Gun control nuts, eat your heart out

[Maes]

You ain't got shit versus Tactical Assault Rocks!

[Kirby]

"The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel."

Oh god this listing is fantastic

[kristus]

ZOMG. Spoon INCLUDED in the package. :O

[DoomUK]

I love the Q&A

[PRIMEVAL]

lawl

[CorSair]

Rock on...

[Netherstorm]

Looks pretty good to eat hot soup with...

[Technician]

"The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel."

LOL

[Tarnsman]

"These smaller assault rocks are used in groups of three, creating the ultimate burst fire assault spoon."

I want it.

[Quast]

Well technically now, a proper sling and not the rocks would be a more apt choice here I'd say.

[GreyGhost]

I like it!

<starts searching eBay for a cheap Chinese knock-off>


Ninja edit - Check out the Assault Spork

[Maes]

I like the obligatory black "tactical" finish on both. This makes them TACTICAL and STEALTHY therefore they must be something DANGEROUS and/or MORE BADASS, and a source of concern for, well, concerned citizens.

Ninja edit: SOMEONE STOP THOSE ASSAULT ROCK NUTS!

[Technician]

This guy is a genius. He makes his product descriptions so funny, you just want to bid on it regardless of the fact that he's selling crap.

[GreyGhost]

Maes said:

Ninja edit: SOMEONE STOP THOSE ASSAULT ROCK NUTS!

"Item condition: Used"

Probably only used for target practice, since I can't see any blood stains.

[Technician]

GreyGhost said:

"Item condition: Used"

Probably only used for target practice, since I can't see any blood stains.

Sporks are incapable of penetrating anything.

[Obsidian]

Technician said:

Sporks are incapable of penetrating anything.

This guy might beg to differ.

[Technician]

Obsidian said:

This guy might beg to differ.

Our local hymen-destroyer excluded, of course.

[Avoozl]

Sometimes it's more about the amount of force applied to the tool than the type of tool in order to penetrate something.

[Caffeine Freak]

This is the same model that made Michael Moore fat!

Ha ha ha...

[Phobus]

I think I may well be in love!