doom_is_great Posted May 19, 2012 http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/health/2012/05/18/flesh-eating-bacteria-consumes-man-penis/ Man I feel sorry for that man. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted May 19, 2012 Jesus, bummer... Now with bacteria becoming more and more resistant to antibiotics, we're seeing a renascence of these types of infections. What sucks is our immunity cannot get anywhere near them. Maybe if they finally get off their asses and look into artificial phage treatment, we may have a new combatant. There was a woman who recently lost her legs, some torso, and fingers from a simple cut. Clean your wounds really well, and always bring antiseptics with you when venturing into the wilderness and foreign countries. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted May 19, 2012 sgt dopey said:Oh man thats worse than dying Actually, I'd probably have more time on my hands. 0 Share this post Link to post
Rizera Posted May 19, 2012 Eating penis? That's a pretty gay bacteria. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted May 19, 2012 1ntru said:Eating penis? That's a pretty gay bacteria. God, I'm getting real tired of your blatant anti same-sex division agenda. 0 Share this post Link to post
Philnemba Posted May 19, 2012 Reading the articles title scares the crap out of me X_X 0 Share this post Link to post
DuckReconMajor Posted May 19, 2012 Something is worse than Goosh Goosh? 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted May 19, 2012 Necrotizing fasciitis, it's not pleasant but there are worse fates. I notice they're zeroing in on the anesthesiologist, who was apparently supposed to be aware of the patient's existing but undiagnosed diabetes. 0 Share this post Link to post
MRB_Doom Posted May 19, 2012 Man getting the tip of the penis consumed must've been a real pain in the ass. 0 Share this post Link to post
printz Posted May 19, 2012 What about prosthetics (provided there's money)? It's not the first time someone loses his penis after a medical intervention. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted May 19, 2012 printz said:What about prosthetics (provided there's money)? It's not the first time someone loses his penis after a medical intervention. Yeah, I'm pretty sure a strap-on will provide him with hours of pleasure... A penis is not a foot! A prosthetic penis is the equivalent of having a rubber tongue; it can help you swallow, but it can't taste squat. 0 Share this post Link to post
DoomUK Posted May 19, 2012 What about re-constructive surgery? Considering all the people who undergo sex change operations, is it beyond medical science to give the man a new penis with the aid of donated tissues etc? 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted May 19, 2012 why not donate a penis? 50% of you will never need it anyway. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted May 19, 2012 Part with my one-eyed trouser snake? NEVER! 0 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted May 19, 2012 DoomUK said:What about re-constructive surgery? Considering all the people who undergo sex change operations, is it beyond medical science to give the man a new penis with the aid of donated tissues etc? I was thinking the same thing. In fact, I believe that this is actually done in some cases of accidental amputation. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted May 19, 2012 look, if the tip of your cock rots off then there is no way on earth that you can fix the nerve damage. Plus, impotence issues already, hence the need for him to go under the knife in the first place. his shaggin' days be done. 0 Share this post Link to post
The Pursuer Posted May 19, 2012 Suddenly an archvile doesn't sound so bad. 0 Share this post Link to post
DuckReconMajor Posted May 19, 2012 darknation said:why not donate a penis? 50% of you will never need it anyway. Can't pee in a urinal/standing up without it dumbass. He can have my balls/ballsack anyday. 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Toenail Posted May 19, 2012 How can you have diabetes undiagnosed for 15 years? It only took a month before I was puking every morning and I stank of ketones. The only reason he got a gangrene infection was because his high blood sugar was comprimising his immune system in the first place. Was most likely the cause of his willy-problems too, it numbs all your nerves if you don't control it. Basically if your healthy you don't have to worry about your dick falling off. ;P 0 Share this post Link to post
NiTROACTiVE Posted May 19, 2012 Ouch, that poor guy. I feel really sorry for him, and I can't imagine how painful it would be to lose my penis like that. I hope that things will get better for him. 0 Share this post Link to post
DELETE-THIS-ACCOUNT Posted May 20, 2012 He should get a cyber dick now. 0 Share this post Link to post
eargosedown Posted May 21, 2012 darknation said:why not donate a penis? 50% of you will never need it anyway. I lol'd yukib1t said:I was thinking the same thing. In fact, I believe that this is actually done in some cases of accidental amputation. Accidental amputation? Dear lord, how do you aim for the arm and get that? o.O That sucks though, necrotic tissue hurts really really bad. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted May 21, 2012 eargosedown said:That sucks though, necrotic tissue hurts really really bad. Only if it's infected. I had a piece of flesh that turned black on a really kick ass cut as a kid that felt no pain. 0 Share this post Link to post
ArmouredBlood Posted May 21, 2012 Besides my sympathy for being dickless (he seemed to have gotten some use out of it though), it seems they're going after the wrong guy. He's the anesthesiologist who put him under, not the guy who implanted the implant. I'm not familiar with hospital protocols in Peru, but I think the people doing the paperwork fucked up and let the people who operated on him go ahead without fully knowing his condition. The head of surgery should've had some interaction with him before he was anesthetized. Pretty big mistake. 0 Share this post Link to post
eargosedown Posted May 21, 2012 Technician said:Only if it's infected. I had a piece of flesh that turned black on a really kick ass cut as a kid that felt no pain. True... I've only ever had frostbite on a few toes on the top (wet boots + snow don't mix well, especially when you're a kid) and they were completely numb on the top skin that was affected, but the surrounding skin hurt in such an odd way to describe... hideous pain though haha. almost twelve years later, still no feeling in the area, but the pain is mostly gone... 0 Share this post Link to post
Violator Posted May 25, 2012 Damn this sounds sick as shit, unlucky guy :( 1ntru said:Eating penis? That's a pretty gay bacteria. LOL! 0 Share this post Link to post