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Gun control nuts, eat your heart out

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"The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel."

Oh god this listing is fantastic

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"The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel."

LOL

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"These smaller assault rocks are used in groups of three, creating the ultimate burst fire assault spoon."

I want it.

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Well technically now, a proper sling and not the rocks would be a more apt choice here I'd say.

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I like the obligatory black "tactical" finish on both. This makes them TACTICAL and STEALTHY therefore they must be something DANGEROUS and/or MORE BADASS, and a source of concern for, well, concerned citizens.

Ninja edit: SOMEONE STOP THOSE ASSAULT ROCK NUTS!

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This guy is a genius. He makes his product descriptions so funny, you just want to bid on it regardless of the fact that he's selling crap.

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GreyGhost said:

"Item condition: Used"

Probably only used for target practice, since I can't see any blood stains.

Sporks are incapable of penetrating anything.

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Sometimes it's more about the amount of force applied to the tool than the type of tool in order to penetrate something.

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