Maes Posted January 28, 2013 You ain't got shit versus Tactical Assault Rocks! 0 Share this post Link to post
Kirby Posted January 28, 2013 "The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel." Oh god this listing is fantastic 0 Share this post Link to post
kristus Posted January 28, 2013 ZOMG. Spoon INCLUDED in the package. :O 0 Share this post Link to post
Netherstorm Posted January 28, 2013 Looks pretty good to eat hot soup with... 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted January 28, 2013 "The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel." LOL 0 Share this post Link to post
Tarnsman Posted January 28, 2013 "These smaller assault rocks are used in groups of three, creating the ultimate burst fire assault spoon." I want it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Quast Posted January 28, 2013 Well technically now, a proper sling and not the rocks would be a more apt choice here I'd say. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted January 29, 2013 I like it! <starts searching eBay for a cheap Chinese knock-off> Ninja edit - Check out the Assault Spork 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted January 29, 2013 I like the obligatory black "tactical" finish on both. This makes them TACTICAL and STEALTHY therefore they must be something DANGEROUS and/or MORE BADASS, and a source of concern for, well, concerned citizens. Ninja edit: SOMEONE STOP THOSE ASSAULT ROCK NUTS! 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted January 29, 2013 This guy is a genius. He makes his product descriptions so funny, you just want to bid on it regardless of the fact that he's selling crap. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted January 29, 2013 Maes said:Ninja edit: SOMEONE STOP THOSE ASSAULT ROCK NUTS! "Item condition: Used" Probably only used for target practice, since I can't see any blood stains. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted January 29, 2013 GreyGhost said:"Item condition: Used" Probably only used for target practice, since I can't see any blood stains. Sporks are incapable of penetrating anything. 0 Share this post Link to post
Obsidian Posted January 29, 2013 Technician said:Sporks are incapable of penetrating anything. This guy might beg to differ. 0 Share this post Link to post
Technician Posted January 29, 2013 Obsidian said:This guy might beg to differ.Our local hymen-destroyer excluded, of course. 0 Share this post Link to post
Avoozl Posted January 29, 2013 Sometimes it's more about the amount of force applied to the tool than the type of tool in order to penetrate something. 0 Share this post Link to post
Caffeine Freak Posted January 29, 2013 This is the same model that made Michael Moore fat! Ha ha ha... 0 Share this post Link to post