Best Boss

[nxn]

*clump**clump**clump**clump**clump**clump*
*FWOOSH**FWOOSH**FWOOSH*
*BLAMM**BLAMM**BLAMM*
*VWOOOOOOSH*
*BVWYYYZZZSHHHHHHHH*
*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
=]

[Zaldron]

*clump* *clump* *clump*
*chack*
*chack*
*random noise*

That was my first time.

[nxn]

first time? heh:
her: OOOOOH, HARDER!!! HARDER!!!
me: OH FUCK, I'M BOUT TO PASS OUT1!!!
HER: DON'T QUIT YET!! FASTER!!!!
HER: OOOOOOOOOHH MMMMMMMMMM
me: wanna buy some weed?

[Sharessa]

*CLOMP* *CLOMP* *CLOMP*
*FWOOSH* *FWOOSH* *FWOOSH*
*CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* (goes the trolley)
*DING* *DING* *DING* (goes the bell)
OOOH OOOH OOOH
Hey put her shirt back on!
OH OH OH OH!
RZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Shes only 13!
PUNGA PUNGA PUNGA
VAVOOM!
Chung-chung-chung! Magitek Armor!
ZOOOOOM
BA-DA-BA-DA-BA-DA-BA-DA-BA-DA-BA-DA-BA-DA-BA-DA-POW!!!
RATATATATATATATATATATATAT!!
Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
Grrrr...Ruff!
Wait, no...
Ker-Dwarf!
Woobwoobwoobwoob!
HAHAHAHA!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROOOFLES WIND0WS SuX0rs/LINUX R0X0RS
I AHM TEH UBERL33T!
ZOOM-POW
Bud-um Csshh!

...and I'm spent

[nxn]

hmm, maybe that will make sence to someone, maybe it wont. I'll never know.

[Zaldron]

Dan's brain-fart

OK I need an explanation for that one. It's mandatory.

[dsm]

Lament said:

*clump**clump**clump**clump**clump**clump*
*FWOOSH**FWOOSH**FWOOSH*
*BLAMM**BLAMM**BLAMM*
*AAAAAaaaaaagrh!!!!*

Only if it's a bad player, like someone who's not familiar with FPSs.

[Sharessa]

Zaldron said:

OK I need an explanation for that one. It's mandatory.

Err...pretty much every line in there has its own backstory. I don't think you want me to go into each one.

Long story short I was just making fun of you guy's (rifles through dictionary) onomatopoeias.

[Weedster]

Liam the Bard said:

...never fought the guy from Quake 2 though, never bothered to get far enough.

You're missing out on a great game then, at least I think so.