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Pork found in "Halal" swedish salami

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Ouch.

Now, since the gullible muslims that ate it will go to Hell anyway, there's no reason for them not to cause some more trouble, while they're at it. They'll just justify their actions and call for "understanding their sensitivities".

And even those that didn't eat it have a good excuse to lash out, cause some riots, break and burn some things and kill some people (including their own), even in totally unrelated countries. Again because their "sensitivities have been offended". How convenient.

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So is "[this] was found in [this]" now a thing on here? Because in case you didn't know (and this is quite the scandal I'm breaking here), a lot of Doomworld avatars contain fish.

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Technician said:

This is Sweden, so they'll probably advertise an extremist riot as a "cultural awareness march."

--Ah, that is as long as no Muslims piss on monuments while standing up, of course.

Jesus...

So wait, I do pee sitting down sometimes, but I've never taken the time to stand up afterwards just to shake off. What's wrong with just giving it a little wag between the legs?

This sounds like a PSA learning opportunity.

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schwerpunk said:

What's wrong with just giving it a little wag between the legs?


It drags on the ground, hombre.

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Threads aren't doing this issue justice anymore. We need a "Pork Found" forum. And a community megawad built around the concept of finding pork...in unexpected places.

Also, we should change the name from Doomworld to Porkworld.

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You have entered deeply into the infested starport, but something is wrong. The monsters have brought a huge supply pork chops. And starport's technology is being contaminated by their foul stench.

Ahead, you see a market full of pork. A profit-driven zone. If you can get past it, you can penetrate into the haunted heart of the beef burger factory, and find the controlling switch which holds the desired cow population hostage.

Good luck, marine! And may the beef be with you!

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SandGator said:

Maes started both of these...he's leading up to some elaborate "No John, you are the pork" joke.


and then John was a Halal Swedish Salami.

*runs*

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No, Demons, said John. You are the pork.
And then John was a Muslim.

188DarkRevived said:

Good luck, marine! And may the beef be with you!


This actually reminds of some 80s (?) B-movie where some black sissy dude fought against a psychotic cult of vegetarians/animalists, and one of his weapons was a 100% pure beef patty, that burned upon contact with the cult's members.

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