Lila Feuer Posted June 1, 2012 http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Hackensack-Man-Stabs-Self-Cuts-Skin-Intestines-Throws-Flesh-Police-155455985.html The world gone mad yo. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted June 1, 2012 So now where at Quake zombie territory. EDIT: I'm glad to see the police had decided to use non lethal measures to stop the man, but this would have been a prime time to use your taser. Good, you use it on every college kid you have eating dirt, so use it on obviously disturbed people who need to be subdued. Also, the SWAT team might have been a little aggressive for this situation. At least they didn't call the ATF. I'm glad the guy is alive, anyway. 0 Share this post Link to post
VGamingJunkie Posted June 1, 2012 I don't know about you guys but, if a zombie apocalypse ever happened, I'd turn to the Myth Busters. Their scientific knowledge would allow them to turn zombies to pulp with household appliances. 0 Share this post Link to post
ducon Posted June 1, 2012 They needed the rocket launcher or a quad damage to kill him? 0 Share this post Link to post
neubejiita Posted June 1, 2012 No, a grenade launcher is just fine against Zombies. Or a quad damage shotgun. 0 Share this post Link to post
45th Parrallel Posted June 1, 2012 I bet he was on drugs, probably on this new "bath salts" thing 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted June 1, 2012 Someone should have introduced this guy to the Miami cannibal, they're made for each other. 0 Share this post Link to post
neubejiita Posted June 1, 2012 GreyGhost said:Someone should have introduced this guy to the Miami cannibal, they're made for each other. Or this lovely fellow. he loves die mensch fleisch. They would get along famously. 0 Share this post Link to post
Siggi Posted June 1, 2012 What the shit? How many more of these crazy stories are going to turn up... 0 Share this post Link to post
Kira Posted June 1, 2012 This map is now of public interest: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/05/31/map-signs-of-the-zombie-apocalypse.html 0 Share this post Link to post
Phobus Posted June 1, 2012 Seems to just be a constant stream of atrocity pouring out of the American News. That map made for some interesting reading! 0 Share this post Link to post
neubejiita Posted June 1, 2012 Zombie watch 2012. Man charged with eating mans brain and heart. http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/harford/bs-md-ha-dismemberment-follow-20120531,0,4066697.story 0 Share this post Link to post
chexwarrior Posted June 1, 2012 All this madness can only mean one thing: The sunken city of R'lyeh has risen and Cthulhu wakes! 0 Share this post Link to post
Lila Feuer Posted June 1, 2012 Chex Warrior said:The sunken city of R'lyeh has risen and Cthulhu wakes! Or the Large Hardon Collider is prepping the way for some Event Horizon styled horrors. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted June 1, 2012 Cyanosis said: Or the Large Hardon Collider is prepping the way for some Event Horizon styled horrors. 0 Share this post Link to post
elic Posted June 1, 2012 Why did the cops shoot pepper spray him? Oh wait...the US of A. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lila Feuer Posted June 1, 2012 Ah you see, it was an intentional misspelling, because that's the egghead's way of overcompensation by building a stupidly massive earth devouring insanity machine. Then again it does sound like a throbbing boner at dangerous risk of exploding. Sure can't wait to get ejaculated on by Hell. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted June 1, 2012 Processingcontrol said:Why did the cops shoot pepper spray him? Oh wait...the US of A. Again, we had two incidents that the tasor was pretty much created for, and were not used. If I were a cop, I'd figure a man gutting himself could easily handle the kind of pain pepper spray could inflict. 0 Share this post Link to post
NiTROACTiVE Posted June 1, 2012 Jesus Christ stuff like this proves that this world is ridiculous. I heard of people attacking the cops in many methods, but this is just completely fucked up. If I were a criminal (which I'm not), I would never attack the police with parts of my body like this guy did. 0 Share this post Link to post
Jodwin Posted June 1, 2012 NitroactiveStudios said:Jesus Christ stuff like this proves that this world is ridiculous. I heard of people attacking the cops in many methods, but this is just completely fucked up. If I were a criminal (which I'm not), I would never attack the police with parts of my body like this guy did. Lets see about that when you're on drugs. Or nuts. Either way works. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted June 1, 2012 Jodwin said:Lets see about that when you're on drugs. Or nuts. Either way works. Or when you have HUGE GUTS, that therefore do HUGER DAMAGE than GUTS THAT ARE NOT AS HUGE. RIP AND TEAR!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Reisal Posted June 1, 2012 What the fuck's wrong with our nation's people.... 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted June 1, 2012 Mr. Chris said:What the fuck's wrong with our people's nation.... FTFY 0 Share this post Link to post
Quasar Posted June 2, 2012 Siggi said:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ef/Rip_and_tear.png At least now we finally know wtf HIS problem was :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Krispy Posted June 2, 2012 Siggi said:image Oh I see now I think berserk packs are laced with bath salts. Whipped this up real quick: 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted June 2, 2012 NitroactiveStudios said:I would never attack the police with parts of my body like this guy did. Never felt the urge to headbutt or throw a punch at one of them? </pedantry> 0 Share this post Link to post
Kira Posted June 2, 2012 Well, instead of throwing your guts, what about throwing what's inside? I mean, monkeys do it, what is so fucked up in bath salt so we do it the wrong way? 0 Share this post Link to post