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Hope everyone is getting excited about world cup in Japan/Korea
Just heard on tv, England's David Beckham, is "Practicing kicking a ball", now...how do I put this? Beckham is worth something like $60,000,000 as a football player, I have a grandson out on the lawn practicing kicking a ball, Beckham had fucking better be PERFECTING kicking a ball !!!!

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That's just a crying shame.

Wasn't England the country who raised everybodies taxes because their medical industry was more pitiful than his salary? Dumbasses should just pay these sport players the average working man's salary, problem solved. But no, government would never do anything sensible like that.

God everytime I hear something like that I just feel like killing those pigs, put them in lines and pop caps in their skulls.

/me wanders off breaking random objects.

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yeah, football is the best game. Do you think France will defend their cup? I guess so :]

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Soccer doesn't convince me as a sport. Seen the Rotten.com pic of the soccer player pissing during a stretch? Yeah, good sport.

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Football never makes it in USA 'coz it's a game of 2 halves, 45 minutes each, way too long for advertisers and too long for the Americans with short attention spans

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heh heh heh Fod has it right on there...although, explain baseball :P (*Baz Ties all baseball fanatics up). Soccer, I think thats an OK sport, as long as I have nothing to do with it :P, now Rugby union on the other hand, is good. AND like quite a few other sports, we always kick the asses of the british side, and get this, most of these sports are british in origin. :P

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I think I prefer rugby league to union
And yeh, Britain invented every sport nearly, and gets it's ass kicked at all of them nowadays

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You like League? Oh well.......well, no I shouldn't say that, because I don't know the state of league in Britain, but it's currently a shambles here, sub-standard crap. Union here on the other hand, is at the best it has been in years :D

The thing is, it's now a tradition to beat britain by fifty points or more :P and we can't break tradition can we ;).

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Soccer too long for Americans JESUS FUCK have you ever tried watching a baseball game SOBER?! NINE FUCKING INNINGS. CUT OFF FIVE OF THOSE FUCKING THINGS AND RENAME THEM TO QUARTERS, CHRIST.

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only sport I ever enjoyed watching was basketball and hockey.

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deadnail said:

Soccer too long for Americans JESUS FUCK have you ever tried watching a baseball game SOBER?! NINE FUCKING INNINGS. CUT OFF FIVE OF THOSE FUCKING THINGS AND RENAME THEM TO QUARTERS, CHRIST.

Yeh but you get ad breaks every 7 mins or so?

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Sport? you mean, like, over-exertion involving 22 sweaty men? No wonder i don't like gay porn.
Seriously tho, i feel like i'm the only bloke in the UK who's not salivating and ejaculating at the prospect of spending god-knows how long in front of the tv, watching strenuous activities while improving their beer gut...
Footie hater? Me?

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Nice work; i shall root around for a medal

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isn't soccer that game that causes roits? or is that the clevland browns that do that?
I would not mind seeing soccer become more popular in the states. be something different, i am not much a sports fan. i would rather play than watch

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...salivating and ejaculating at the prospect of spending god-knows how long in front of the tv, watching strenuous activities while improving their beer gut...


You aren't. I for one only start cumming once the porno has started playing, not merely at the thought of watching it. Actually, it makes me laugh in a weird way. It's cringeworthy to think of yourself behaving in such a bizzare fashion on your own sofa.

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Spike said:

Sport? you mean, like, over-exertion involving 22 sweaty men? No wonder i don't like gay porn.
Seriously tho, i feel like i'm the only bloke in the UK who's not salivating and ejaculating at the prospect of spending god-knows how long in front of the tv, watching strenuous activities while improving their beer gut...
Footie hater? Me?

I must be the equivalent of you in my country - I can hardly imagine a more boring programme to watch than some sports game *yawn*.

Wasn't England the country who raised everybodies taxes because their medical industry was more pitiful than his salary? Dumbasses should just pay these sport players the average working man's salary, problem solved. But no, government would never do anything sensible like that.

I don't see how you Americans are any better in regards to sports players (taxes is a different thing and I shan't bother you with that) - you insinuate that Brits are dumb because they pay sports players fortunes...just like every other country including the US. But maybe I misunderstood something around here?

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LorD BaZTArD said:

argh, fredrik, when you say football, do you mean Soccer? Or what are you referring to?

If I were talking about american football, then I'd say "american football" and not "football".

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Fredrik said:

If I were talking about american football, then I'd say "american football" and not "football".


Excellent point.
Football (soccer) : Using your FOOT to control a BALL.
Football (American) : Using your hands to carry a distended object across a field of (armoured) men.
Christ, it's like a pussy's version of Rugby. Where's the armour on those guys, eh?
(and before u start picking, i mean shoulder pads and helmets)

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Spike said:

Christ, it's like a pussy's version of Rugby. Where's the armour on those guys, eh?
(and before u start picking, i mean shoulder pads and helmets)

Yeah it's more manly to just die of a head concussion. Smart, huh?

My country is, or used to be, THE football country. Everyone absolutely loves the sport (except me). That, coupled with the fact that all matches will be held at insane hours like 3 AM up to 7 AM means Argentina will be pretty much disabled/off during the Cup.

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Spike said:

Christ, it's like a pussy's version of Rugby. Where's the armour on those guys, eh?


I don't suppose you've ever put that 'armor' on and played a real game of American Football?

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In rugby, the helmetless players don't smack their heads together full force like in American football. Otherwise fractured skulls and life threatening head injuries would be extremely common. They are not. Rugby is a very rough game, but it's rough in a different way than American football. There's a lot less high force blunt impact in rugby. Just watch how the two games are played for five seconds :P

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Absolutely right. It's a theoretical view, not a first-hand one.

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dsm said:

I don't see how you Americans are any better in regards to sports players (taxes is a different thing and I shan't bother you with that) - you insinuate that Brits are dumb because they pay sports players fortunes...just like every other country including the US. But maybe I misunderstood something around here?

What do you mean "we americans", you think I wouldn't put a $50,000 cap on "entertainer"'s salaries as soon as I became dictator? Yeah it's everywhere in general, but IIRC England was the one with the "money emergency", the US government already has more than enough money for everything it needs, although I sure wouldn't mind every salary in excess of $50,000 going to it.

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Zaldron said:

My country is, or used to be, THE football country. Everyone absolutely loves the sport (except me).

You can just fuck right off. No offence but go look up "the hand of God" you cheating set of...../me wanders off into the usual mind fogged blaze of hatred always induced in an Englishman when Maradonna (spit) reminds them of the cheating bastards Argen...see there I go again, damn hand ball son of a bitch

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