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zap610

Goat Simulator

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Fuckaround simulators are big money now. You don't need a game so much as a good reason to fuckaround.

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Kinda like an inverse Super Noah's Ark 3D.

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No reason to be jealous, we Doomers have our very own "Hell Baron simulator":

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Clonehunter said:

Don't forget:

<bear simulator vid>

I hope this has spiky vampire frogs somewhere.

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No, thanks. One Daikatana is more than enough.

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It's like somebody watched glitch footage of Skate 3 and then decided to make a game with an intentionally broken physics engine.

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It is almost as though people have not seen ragdoll physics before. Even Flashplayer can do this.

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What the hell did I just watch? 0_o
Somebody thought it would be clever to replace Tony Hawks with a barnyard goat?
I'd rather surf the turf as a Bruiserdemon, but nobody ever thinks of the good ideas.
*sigh*

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Belial said:

What happened to serious simulators?


Serious sims? See all the truck driving sims, farm sims, train sims that somehow make big profit selling to schools.

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Maes said:

No reason to be jealous, we Doomers have our very own "Hell Baron simulator":


I laughed so fucking hard at that. Someone (who is actually funny) should do LPs of terrible Doom projects.

Waffenak said:

That bear simulator reminded me of this:

Enviro bear 2000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67tNwTtH0qE


I never knew how hard it was for a bear to drive a car.

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zap610 said:

I never knew how hard it was for a bear to drive a car.


You never played Wacky Wheels by Apogee?
Oh man, you've missed out on such epic fun. Here's a sneak peek:

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I remember Skulltagging and I fell into some random level that was a Baron simulator. I was a Baron tasked with killing the player. Catch is the player was at the start and I was at the end, so I couldn't wade through a sea of enemies. It was cool, but felt like it depended on the map I was in.

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Just in time for Escape goat 2!

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Official launch trailer went up a couple days ago. Bonus points if you catch what the trailer references.

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rf` said:

Just in time for Escape goat 2!


I bet Goat Sim will sell more and be on Youtube more.

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Nomad said:



Official launch trailer went up a couple days ago. Bonus points if you catch what the trailer references.

Lemme guess , it references the Dead Island trailer right?

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Yeah, haha. I couldn't handle myself the moment I realized that.

BTW, my coworker preordered it and played yesterday. It is every bit as hilarious as you'd expect.

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