Tobester Posted April 15, 2002 been sick the last two days vomiting my intestines out snot has blood in it coughing throat hurts smaller brother decided to fight with me today and I showed him what I ate two days ago by splashing it on his chest being sick sucks 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted April 15, 2002 At least you're missing school...I'd give anything for a fucking day off. 0 Share this post Link to post
nxn Posted April 16, 2002 Archvile64 said:At least you're missing school...I'd give anything for a fucking day off. find something to do outside of home for a day and skip. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted April 16, 2002 orion said:find something to do outside of home for a day and skip. There's plenty of stuff to do, and I've done that before, and it doesn't work. The teachers get on you if you don't have a note signed by a parent/guardian explaining your absence. I think I have a long weekend coming up in a couple of weeks, if I can just manage to make it there. 0 Share this post Link to post
AndrewB Posted April 16, 2002 For your sore throat, heat up a cup of water and add a teaspoon of salt, and mix. Take one tablespoon of hot salt-water and gargle, then spit in the sink. Be careful not to swallow. Repeat this process until the salt-water is gone or until you cannot stand the taste of salt-water any longer. Afterward, if available, swallow a teaspoon of unpasteurized honey. If it's pasteurized, don't bother. 0 Share this post Link to post
Crendowing Posted April 16, 2002 Play DOOM...it always makes ME feel better :D 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted April 16, 2002 Parents who tell their children to get their fingers out of their noses may be doing them a disservice. Immunologists say that it is important to prevent an accumulation of mucus in the functional tubes. And it's not surprising that kids like to dine out on bogies (boogers in the US). Dried nasal discharge can be as tasty as junk food because it has basically the same ingredients - complex sugars, sodium and water. Though we produce - and consume - about a litre of mucus a day, it has proved to be extremely hard to grow in the laboratory. All is not lost though. Even though the scientists are experiencing difficulties replicating mucus, you can make a passable stringy imitation with corn syrup and gelatine in the microwave. Sadly, the commercial product that came packaged in a huge plastic nose - which you apparently ate by sucking through the nostrils - is no longer available. 0 Share this post Link to post
stphrz Posted April 16, 2002 Way t'go fod. Poor tobester's gonna come back here to read replies to his thread and barf on his keyboard when he reads yours. =) 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted April 16, 2002 Sounds like a. you have an STD OR b. you have the cold to the nth degree. 0 Share this post Link to post
IMJack Posted April 16, 2002 The best cold drugs in the free world are the AAFES house brand, sold and used by the U.S. Army. Guarenteed to work or someone's dead. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tobester Posted April 16, 2002 fod: contrary to popular beleif, snot gets old and boring after a while. I haven't been able to breathe out of my nose for 2 years now cause of sinusitis. I'd say I produce a gallon of snot a day. Archvile64 said:At least you're missing school...I'd give anything for a fucking day off. I dropped out already cause of reasons that are in the R & P forums. The only reason im posting now is cause when I was sleeping I suddenly woke up, started coughing, painfully, until tears were streaming out, and decided im not getting back to sleep yet. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tobester Posted April 16, 2002 AndrewB said:For your sore throat, heat up a cup of water and add a teaspoon of salt, and mix. Take one tablespoon of hot salt-water and gargle, then spit in the sink. Be careful not to swallow. Repeat this process until the salt-water is gone or until you cannot stand the taste of salt-water any longer. Afterward, if available, swallow a teaspoon of unpasteurized honey. If it's pasteurized, don't bother. didnt help at all salt water irritated my throat and i vomited it all up after that i couldnt swallow honey 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted April 16, 2002 Tobester said:salt water irritated my throat and i vomited it all upWell no wonder, you weren't supposed to swallow the water :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Scientist Posted April 16, 2002 Herbal treatment Severe colds and various unidentified virus infections are often referred to as `flu', and some authorities would argue that this is incorrect, and that true influenza is a much more severe infection, appearing in widespread epidemics, often at intervals of approximately ten years. Bacterial secondary infections are the greatest risk of `true' influenza, and were responsible for the thousands of deaths in past epidemics. The use of antibiotics has dramatically reduced such deaths, although the very young and the elderly are still at risk & a really severe infection of this kind may be one of the situations in which the use of antibiotics is sensible. In this case, don't stop the herbal treatment, it can only be beneficial and will not conflict with orthodox drug treatment. Actions indicated for the processes behind this Disease Anti-microbials will help the immune system combat the viral infection and help avoid secondary infection Diaphoretics help with the symptoms of feverishness and support the body cope with the raised temperature. Anti-catarrhals will ease the symptomatic discomfort so characteristic of this problem. However, avoid trying to `dry up' the overproduction with herbal de-congestants for the reasons explored elsewhere. Expectorants are called for in one of their varieties if there is the development of secondary problems in the lower respiratory system. Lymphatics are indicated if there is any development of swollen glands or known history of such problems. Bitters help deal with the debility that often follows such viral infections. Nervines can be found useful in dealing with high fevers and associated distress. System Support Focus must be given to anything specific point of weakness in an individual, especially in the elderly. Specific Remedies As with the common cold there are no miracle cures here. A pity but there it is! There are certain plants that can make life much more bearable. These are usually diaphoretics and the one that is the authors' favorite is Eupatorium perfoliatum. This is Boneset which gets it name from its use in easing the bone pain in what was called by European settlers in North America as 'the break-bone fever'. One possible prescription Hydrastis canadensis Echinacea spp. equal parts 2.5ml of tincture taken every 2 hours Eupatorium perfoliatum a strong infusion drunk hot every hour. Follow the advice given above for the common cold if the symptom picture calls for it. These herbs supply the following actions: Anti-microbials (Hydrastis canadensis, Echinacea spp.) Diaphoretics (Eupatorium perfoliatum) Anti-catarrhals (Hydrastis canadensis, Echinacea spp.) Lymphatics (Echinacea spp.) Bitters (Hydrastis canadensis, Eupatorium perfoliatum) Broader Context of Treatment Treatment is most effective if started at the very first sign of infection. A moderately hot bath with a few drops of anti-viral essential oil added will often induce diaphoresis, followed by a deep, restful sleep. This may be enough to avert a full-blown attack, though it is a good idea to repeat the bathing for the next two or three days. An effective oil for this purpose is Ti-tree. Some people find this a mild skin irritant, and may not be able to tolerate more than 3 or 4 drops in a full bath. Recovery from influenza is often slow, and the convalescent may feel very weak and lacking in vitality. Caffeine containing stimulant herbs should be avoided as the `lift' is temporary and will slow down recovery (see the section on the nervous system and stress). As pointed out above, bitter tonics will speed recovery through their metabolic stimulating effects. Appropriate bitters tonics include: Eupatorium perfoliatum : also diaphoretic and anti-catarrhal Gentiana spp. : aids the digestion in a number of ways and doesn't taste too bad Hydrastis canadensis : also anti-catarrhal and generally tonic Marrubium vulgare : also expectorant and anti-catarrhal In addition the use of adaptogens is often helpful and attention to diet is (of course) essential. It may be helpful to use a multivitamin/mineral formulation until the appetite and general vitality is back to normal. 0 Share this post Link to post
Submerge Posted April 16, 2002 Uhh... what he said. Why not take a hot shower? With your girlfriend. don't take any of those fever reducing medicines. you'll just be miserable longer. trust me. drink lots of water/sprite (obviously) Play a difficult doom map. something to take your mind off of your illness. Give me all of your money. Try some of that vick's vap-o-rub crud. it might help too. 0 Share this post Link to post
deathz0r Posted April 16, 2002 Tobester said:smaller brother decided to fight with me today and I showed him what I ate two days ago by splashing it on his chesti thought that'd be the good part about being sick. 0 Share this post Link to post
fodders Posted April 16, 2002 Curing a cold is easy, you are all giving wrong advice: Sit naked in front of open window, with feet in a bowl of cold water and wet hair, you will get pneumonia and any half decent doc can cure that. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tobester Posted April 16, 2002 1) I didnt swallow the water, the second i started to gargle it flew everywhere 2) i cant remember what i was gonna type here 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted April 16, 2002 Submerge said:Why not take a hot shower? With your girlfriend.What, and get her sick too? Way to go. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kid Airbag Posted April 16, 2002 Submerge said:Uhh... what he said. Why not take a hot shower? With your girlfriend.Sex -- the cure-all remedy for whatever ails you. =) 0 Share this post Link to post
Mithrandir Posted April 16, 2002 Skiving for me is easy. For some reason the teachers just stop caring in Year 11 (16). Thing is it's my final GCSE year so i can't afford to skive most of the time. And about your cold Tobe, you might try lemon juice, a drop of whisky, and some honey all diluted in boiling water. I don't think the whisky does much, 'cept numb the pain. 0 Share this post Link to post
nxn Posted April 16, 2002 Archvile64 said:Sex -- the cure-all remedy for whatever ails you. =) if I ever get aids I'll be sure to have sex with as many chicks as I can 0 Share this post Link to post
Tobester Posted April 16, 2002 JESUS CHRIST FODDERS IM SICK ENOUGH I DONT NEED TO SEE MAN ASS YOU LIMEY 0 Share this post Link to post
stphrz Posted April 16, 2002 The only reason im posting now is cause when I was sleeping I suddenly woke up, started coughing, painfully, until tears were streaming out, and decided im not getting back to sleep yet.Get thee to a doctor. Painful coughing is one of the signs this may be more than just a garden variety flu or bad cold. May be bronchitis or pneumonia. I'd play it safe if I were you. 0 Share this post Link to post
Crendowing Posted April 16, 2002 IMJack said:The best cold drugs in the free world are the AAFES house brand, sold and used by the U.S. Army.And Air Force too. AAFES = Army and Air Force Exchange Servicefodders said:Curing a cold is easyNo...it's impossible. You mean TREATING a cold ;) Sorry, nitpickiness kicking in as usual. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted April 16, 2002 Tobester said:JESUS CHRIST FODDERS IM SICK ENOUGH I DONT NEED TO SEE MAN ASS YOU LIMEY Heh, you probably wanked anyway :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted April 16, 2002 Heh I was sick today. The cold came on about 3rd period then went away towards the end of 6th...thats about the longest I've had for a while. 0 Share this post Link to post