The dreaded "S" word!

[40oz]

No, seriously, this is awesome. Tell me more.

[188DarkRevived]

40oz said:

No, seriously, this is awesome. Tell me more.

One day I might probably publish a novel about my experience, but obviously using different names for people and a fictional setting in order to avoid lawsuits and shit like that.
But that would probably be when I'm like in my 40ies or something. I want a bit more of life to pass by to make the novel have as much substance and intrigue as possible.
Right now it's still too early and I'm not in the mood.
Seriously. Many people have complimented my writing skills. One time I was only 1 word away from winning a poetry contest. Only 1 word above the intended limitation for the prize. Oh man, that was something.

[darknation]

I'm a novelist. I will ghostwrite it for you.

No, no thanks required. Not often a project... Enthuses me to this level.

[GreyGhost]

188DarkRevived said:

And I'm sure that other members would eventually get tired of seeing this at the top of the forum every single night for so damn long as well.

When that happens the thread will start to wither and eventually die, as they all do. Apart from certain parties who'd like to minimize their embarrassment, I don't know that there's many of us who wish to hasten the threads demise.

[Sharessa]

Only thing I hate about sex talk is that people natter on and on about the same goddamn subjects over and over again. It's like listening to politicians argue about politics. BORED

[hex11]

188DarkRevived said:

Right now she's in that mentality where she tweets and instagrams memes which support the ideology that "girls are superior and all guys are utterly useless". She and her clique of female friends are arrogantly labelling themselves as "badass bitches" and bragging about rejecting any type of guy at all. Sometimes it gives the impression as if they're competing with each other to see which one of them can break the most hearts at the fastest rate. Therefore, the problem is not entirely limited to me or my own attitude, but it also involves their current mentality towards all men on the planet in general.

Yeah, well there are plenty of women who stay with that mentality until they're old and no longer attractive (and some just never change, period). So don't fool yourself into thinking you can change how she behaves... nobody changes until they're ready to, and by their own volition.

At best you're just going to waste a lot of time (which you could have used to cultivate a real relationship with someone else). At worst, you'll end up an emotional wreck, suicidal, etc.

[GreyGhost]

Danarchy said:

Only thing I hate about sex talk is that people natter on and on about the same goddamn subjects over and over again. It's like listening to politicians argue about politics. BORED

For a topic with as many variables as this one, I think the story of the blind men and the elephant is a more appropriate metaphor.

[Maes]

hex11 said:

At worst, you'll end up an emotional wreck, suicidal, etc.

Or he could start a collection of tzantzas of "nasty bitches".

[Obsidian]

Maes said:

Or he could start a collection of [urlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrunken_head]tzantzas[/url] of "nasty bitches".

Woohoo, broken link preserved for great justice.

[Maes]

Obsidian said:

Woohoo, broken link preserved for great justice.

Sir, you win one-and-a-half Internets.

[printz]

Damn, now we talk about murder? :|

[GreyGhost]

printz said:

Damn, now we talk about slaying? :|

FTFY. Murder is not an "S" word. And it's only Maes, that stint in the army appears to have left him somewhat desensitized.

[Maes]

GreyGhost said:

Murder is not an "S" word.

But "Shrunken heads" is.

[188DarkRevived]

GreyGhost said:

When that happens the thread will start to wither and eventually die, as they all do. Apart from certain parties who'd like to minimize their embarrassment, I don't know that there's many of us who wish to hasten the threads demise.

Last night I actually realized that I can use this thread to my advantage and gradually promote myself from "Senior Member" to "Forum Legend", provided that the social climate allows for certain leeways and detours to be made in the discussion as it has been doing so far. I can actually cope with this.
That 1 dirt-dumping post is being buried by tons of other posts where I cleverly bounce back and show that deep down I'm actually not such a villain after all. So yeah, I'm good. I'm adaptable and fit. Thanks.

hex11 said:

Yeah, well there are plenty of women who stay with that mentality until they're old and no longer attractive (and some just never change, period). So don't fool yourself into thinking you can change how she behaves... nobody changes until they're ready to, and by their own volition.

Which is exactly the reason why I stopped texting and calling, thus heeding the divine wise words: "If you love something, let it go".
When/if she's ever ready to realize that there was and perhaps still is a great opportunity for her to obtain happiness from someone like me then it will become known from her initiative.
In my view, if I keep tabs without confronting or responding then the person is set free.

hex11 said:

At best you're just going to waste a lot of time (which you could have used to cultivate a real relationship with someone else). At worst, you'll end up an emotional wreck, suicidal, etc.

Pffft. Trust me, I am capable of multi-tasking between keeping tabs on a person from my past and becoming acquainted with a brand new person. I've done it in the past and I continue to do so in the present and I most definitely will be doing it in the future. You obviously don't know me well yet, but if anything then Darknation's digging presented you with proof that I am capable of forming new acquaintances despite trouble with past attachments. Progress might not have been in the exact form that you'd have wanted, but nonetheless it was there.
I don't believe in "waste of time", I see every moment as meaningful.

darknation said:

I'm a novelist. I will ghostwrite it for you.
No, no thanks required. Not often a project... Enthuses me to this level.

Errr... A rather unexpected offer, but sorry, I usually prefer to challenge myself with a solo dive into a creative project before begging someone to help.
I guarantee that I will remember your offer just in case I eventually get a writer's block, but I don't guarantee that I would be faced with that exact situation. The possibility is not excluded though. :p

glenziho said:

She obviously doesn't like fish soup.

Insufficient data on Instagram for making such a statement. But there already has been proof that she loves sushi, which also contains fish! ;)

[kmxexii]

darknation said:

All this talk of stalkers has made me wonder what the attraction is. I have tried it myself, and have found in Darkrevived188 a teacher without compare, a legend who I would do well to emulate.

First, we have some amusing quotes pulled from a pasebin. Our hero was using the cunning alias of darkjedi188 and is a tender 26 years old. He stalks some minor (or should that be Minor?) celebrity called Beckii Cruel, the delicious loli… His ingenious plan is to move to the UK to avoid the draconian statutory rape laws of his native homeland. I’ll let the man speak for himself.

darkjedi188 being his creeper self

Oh, the drama! Betrayed by his closest friend, who he had known for a mere hour and a half. Our hero, rather than commit honourable seppuku, merely closed down MSM and went for a dishonourable wank instead. We rejoin him after the fact upon his twitter account, where the many women of his dreams have turned… INTO NIGHTMARES!!!

https://twitter.com/darkjedi188/status/257565339838210048



I could not have asked a better question myself, oh noble hero. Enraged by his inability to fap to pedophile porn, we now find him moving onto daily motion to express his RAGE in the only way he knows how! Ladies and Gentlemen, I proudly present our hero’s tribute to Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, moving pictures of a high school massacre set to the BRUTAL HARDCORE DEATHMETAL styling of Judas Priest!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyldtn_reb-vodka-tribute-breaking-the-law_people#.UZ7NW6JzFr0









The lesson is this; Darkrevived188 was right. Stalking *is* a lot of fun.

Legends never die, DarkRevived

[Vaporizer]

188DarkRevived said:

gradually promote myself from "Senior Member" to "Forum Legend",

I suggest a creepy custom title!

[GreyGhost]

188DarkRevived said:

Last night I actually realized that I can use this thread to my advantage and gradually promote myself from "Senior Member" to "Forum Legend",

Only 2800+ posts to go.

[dew]

Vaporizer said:

I suggest a creepy custom title!

"My mother reads the blogs of total strangers"

[Obsidian]

That's the fourth custom title I've seen in a relatively short time. Spooky, innit?

[Widow]

I dare one of you to post this over at Chex Quest Fan Forums.

[Obsidian]

grouchbag said:

I dare one of you to post this over at Chex Quest Fan Forums.

They have a forum?

[Widow]

Obsidian said:

They have a forum?

They sure do! Chex Quest Fan Forums. Just type it in your browser an it will pop up. I'll probably get griped at for my other remark,but so be it. LOL

[Tristan]

Obsidian said:

That's the fourth custom title I've seen in a relatively short time. Spooky, innit?

I think it's the second one from this thread too :P

[GreyGhost]

Obsidian said:

That's the fourth custom title I've seen in a relatively short time. Spooky, innit?

The admins move in mysterious ways, their wonders to perform. I see Caffeine Freak's earned one.

[Tristan]

I've found a new thing to do on Doomworld now. If I find someone has a new custom title, I like to hunt down the post that the title is taken from. It's all good fun :)

[TwinBeast]

What are the chances of success with this kind of phrase:"Do you want to have sex with me?" on a random woman that looks at me on the street?

Or should I just walk quietly from behind and slap her butt? And after the buttslapping, should I stay or should it be like a slap and run, and see if she chases me?

[Tristan]

Jimi said:

What are the chances of success with this kind of phrase:"Do you want to have sex with me?" on a random woman that looks at me on the street?

Low.

[GreyGhost]

Eris Falling said:

If I find someone has a new custom title, I like to hunt down the post that the title is taken from.

Here's another one for your collection.

@Jimi - slap and run is probably the safest option, just in case she's carrying a can of Mace or a tazer.

[TwinBeast]

Ok, maybe random was the wrong word... she needs to be attractive, not drunk, non smoker, not using cellphone or some other device, and she needs to be looking at me for a long time. Maybe she should smile too.

Just when I was coming back home from my run/walk, some woman looks at me for a long time, but then she had this weird disgusted look on her face, which made her not so attractive. Also she was walking with her friend.

I think she should also be alone and other people so far they can't hear us talking. Otherwise she might think the other people would think she's a slut, if she says yes. I guess I could ask her for something else too, but I just don't know what that else could be.

[gggmork]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS-s7lKLMG0#t=12m20s