Memfis Posted March 21, 2014 Clearly Post Hell contains all the most entertaining threads on this forum. Some people think that only bad posts go there but the opposite seems way more likely: that is, when a thread goes to PH, it means that it pretty much reached perfection. And when something can't get any better, you put it on a pedestal for everyone to admire and learn from. So let's collect some of these wonderful threads. I'll begin: Hell Revealed sucks - a long and honest discussion on HR and slaughterwads in general. Brandon D. Rated - definitely one of my favorites, it's an absurd postmodern story of a man unable to form his own opinions in a normal way. The part where he gives 5 stars to a wad so that he could play it is mindblowingly ingenious. Sucking Cock while Mapping - this needs no explanation really. Hey sam - Sodaholic's gay stalker won't give up easily! rofl Your turn. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted March 21, 2014 Andrewb's vasectomy threads and Hokuto no Doom are a few personal favorites - or just sort the threads by Replies and start reading. 0 Share this post Link to post
zap610 Posted March 21, 2014 What about the thread where everyone's name was changed to Nick Baker? 0 Share this post Link to post
TwinBeast Posted March 21, 2014 Ban all gems, ban them now.. http://www.doomworld.com/vb/post-hell/4337-rock-control/ 0 Share this post Link to post
4shockblast Posted March 21, 2014 This one is probably the epitome of Post Hell threads. 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted March 21, 2014 Remember 12-ish years ago when the forums were "hacked?" I do. Heh Spoiler: I used to be Railgunner 0 Share this post Link to post
Phml Posted March 21, 2014 or just sort the threads by Replies and start reading. Can't believe I never thought of that. GreyGhost, you're the best forum poster ever. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tristan Posted March 21, 2014 I vaguely remember this thread EDIT: And there need to be audio tapes of some of these :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Springy Posted March 21, 2014 Eris Falling said:I vaguely remember this thread EDIT: And there need to be audio tapes of some of these :P Heh, I remember that one, I also remember Marnetmar's famous dream. On the subject of audio, here is a priceless comment from that thread by Mouldy, shoved into Google translate for your hearing pleasure. Edit: That went tits up. I was hoping it would save the text but obviously not. Yeah, some are priceless when slammed into google translate and left to bake on the audio button. 0 Share this post Link to post
dew Posted March 21, 2014 vdgg said:For us, demoers. Haha, I forgot about that entirely. Does anyone still have my demo? It's not accessible from PH. 0 Share this post Link to post
Looper Posted March 21, 2014 dew said:Does anyone still have my demo? http://speedy.sh/myG5N/lv02hard.zip 0 Share this post Link to post
hardcore_gamer Posted March 21, 2014 Pretty much most of the political threads I have made that got post hell'd after a while would probably qualify. Also, a long time ago when I was dumber I made a horrible attempt at creating a video tutorial for Doom builder 1, only to see most of the forum mock me. I was angry about it at the time, but when I look back at it I now see that it was justified since the tutorial was horrible and I had no idea what I was doing. The thread can be found here: http://www.doomworld.com/vb/doom-editing/40327-can-you-view-this-video/ EDIT: Wait, the thread ISN'T in post hell? I could swear that it ended up in there. Oh well, it's still stupid enough that it could have ended up in there just the same. Also, I would laugh so hard if this thread were itself post hell'd at some point. 0 Share this post Link to post
Blastfrog Posted March 21, 2014 For the record, I knew no such Jeff Bridges, I was playing along for comedic effect. These two are my favorites. Use3D's corruption of that spam letter is my favorite part of the latter thread. http://www.doomworld.com/vb/post-hell/55447-my-poem/ http://www.doomworld.com/vb/post-hell/60330-something-is-wrong-here-and-needs-to-be-fixed-badly/ 0 Share this post Link to post
Antroid Posted March 21, 2014 Eris Falling said:I vaguely remember this thread EDIT: And there need to be audio tapes of some of these :P Shit I was going to mention this! I love when someone comes on a forum and tries to recruit people to make his project for him. Happened on a couple forums I read, and it's always hilarious. Although I was for some reason expecting the thread you'd link to be of that one moron who insisted there were cheat codes in SNES Doom unless we provided proof that there weren't any. I seem to remember you posting in that one... Also one of my personal favorite types of post hell threads are the ones where the OP is very angry about Doomworld and possibly also announces his leaving these forums forever. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted March 22, 2014 zap610 said:What about the thread where everyone's name was changed to Nick Baker? This one? Is that in any way related to the "Nick Baker World" I find references to here and there? 0 Share this post Link to post
Nuxius Posted March 22, 2014 GreyGhost said:This one? Is that in any way related to the "Nick Baker World" I find references to here and there? Correct. At the time those posts were made, every single account on Doomworld was Nick Baker. So every thread on DW looked like Nick Baker/NiGHTMARE was having a conversation with himself. Don't have a picture of that thread at the time, but someone did take a picture of the main DW forums page: http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/6108/nickbakerwtf4ff.png Antroid said:Although I was for some reason expecting the thread you'd link to be of that one moron who insisted there were cheat codes in SNES Doom unless we provided proof that there weren't any. I seem to remember you posting in that one... http://www.doomworld.com/vb/doom-general/64970-snes-doom-cheat-menu/ 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted March 22, 2014 Nuxius said:Nick Baker Moderated World Forums Thanks, I'm saving that for posterity. Don't recall having seen it before. 0 Share this post Link to post
Clonehunter Posted March 22, 2014 Endless fun with project threads. And fond memories of [PROTOTYPE] EDIT: Also a special fondness for this thread, as well as many past Sodaholic threads. 0 Share this post Link to post
Avoozl Posted March 22, 2014 Clonehunter said:And fond memories of [PROTOTYPE] Also known previously as MexicanDoomguy. :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Walter confetti Posted March 22, 2014 laughed all night yesterday reading these! I've enjoyed the "ShadowRunner vs Ralphis" thread a lot... 0 Share this post Link to post
Linkrulezall Posted March 22, 2014 A recent trek to post hell revealed this: http://www.doomworld.com/vb/post-hell/67803-doomworld-milkshake-fiesta/ The actual video's been flagged, but a quick google search revealed that he reuploaded it to LiveLeak: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c2b_1395285552 Just the fact that he thinks the best way to "own" his enemies is to reveal how much he wants to jizz on their faces is pretty insane. And then you have Sodaholic and Bashe's reactions to seeing their faces in there. Also, you can't talk about helled Sodaholic threads without mentioning this one: http://www.doomworld.com/vb/post-hell/60329-an-important-message-from-sodaholic/ 0 Share this post Link to post
Canofbacon Posted March 22, 2014 http://www.doomworld.com/vb/post-hell/65517-this-comunitty-sucks/ 0 Share this post Link to post
Blastfrog Posted March 22, 2014 I feel so bad for leaving a permanent record of stupid behavior. I cringe at the way I constantly abused and overused the ":P" emoticon, as well as the attitude I displayed. Avoozl said:[PROTOTYPE], also known previously as MexicanDoomguy. :PDidn't know those two were the same person. Huh. 0 Share this post Link to post