Born to run? N.J. wants the Boss to be Senator

[Hellbent]

TRENTON, N.J. (Reuters) - A group of New Jersey political activists fed up with the usual crop of political candidates announced a plan Tuesday to draft rock star Bruce Springsteen to run for the U.S. Senate as a true representative of the state.
With guidance from Doug Friedline, a former 1998 campaign aide to heavyweight-wrestler-turned-Minnesota-Gov. Jesse Ventura, the group called "Independence for New Jersey" launched a signature drive to put Springsteen on the general election ballot.

They need only 800 signatures. But there is a big problem: no one has talked to Springsteen about the idea.
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[Fredrik]

Heh

[nxn]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DON'T DO THIS TO ME I LIVE IN NJ!!!!!!

[Hellbent]

You don't want Bruce Springsteen to be the N.J. Senator?

[spank]

Bruce Springsteen would be a much better president than Dubya, for instance.

[Hellbent]

exactly. Although the celebrity of choice to be president for me would be Harrison Ford :) He's an environmentally conscious individual.

[nxn]

Hellbent said:

exactly. Although the celebrity of choice to be president for me would be Harrison Ford :) He's an environmentally conscious individual.

Fuck enviromentallists, this world is gonna die sooner or later, who cares when.

I say get some fuck who does drugs yet has his head on straight, that way it's finally legal to have some fun.

[Hellbent]

That's great orion. Awesome attitude you have there.

[nxn]

Hellbent said:

That's great orion. Awesome attitude you have there.

Bah get out of my face and lick a light bulb, my opinion is my opinion.

[Lüt]

Then take it somewhere where it's appreciated.

[nxn]

Lüt said:

Then take it somewhere where it's appreciated.

ok so my opinion isn't appreciated and yours is even though I live in the state this damn thread runs around?

[fodders]

orion said:

Fuck enviromentallists,

environmentalists

[nxn]

do you really care that much about my spelling or are you just spamming?

here's something for you to chew on:
Ay cunt splel stuph ahnd yt dun meen shyt.

[fodders]

Just figured, if ya gonna fuck something, get your target right :)

[nxn]

fodders said:

Just figured, if ya gonna fuck something, get your target right :)

as long as I'm within 7 inches of it, it'll get fucked =P

[Kid Airbag]

Shit, at first I thought you meant "The Boss" as in George Steinbrenner...now that's a scary thought :/

[JavaGuy]

A. I'm an environmentalist (I can't spell it though)
B. Bruce Springsteen went out with my mom is high school. She said he eventually got scary and she had to get away from him. Therefor Bruce can kiss my ass. There is no way he's gonna be senator.

[Kid Airbag]

JavaGuy said:

B. Bruce Springsteen went out with my mom is high school. She said he eventually got scary and she had to get away from him. Therefor Bruce can kiss my ass. There is no way he's gonna be senator.

Yeah, well my mom is Britney Spears.

[nxn]

Archvile64 said:

Yeah, well my mom is Britney Spears.

and I'm your dad.

[JavaGuy]

Is this going to turn into a freakin' soap opera?

[nxn]

JavaGuy said:

Is this going to turn into a freakin' soap opera?

no, check out the goober comics for that.

[Sharessa]

Jesse Ventura for president!

[Kid Airbag]

JOSH FOGG FOR PRESIDENT!

[Ralphis`]

Ralphis for Dictator!

[deathbringer]

Satan for unforgiving supreme overlord!

As long as he turns ,me into a cyberdemon...

[IMJack]

As long as Shrub gets run out of office in '04, I don't care who takes over.

[spank]

Mike Hunt for president!

[Kid Airbag]

FOGG/BENSON DAMMIT!