Ralphis Posted September 20, 2014 Peace out Hissy. It's been real fun. After a short 2,450 days, it's off to Oklahoma to visit Quasar. 0 Share this post Link to post
Nuxius Posted September 20, 2014 Almost 7 years... hope Quasar doesn't go for 10. :p 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted September 20, 2014 Who tells us that, after 7 years, it hasn't been "enriched" with "natural ingredients" of RALPHIS'S OWN production? 0 Share this post Link to post
SuperflyJohnson Posted September 20, 2014 No packing peanuts or air holes? What are you, a monster? 0 Share this post Link to post
dew Posted September 20, 2014 Maes said:Who tells us that, after 7 years, it hasn't been "enriched" with "natural ingredients" of RALPHIS'S OWN production? "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe." 0 Share this post Link to post
Waffenak Posted September 20, 2014 Next person in line always wants to hold hissy longer than the previous owner 0 Share this post Link to post
Nuxius Posted September 20, 2014 dew said:"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe." Oh if Hissy could talk... 0 Share this post Link to post
RTC_Marine Posted September 20, 2014 SuperflyJohnson said:No packing peanuts or air holes? What are you, a monster? 0 Share this post Link to post
CorSair Posted September 20, 2014 Nuxius said:Oh if Hissy could talk... On a second thought, MAYBE NOT, thank you. D: RTC_Marine said:Package delivery Probably Fedex would deliver it that way. If delivery comes few weeks late, it's possible that this shit happened: 0 Share this post Link to post
Snakes Posted September 20, 2014 My God... it's actually happening. I thought this was a permanent as Rutabaga Salad, but I guess. not. 0 Share this post Link to post
Jaxxoon R Posted September 20, 2014 My guess is he finally realized people stopped caring long ago. And now that there's no fun in keeping it... Also, the Wiki needs feeding. 0 Share this post Link to post
Maes Posted September 20, 2014 dew said:"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe." Well, just in case, don't squeeze Hissy too tight. You never know what may ooze out of it...ewww. 0 Share this post Link to post
chungy Posted September 21, 2014 CorSair said:Probably Fedex would deliver it that way. 0 Share this post Link to post
Clonehunter Posted September 21, 2014 What do you mean Hissy isn't dead? 0 Share this post Link to post
Doomkid Posted September 21, 2014 Damn, it's gonna take like a decade for someone to beat Ralphis' record. 0 Share this post Link to post
GreyGhost Posted September 21, 2014 Ralphis said:After a short 2,450 days, it's off to Oklahoma to visit Quasar. Anyone care to hazard a guess as to how long it will take Hissy to visit the other Doomers on her itinerary before finally heading home? 0 Share this post Link to post
flubbernugget Posted September 21, 2014 I just want to post here so I can feel like I'm part of this when it becomes history. 0 Share this post Link to post
Varis Alpha Posted September 21, 2014 GreyGhost said:Anyone care to hazard a guess as to how long it will take Hissy to visit the other Doomers on her itinerary before finally heading home? my bets are on Doom's 100th birthday. the original owner might not live to see her again in this lifetime. 0 Share this post Link to post
BlueFeena Posted September 21, 2014 Looking at those pictures you can see just how tired and worn out the Hissy doll is. Part of me wants to suggest someone doing a little maintenance on it, but I'm honestly not sure if the doll would survive it. 0 Share this post Link to post
dew Posted September 21, 2014 Haha, it would end up as a doll version of Michael Jackson, a mockery of its former self stuck deep in the uncanny valley. 0 Share this post Link to post
Stygian Posted September 21, 2014 Somebody should shine a black light on Hissy for science. 0 Share this post Link to post
phi108 Posted September 21, 2014 I am so glad you're intact Hissy, and seemingly in good spirits. Never get attached to your captors! You are a caco, float upwards unfalteringly! 0 Share this post Link to post
Linkrulezall Posted September 21, 2014 Doominator2 said:Hey you hear that Linkrulezall! Yep I'd like to think that my most prolific thread to date had something to do with this, but that would be like saying that a bunch of people not talking on a certain day will put an end to homophobia. And we all know that would just be plain silly, right? Now let's see if Quasar ends up causing a Free Hissy 2024 thread 0 Share this post Link to post
Average Posted September 21, 2014 Great stuff! Nice to see Hissy continue her travels. :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Clonehunter Posted September 22, 2014 inb4 the post man is really Ralphis sending it to Quasar who is really Ralphis's other account, and he's been planning this ruse for the lulz for 8 years. 0 Share this post Link to post
Linguica Posted September 22, 2014 Mr. Freeze said:Fucking finally jesus christ 0 Share this post Link to post