Goat Simulator

[zap610]

I never knew how much I wanted to fuck shit up as a goat until I saw this.

[geo]

Fuckaround simulators are big money now. You don't need a game so much as a good reason to fuckaround.

[Maes]

Kinda like an inverse Super Noah's Ark 3D.

[Technician]

You could make an actual game of this. Have you play as a goat in the middle east during passover.

[Clonehunter]

Don't forget:

[Maes]

No reason to be jealous, we Doomers have our very own "Hell Baron simulator":

[Gez]

Clonehunter said:

Don't forget:

<bear simulator vid>

I hope this has spiky vampire frogs somewhere.

[Maes]

No, thanks. One Daikatana is more than enough.

[Stygian]

It's like somebody watched glitch footage of Skate 3 and then decided to make a game with an intentionally broken physics engine.

[Technician]

Vampire frogs do exist, though discovered decades after the film's portrayal.

[geo]

Bear Sim made $50,000 so far with 20 days to go >>

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1330754003/bear-simulator

Toby's Island has a will he won't he >>

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1126972722/tobys-island

[Doominator2]

Is it just me or are video games getting weirder?

[Canofbacon]

Doominator2 said:

Is it just me or are video games getting better?

Fixed your post.

[Cupboard]

It is almost as though people have not seen ragdoll physics before. Even Flashplayer can do this.

[CalmPerson]

Skate 3 is what every video game wants to be.

[Waffenak]

That bear simulator reminded me of this:

Enviro bear 2000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67tNwTtH0qE

[Doominator2]

Canofbacon said:

Fixed your post.

Well if this is what its like being a goat then its definitely weird

[188DarkRevived]

What the hell did I just watch? 0_o
Somebody thought it would be clever to replace Tony Hawks with a barnyard goat?
I'd rather surf the turf as a Bruiserdemon, but nobody ever thinks of the good ideas.
*sigh*

[Canofbacon]

Doominator2 said:

Well if this is what its like being a goat then its definitely amazing

Fixed your post again.

[Belial]

What happened to serious simulators?

[geo]

Belial said:

What happened to serious simulators?

Serious sims? See all the truck driving sims, farm sims, train sims that somehow make big profit selling to schools.

[zap610]

Maes said:

No reason to be jealous, we Doomers have our very own "Hell Baron simulator":

I laughed so fucking hard at that. Someone (who is actually funny) should do LPs of terrible Doom projects.

Waffenak said:

That bear simulator reminded me of this:

Enviro bear 2000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67tNwTtH0qE

I never knew how hard it was for a bear to drive a car.

[188DarkRevived]

zap610 said:

I never knew how hard it was for a bear to drive a car.

You never played Wacky Wheels by Apogee?
Oh man, you've missed out on such epic fun. Here's a sneak peek:

[geo]

I remember Skulltagging and I fell into some random level that was a Baron simulator. I was a Baron tasked with killing the player. Catch is the player was at the start and I was at the end, so I couldn't wade through a sea of enemies. It was cool, but felt like it depended on the map I was in.

[Fletcher`]

Just in time for Escape goat 2!

[Nomad]

Official launch trailer went up a couple days ago. Bonus points if you catch what the trailer references.

[Linkrulezall]

^All I could think of while reading this thread

[geo]

rf` said:

Just in time for Escape goat 2!

I bet Goat Sim will sell more and be on Youtube more.

[Doominator2]

Nomad said:

Official launch trailer went up a couple days ago. Bonus points if you catch what the trailer references.

Lemme guess , it references the Dead Island trailer right?

[Nomad]

Yeah, haha. I couldn't handle myself the moment I realized that.

BTW, my coworker preordered it and played yesterday. It is every bit as hilarious as you'd expect.