No armor

[joe-ilya]

What the hell is doomguy wearing when he has no armor?
Is that a t-shirt, a suit or is he just walking topless like rambo?

[Platinum Shell]

His bare chest painted green.

[IMX]

His hopes and dreams

and the comfiest undershirt known to mankind

[Doomkid]

Doomguy just layers each suit of armor as he goes, but he's such a badass that he doesn't move any slower or take up any more room as a result.

[The_MártonJános]

Another question: when he has Megaarmor on/101% or more armor, why doesn't his sprite recolor from green to blue?

[Maes]

Obviously, his UAC janitor overalls and some dead man's boots.

[Fellowzdoomer]

Not because of this?

[ASD]

He eats Green Armors for breakfast and right now he's very hungry.

[Fellowzdoomer]

Green armor. Tastes like bacon

[Inkie]

Bare chest, with an armor bonus helmet over each nipple.

[Fellowzdoomer]

Inkie said:

Bare chest, with an armor bonus helmet over each nipple.

Doomguy has 200 nipples? I imagine that would look weird ...

The real question is what's inside them health bonuses? Beer?

[joe-ilya]

Fellowzdoomer said:

The real question is what's inside them health bonuses? Beer?

Would be cool to recolor the health bonuses in green and call it beer, but since it's blue it's vodka obviously.

[Six]

What the hell is with all the medieval greek helmets laying around?

And how the hell can you wear so many of them?

[Fellowzdoomer]

Fellowzdoomer said:

Doomguy has 200 nipples?

[Six]

well, you've got me there.

[Doomkid]

I always wondered why the helmets looked so weird, nothing at all like Doomguy's helmet. One of my first wads replaced them with the actual helment, but for some reason it just looked so dumb sitting on the ground.

The orbs also confused me as a kid, because in classic Doom they're never explicitly referred to as Soulspheres. Once I heard that in Skulltag, it all clicked into place.

[Clonehunter]

He doesn't wear any of that shit. He just absorbs it into his soul. When the demons attack him, they weaken his soul a little by little until they're scratching at his bare skin.

[RUSH]

Doomkid said:

The orbs also confused me as a kid, because in classic Doom they're never explicitly referred to as Soulspheres. Once I heard that in Skulltag, it all clicked into place.

Very true. I know (in the original Doom at least) they were always referred to as Supercharge! upon pickup.

[Foxpup]

Fellowzdoomer said:

The real question is what's inside them health bonuses? Beer?

I take it you've never played Simpsons Doom?

[joe-ilya]

Fellowzdoomer said:

Doomguy has 200 nipples? I imagine that would look weird ...

http://www.doomworld.com/vb/showthread.php?threadid=65270
Joke already been told.

[Maes]

joe-ilya said:

Would be cool to recolor the health bonuses in green and call it beer, but since it's blue it's vodka obviously.

Careful with them blue and green liquids...

[Doominator2]

Shirtless

[Maes]

Fellowzdoomer said:

The real question is what's inside them health bonuses? Beer?

No, they are just very manly perfmue bottles that raise Doomguy's manliness and confidence, so much that they actually cause him to soak up more damange.

[Fellowzdoomer]

Nah, its not perfume. I think they have some kind of jelly and that that's why there's none of them on mars 100 years later...

[Reisal]

Just his green shirt.

[joe-ilya]

Maes said:

Careful with them blue and green liquids...

It sucks to be doomguy, you gotta drink piss to survive, fucking Bear Grylls stole doomguy's tactic of survival.

[PRIMEVAL]

He wears his manliness.