The Dumbest Man on the Internet

[Technician]

Eight minutes and forty-four seconds of complete stupidity. Everything is wrong, yet I have never been as entertained by complete slack-jawed ignorance. You know that scene from 2001 when Dr. Dave Bowman has reached a new stage of enlightenment? I feel just like that, only instead of enlightened -- captivated.

The rest of his videos are about as stupid. I've discovered his latest videos, but when searching his back catalog, I discovered this. I just had to share this experience with everybody. I am in tears.

[Snakes]

I feel like I should have to scroll right to view this video.

[Technician]

Snakes said:

I feel like I should have to scroll right to view this video.

Don't check our IPs.

[Doom_Dude]

I watched 1 minute and 40 secs and shut him the hell off.

[schwerpunk]

Doom Dude said:

I watched 1 minute and 40 secs and shut him the hell off.

You beat my record attempt by 72 seconds.

[StevieWolfe]

Meh, he's still not as dumb as Onision. You want a headache? Watch ANY OnisionSpeaks video.

[Csonicgo]

Technician said:

Don't check our IPs.

This may be the best running gag in a while.

Also this has to be trolling. It can't be possible to be this dumb.

[Jodwin]

You're just giving him more YOUTUBE MONIES by sharing the video.

[DoomUK]

What he's saying isn't any dumber or offensive than anything I've heard already. It just seems rare to hear a cool, jovial black guy posturing this kind of BS. It's like if Ozzy Osbourne or Marilyn Manson did a video that pontificated the benefits that being a Christian brings.

[Mr. T]

"The Dumbest Man on the Internet"

That's quite a statement.

[Xaser]

This guy needs to be a news anchor on Colbert or something -- this shit's hilarious. I'd say he should have his own show, but then people would start taking him seriously. D:

[AndrewB]

About 50/50 truth and nonsense for the couple minutes I watched. Still a better ratio than The Young Turks.

[Armaetus]

Youtube whores will be Youtube whores.

[DeathevokatioN]

AndrewB said:

About 50/50 truth and nonsense for the couple minutes I watched. Still a better ratio than The Young Turks.

Agreed, but then again Cenk from the Young Turds is a paid whore with blood on his hands who has no credibility and deserves to get executed for his role in downplaying and denying the Armenian genocide.

[kb1]

Regardless of the troll bait, I'll bite: The guy in the video sounds pretty reasonable to me.