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Clearly Post Hell contains all the most entertaining threads on this forum. Some people think that only bad posts go there but the opposite seems way more likely: that is, when a thread goes to PH, it means that it pretty much reached perfection. And when something can't get any better, you put it on a pedestal for everyone to admire and learn from.

So let's collect some of these wonderful threads. I'll begin:

Hell Revealed sucks - a long and honest discussion on HR and slaughterwads in general.
Brandon D. Rated - definitely one of my favorites, it's an absurd postmodern story of a man unable to form his own opinions in a normal way. The part where he gives 5 stars to a wad so that he could play it is mindblowingly ingenious.
Sucking Cock while Mapping - this needs no explanation really.
Hey sam - Sodaholic's gay stalker won't give up easily! rofl

Your turn.

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Hey sam got LOLz from me.

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Andrewb's vasectomy threads and Hokuto no Doom are a few personal favorites - or just sort the threads by Replies and start reading.

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or just sort the threads by Replies and start reading.


Can't believe I never thought of that. GreyGhost, you're the best forum poster ever.

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Eris Falling said:

I vaguely remember this thread

EDIT: And there need to be audio tapes of some of these :P

Heh, I remember that one, I also remember Marnetmar's famous dream. On the subject of audio, here is a priceless comment from that thread by Mouldy, shoved into Google translate for your hearing pleasure. Edit: That went tits up. I was hoping it would save the text but obviously not. Yeah, some are priceless when slammed into google translate and left to bake on the audio button.

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Pretty much most of the political threads I have made that got post hell'd after a while would probably qualify.

Also, a long time ago when I was dumber I made a horrible attempt at creating a video tutorial for Doom builder 1, only to see most of the forum mock me. I was angry about it at the time, but when I look back at it I now see that it was justified since the tutorial was horrible and I had no idea what I was doing. The thread can be found here:

http://www.doomworld.com/vb/doom-editing/40327-can-you-view-this-video/

EDIT: Wait, the thread ISN'T in post hell? I could swear that it ended up in there. Oh well, it's still stupid enough that it could have ended up in there just the same.

Also, I would laugh so hard if this thread were itself post hell'd at some point.

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Eris Falling said:

I vaguely remember this thread

EDIT: And there need to be audio tapes of some of these :P


Shit I was going to mention this! I love when someone comes on a forum and tries to recruit people to make his project for him. Happened on a couple forums I read, and it's always hilarious.

Although I was for some reason expecting the thread you'd link to be of that one moron who insisted there were cheat codes in SNES Doom unless we provided proof that there weren't any. I seem to remember you posting in that one...

Also one of my personal favorite types of post hell threads are the ones where the OP is very angry about Doomworld and possibly also announces his leaving these forums forever.

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zap610 said:

What about the thread where everyone's name was changed to Nick Baker?

This one? Is that in any way related to the "Nick Baker World" I find references to here and there?

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GreyGhost said:

This one? Is that in any way related to the "Nick Baker World" I find references to here and there?

Correct. At the time those posts were made, every single account on Doomworld was Nick Baker. So every thread on DW looked like Nick Baker/NiGHTMARE was having a conversation with himself. Don't have a picture of that thread at the time, but someone did take a picture of the main DW forums page:

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/6108/nickbakerwtf4ff.png


Antroid said:

Although I was for some reason expecting the thread you'd link to be of that one moron who insisted there were cheat codes in SNES Doom unless we provided proof that there weren't any. I seem to remember you posting in that one...

http://www.doomworld.com/vb/doom-general/64970-snes-doom-cheat-menu/

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A recent trek to post hell revealed this:
http://www.doomworld.com/vb/post-hell/67803-doomworld-milkshake-fiesta/

The actual video's been flagged, but a quick google search revealed that he reuploaded it to LiveLeak: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c2b_1395285552 Just the fact that he thinks the best way to "own" his enemies is to reveal how much he wants to jizz on their faces is pretty insane. And then you have Sodaholic and Bashe's reactions to seeing their faces in there.

Also, you can't talk about helled Sodaholic threads without mentioning this one: http://www.doomworld.com/vb/post-hell/60329-an-important-message-from-sodaholic/

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I feel so bad for leaving a permanent record of stupid behavior. I cringe at the way I constantly abused and overused the ":P" emoticon, as well as the attitude I displayed.

Avoozl said:

[PROTOTYPE], also known previously as MexicanDoomguy. :P

Didn't know those two were the same person. Huh.

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