.jpg

Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. Version 4.0 Beta, BITCH!

[Shadow Dweller]

Summon Mehrunes Dagon. He's invincible until I console-kill him and he will probably annihilate most of Florida before that happens. Assuming I remember, that is.


That seems a pretty reasonable response to losing a thousand dollar laptop, a cell phone, and an MTG deck, right?

[Phobus]

I'd summon the physical embodiment of arse-rape... once for each guy.


Or, if I wanted to be certain that whatever I summon was definitely on my side, I'd get one more of me for each of them. With even numbers I'd say it's then fair game if I still get my arse handed to me. Then I'll get the arse-raping demons out anyway :P

[Fulgrim]

Should have posted this video instead of a pic. I still say the best revenge would be sticking your targets in a ring with Jaki Numazawa and Jun Kasai. Just let Jun and Jaki bring there favorite "toys" with them.

[DooMAD]

This tattooist. Owned.

[Creaphis]

Someone who runs slower than I do.

[Phobus]

Creaphis said:

Someone who runs slower than I do.

Heh - I had considered that response, but figured that'd not be likely to be acheiving the "revenge" part of this question :P

[Sharessa]

Shaikoten said:

These guys.

Ho-leee sheeeee-iiiit. That's one badass group of Sikhs.

Ralphis said:

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Randy Savage, or the Cool-Aid Man?

[Quasar]

6000 ATK.
+ + =

[Du Mhan Yhu]

[Coopersville]

Richard Kuklinski, but maybe I'm a little sadistic because it actually happened to me.

[yellowmadness54]

Huh.... Johnny the Homicidal Maniac will do it.

Or Jugulator.

[AndrewB]

The porkalator.