Wank.wad

[Scuba Steve]

I found this wad, hidden on my hard drive, from the early days of ZDoom. I think it's an important milestone in Doom's progression and I'd hate for this wad to disappear into obscurity.

Wank.wad

[Memfis]

For history: how old was it? Can't see the date because it's not zipped.

[Humanity]

Amazing Wad. Did you make it Scuba?

[Walter confetti]

magnificient

[Scuba Steve]

10/13/99 is what my timestamp says... but it could be even older.

[Ed]

Christ, I remember this. Any idea who the author is?

[Scuba Steve]

Deconstructor... whoever that is.

[Ed]

Let the winds of Doom history forever whisper his name.

[Fletcher`]

/me spanks

[SickadtSteve]

Well...I don't know what I expected.

[CorSair]

Didn't expect this kind of quality.

[mouldy]

time well spent

[Stygian]

Superb. But shouldn't it have been called fuck.wad?

[Zed]

Ehm, is this playable? I can't move, and all I see is a cacodemon being squished by... something, then some text, and that's it. Is it supposed to be that way? I played it with the latest ZDoom, is it for some specific version?

[Fenriswolf]

Zed said:

Ehm, is this playable? I can't move, and all I see is a cacodemon being squished by... something, then some text, and that's it. Is it supposed to be that way? I played it with the latest ZDoom, is it for some specific version?

No, I guess that's all that is supposeed to happen. It took me 2 "playthroughs" to get it's deeper meaning, though. Just give it another try and let your imagination run free.

[Obsidian]

/Me spit-takes

[RUSH]

Zed said:

Ehm, is this playable? I can't move, and all I see is a cacodemon being squished by... something, then some text, and that's it. Is it supposed to be that way? I played it with the latest ZDoom, is it for some specific version?

Cryptic theme hint of the day: Masturbation.

[baronofheck82]

I came. Hard.

[Yugiboy85]

Definitely cacoward worthy ;)

What a masterpiece this is. It's even better than AV.

[Captain Toenail]

Now you just need to use a lowering ceiling and Doomguy's grunting to make a giant poo.