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Dubya Loves Ozzy

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One is the world's most powerful man and the other is the wildman of rock. Now, God help us, they're getting together for dinner at the White House..
I hope they record their chat it could be interesting

Ozzy:Go on, mate, I fucking DARE you!
Dubya:No I can't my wife would kill me
Ozzy(thrusting a bowl in Dubya's face)Do it! It's only a fucking PRETZEL, for fuck's sake.I've eaten bats,chicken heads,bull testicles, in fact, half of London Zoo and it never hurt me!
Dubya:No Ozzy, no.I might choke and fall over and bang my head and be found with a dozen empty Budweiser bottles at my feet. And stuff.
OzzyDo it! ya Texan big girl's blouse!
Dubya:I can't. There's a War on ERROR in the White HouseI don't drink any more and bar snacks are the mother of all no-nos, a real Usama of an idea

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The press keeps getting it wrong, putting Bush choked on a pretzel. He obviously passed out while choking the pretzel.

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FYI, I don't think Ozzy really did bite off a bat's head. Not even a guy like him would do such a stupid thing and get rabies.

Oh, but one memorable thing he did in my hometown of San Antonio, TX was he pissed on the Alamo (which is a national monument, BTW) and was banned from the city for 10 years. I think it was around '85; if I'm wrong, shoot, or rather, h4><0r me :)

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Crendowing said:

FYI, I don't think Ozzy really did bite off a bat's head. Not even a guy like him would do such a stupid thing and get rabies.



He actually did, a real bat got thrown (or flew) onto the stage, he thought it was a rubber bat, so he bit teh head off of it, when he finally realized it wasn't a rubber bat he ran off teh stage and ws rushed to TEH HOZPITAL(tm).

So.....blah blah blah blah blahbalicious blahbitty :P

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MACVILE_WHORE said:

He actually did, a real bat got thrown (or flew) onto the stage, he thought it was a rubber bat, so he bit teh head off of it, when he finally realized it wasn't a rubber bat he ran off teh stage and ws rushed to TEH HOZPITAL(tm).

THAT I heard about.

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In 1982 Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a real bat. Not that he meant to -- a fan tossed him something he believed was a rubber toy. Osbourne didn't fare too well in that encounter with the animal kingdom and had to endure a rather painful series of rabies shots.
Play his bat head biting off game on his site

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yeah, it's not exactly the funnest game, thing of a gayer slower pac man

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He also bit the head off a dove, right in front of the people he was meeting to make a music deal with. They told him not to come back. :)

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Megalyth said:

He also bit the head off a dove, right in front of the people he was meeting to make a music deal with. They told him not to come back. :)

Thats BS. He only did that on a video once.

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Apparently you haven't seen the VH1 feature about Ozzy. I'm not quite convinced that they would make that up.

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