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Grazza, November 13, 2014 in Doom General
4 hours ago, Mira said:
X.WaD SenSuAL EdiTioN . NeW ConcePT of WAD
X.WaD SenSuAL EdiTioN . NeW ConcePT of WAD
In exclusivity, here's the text file decoded from CP437, so you can see that "áäëúLM FCTèRæ" is supposed to be xXxtreem leet speek for "bedlam factory", itself an xXxtreemly leet name, I must admit.
X.WaD SenSuAL EdiTioN . NeW ConcePT of WAD
TITLE : ■ ║ X . W D ║ ■
AUTHOR : ║ RiCHaRD ║
╬ D a D D ╬
╘═╬═╛ ßΣδ·LM ╘═╬═╛
╬ FCTΦRµ ╬
DATE : MaP01-SEPT.1895
MISC. AUTHOR INFO ■ DooM + SeX ,Wath ELSe can I aSk FoR? ■
Q u a K Σ , o f c o u r s e!
┬HE PLOT : TheRe iS A MAnSioN in The DowNTowN .
IT WaS LefT a Long Time Ago By his OWNEr ,a
RiCH BaroN .A stranGe PerSon .EveryBody TalKEd
about the rituals ,about the screams in the cold
nightS and The GiRLs wHO DesAppeAReD...
PeopLe talked And TaLkeD. They saiD that ThE
BaRoN Made a DeAL with The PRince oF DarKNeSS .
He WanTeD to BE InmoRtAL .
The PriZE : Pretty-YouNG GirLS!
Now ,Time Flied Away...
The ManSion standS in the PinnaCLe of a Hill ,but itS doors continue
closed. Nobody who has entered has returned alive. The LegenDS talk about
The Three SkullS of the Baron: Red, Blue And YelloW .The MAn who GetS The
Three of THeM gets the everlasting being... The InmoRtaliTY...
The BAroN DisaPPeareD in the Mist of PasT YearS ,but he Hid the Three
SkuLLs in the Core of the CastLE. He left some GuarDS for the unwellcome
guests, and beyond the steel DoorS of the entry ,Xtrange sounDs break
the silent of the nightS ,howlingS ,screamS and roarS mixEd in a deamonical
You WanT to Be InMorTAL ,you WanT the Three FuCKiN SkuLLs ,You Have A
9mm ParaBelluM with ARmOR PierciN· BuLLeTS and ,of course ,you don·T BElieve
In Old-WomanS-StorieS-of-WitchEs and TroLLs!.
: AIM oF ThE GaME ║
└─═══-───-- · ··---─╝
■ Why iS the Exit is behind you at the start of the map? Do I Have to
explain it to you ? WeLL The AiM of tHe GaME is to FinD the three SkuLLs
of Inmortality And escape alive of the mansion!. The SkuLLs Are hide in
the ForTreSs ,but Don·T worry ,they ain·t behind a secret wall or
something like that. You·ll find them if you look for!
■ The SkullS are in different places in each of the three levels!!!!
So At least you must play three times the WAD (Not to RougH ,Hurt me
plenTY and KnigthMaRE!!!) .Try to find TheM! and be Ageless.
But Remenber McLeoD...ThErE CaN bE OnLy oNe!
OTHER WORKS FROM... : BeDLaM.WaD -> DarkneSs PsiQuiaTriC HoSPitaL - DooM
ßΣδLM FcTΦRµ RoaR.WAD -> CooL Level for DetHMTcH - DooM ][
email@example.com WaTeR.WaD -> GreaT LeveL For DEtHMCTh-DooM ][
CaChoWaD.WaD -> 2 MaPS 4 DeATHMaTCH - DooM ][
RAGE.WaD -> 2 MaPS 4 DeATHMaTCH - DooM ][
QuAKe.WaD -> 2 MapS WiTH The New NiGHTMaRE of id!
ADD. CREDITS TO : My GoDs: all the people who make DooM, DooMII-HOE
,DEU ,DeeP & DEUSF .And all the pretty girls who
roam in this WoRLD (my moTheR ,my grandmother ,my
siSTer and my girLFrieND |D) and that greybox-32BitS
of my RooM. PLaYBoY! & PSP3
More inFo downsTaiRSs
≡ P L A Y I N F O R M A T I O N ≡
EPISODE AND LEVEL : MAP01 (ThE ManSioN)
SINGLE PLAYER : YeSs! Try To Get The InmoRtaLity, Find thE 3 SkuLLS
COOPERATIVE 2-4 PLAYER : YeSs!!!... (SpeciaL EnHancED DifficulTY For GroupS)
DEATHMATCH 2-4 PLAYER : YeS! SpeciaL Semi-ArENa-ZonE for GOrE-AddiCTS!
DIFFICULTY SETTINGS : YESSSS!!! YESss!!!! ReAD doWN for LeaRnin· More
NEW CooL SOUNDS : YeSs ,reaL CooL. GrooVy!
NEW TotaL SOUNDTRACK : YES!! OuTStandiN· SOUNDTRACK FROM METALLICA
NEW HoT GRAPHICS! : YeSSS!!!!! Enter In thE CastLE and be prePaRe...
DEMOS REPLACED : DEMO1 - MAP03 ,LittLE IntrO foR MakiNG TimE
DEMO2 - MAP32 CooL!!! Let·S See It. IT·s AMaZiN·|D
(WaRNiN∙ DemoS R 4 v1.666)
≡ C O N S T R U C T I O N ≡
BASE : My deepeST KnigthMareS.
BUILD TIME : ABout a couple of HourSs more or LeSs (I·m a BeaST!)
How LOng do ya Think? .Time FLieS...I·m olD...
Dou Ya Think A ForTReSS can be builT in a couple
of days? . I Think YOu are CLevER!
EDITORS USED : DEU 5.1 ,DEU 5.2 ,DeeP ,VERDA NODE BUILDER V1.050
MiDi2Mus , DEuTEx .SB SofT for soundS ANd PainT
ShoP Pro foR GraPhiCS & PatChESs!
- The BesT -> DEU5.1 No doubT! -
KNOWN BUGS : BugS? I·M noT GoNNa teLL ya! I Said In A MaCHInE!
I·m better than a T1000 ,no bugS ,no WronGs wayS,
No HoM ,no StupiDs DooRS ,and Silly WADS |D
┌──----···· · · · · ···---───-──────-───────┐
: If YoU ReAD -FRoM ßΣδLM FCTΦRµ- you haVE │
. QualiTY,MaN. I MEAN -> NO BUGs,AwESoME WaD :
└───────────-────────-──-─-----···· · · · ··-─┘
≡ COPYRIGHT / PERMISSIONS ≡
You MAY distribute this WAD ,modificate ,or use to build new levels .
The onLy thing I ask you to do is keeping the darkness soul of this game
and HeLP bringin· Hell to Earth .Let·s war!...|D
And...please...doN·t forGEt To put my Tiny NamE Over THeRe |D .PerhapS
some day someguy at ID see my WAD and...weLL...I KnoW I·M dreAMiN· Again!
≡ WHERE TO GET THIS WAD ≡
In R.MACEDA (BBS 24H,288K) Spain ■ 34.86 - 23.49.69
SpaiN ,you KNoW -> Near AFrika ,but GooD torTiLLaS.
- Second Add. Credits -
To Arthur Charles Clarke ,to Howard Phillips Lovecraft ,to Terry Pratchett,
to Jonh Varley ,Ridley Scott , Heather ,Juan Sanchez Ramirez Villalobos ,and
HoWlinG Mad MurDoCK ,JJ...and U ,iF ya pLay iT!
- BeT TeStErS -
Mr. PaBLo «PoV» CoSTaS! who help me through all thiS galaXy. He Ain·T as
GooD aS my in DeTHMaTCheSs |D ,but he·S a cooL guy!
=====≡ SomE WoRDs ≡===========================================================
Well ,are you still reading this line? ,wow! You·re a non-typical PeRSoN.
Why don·T You caLL me and DeatMactH-me a WhiLE? ,would you like to know the
power of the DarKSidE? .CooL ,keep on ReAdIn·! You Like me!
I have to put in the StatuS BAr (STBaR+STaRMS) a note "GET THE THREE SKULLS"
╖cos I saw a lot of people come into the game and said "Shit-WaD, the eXit
is here! There is something wronG!" .Negative ,you know. But... I dunno if
to change the Screen of DooM II And show a big "THE AIM OF THE WHOLE GAME..."
I wanna make something Special ,different and attractive...
I like to write this docS ,I think the best of the whole-wad-work is the
doc ,don·T you?. In the BegiNin· this WAD waS to be a CooPeraTIve Work
between 2 human beingS ,at this MomEnT I am the OnLy onE who can claim his
pathership! . I·m very proud!
ProBLemS? I knoW that WorD! .
I have 666.666 problemS with this WAD. Wad ProbLEMS? ,the first one is
the size of the WAd ,too much vertices ,too much line/side-defS! ,too much
of everything! with DEU5.1 (I love it) I have all the memory I want Too Work
with ,but With DEU2 and DEEP ,forget iT! ,I Dunno ChecK SecTOr CloseD ,I
Dunno anything ·cos «FAILING TO LOCATE 6 ByTES» FucK OFF!! all the ChanGES
LosT! ,I Don·T break the ComputeR ·coS I·Ve PaiD it by mySeLF!. I made X.WAD
with the tree editors ,but the big design was made with DEU5.1 (yes It·S
for DooM ,but it WorKS)
Other PRobLEM MAkiN· iT - What you finally have is a "ligth" version of
X.WAD ,light in terms of sidedefS .I had to delete a lot of sectors to
avoid "too much visplanes"...errorS. In every corner thomb! jump to dos ,
erroR ,ERroR!,ERROR!!!. But now ,no errorS ,no bugs! More ProbLEmS with
NeoPainT (F@cKiNG-ShiT-ProGRaM ,I tuRnEd myseLF crazY MakE uP where Was THe
ProBLem with DEuSF ,and the proBLem was NeoP.) DeuSF gave me Xtrange erroRS
if I dReW a Picture with NeoP. ! |o .IT waS CaptaIn-CraP AdveNTuRE!
Well I take you a game -> try to put a Pin-Up of a girl into DooM ,a GIF
BMP ,JPG or wathever resize to 128x128x256 and addapt the palette...try!
you·ll see a deformonster indeed a girl!!. So clap your handS Boy! |D
Why X.WAD? .Well I·m gonna be HoneST (if you read all this WorDs ,you
word It!) I like to made WADS ,i think it iS like to be a god.I havE 1.5MB
of data in a HD .But these are more than a bunch of bytes ,they are a
miniature world ,a virtua Emplacement where evilness is real ,and madness
is everywhere. I created this world and it exists really. It·S amazing!
Well I would like every DooM-Addict to play my wad ·cos I·M tryin· to make
something complete different taking the DooM soul ,I would Like they tell
me "Woh Guy! you made a great worK! I·ve never seen a wad like that .ITs
very outstanding .PLay iT!" |DD .
Wich is the thing in this universe that makes everything goes around? .
YEs ,you know ,there are two thingS -> Money and SeX (and DooM ,but...) .
Money? I can·T give money with my waD. You crazy boY? .But I can give Some
SeX!!!! I know a few people will read this wordS but I hope a few of a lot
of people take a look into my wad too see the girLS |DDD .That·S the ReaSon...
and well I admit it ,I love to see woman ,when they·re beautiful ,and
specially if they·re in silent hanging in a wall with only a underpant!
The best way to play -> I allways tell this . Lock you in your room ,
turn off the ligths ,take on your headphones ,pump up the volume of the
GVS or the SB ,and think you have in front of your eyes a alive legend ,
where it supposed to be the key to Inmortality! .You have two friends
they·re waiting for you in the entry-door .So...be careFuL .
ProbLemS with SpeeD? it may be .I have a DX266+8Mb and the overall
is ok! I·ve played in a DX266+4Mb and there are certain zones when I prefer
LoW DetaiL .I know ,itS sad ,but as real as it gets! |(. Everybody must
buy a Pentium ,don·t they?. Ah! forget to play it in a 386DX40+4Mb .
I·ve done it and...well ,you cann·t play in real-time ,you must IDDqD +
IDfA and Kill everybody to see the pictures ,poster and pin-ups of the
girls. Kidding? Try it!
Once you end the level ,go on playin· DooM ,it looks like completely
different .CooL! Ah! I put SKY1 from DooM cos I LikE MacHu-PiCHu!! |D
BouT The DeMoS - I·ve RePLaCEd the firsT two DEmoS ·cos The FirST One
OriginaL Was Too Long and I wanT YOu To see The CReDiT ScreeN. I·ve ChoseN
MAP03 Because I DonT Wanna disCover neither a pinup nor a lot of New Sounds
...The SeconD Demo IS a CrazY WiLD StaLLioN for See Me FighTin· Enjoy It!
I would Like TO thanKS to all the peopLe who make wads ,and all who
make cool wads with sounds and graphics .I·ve took SomE sounds of differentS
wads (Army of DarkNeSs ,T2 ,AL│ENS...) and a lot I can remenber. I made
my own sounds too ,not my troat I·vE took it from differents CD ,MovieS
,LP·S...etc. You see. I hope you like it. I don·T wanna change the main
Sounds of the game ·cos I think The chokE of the Shotgun ,the Gun and The
ChainsaW Iddle are perfecT! .I·ve heard some WadS too much "headache" .
■> CooPerativE -> (Someone plays that way? It·s GreAT in KnighTMare with
respawn enemies! ) There are aditional dificulty and amunition for teams of
gays who wantS the three SkuLLS .No one will find the Keys to Inmortality!
Aren·t ya brave enough to step inside alone?. Cobarde! PEcaDoRL!!
■> DEaTHMaTCH AddiCTS -> The LeveLSs has a special arena for kill
your best friends...or enemies!. I made it ·cos I KnoW there·Re A LOt of
DEThMCTh slaves ,but i Duno recommended :( .The WAd was made to SingLE
or CooperaTive PlaY!! but...
■> AbOuT SEXXX.WAD -> ThiS iS A ReaL ProJEcT 4 QuaKE <■
■ AnoTHeR CooL WaDS ■
║ TiTLΣ │SiN DeATH CooP│L│ DooM │GSM│ AuTHOR │ WheRe to GeT iT! ║
│ BeDLaM │ X X X │2│ I │--X│ ßΣδLM FCT. │ PcMaNia 38 RM-BBs │
│ CaChoWaD │ - X - │2│ ][ │XXX│ ßΣδLM FCT. │ R.MaCeDa-BBs │
│ X.WaD │ X X X │1│ ][ │XXX│ ßΣδLM FCT. │ PcMaNia 38 RM-BBs │
│ RoaR │ - X - │1│ ][ │XXX│ ßΣDLM FCT. │ PcMaNia 38 RM-BBS │
│ RAGe │ - X - │2│ ][ │XXX│ ßΣδLM FCT. │ R.MaCeDa-BBS │
│ QuaKE │ - X - │2│ ][ │XXX│ ßΣδLM FCT. │ firstname.lastname@example.org │
│ DeMLtioN │ X X X │1│ ][ │X-X│ ViSio FacTo. │ PcMaNia40,41 RM-BBS │
│ KiLLME │ - X - │1│ ][ │XXX│ ViSio FaCTo. │ R.MaCeDA-BBS │
│ SaLTaSaR │ X X - │1│ ][ │XXX│ DaNieLe Levi │ R.MaCeDa-BBS │
│ COLuMNaS │ - X - │1│ ][ │---│ GiNeSs │ R.MaCeDA-BBS │
SiN - SinGLe PlaYEr G - NeW GraPhiCS
DeaTH - DeATHMaTCh S - NeW SouNDSs
CooP - CooPeRAtiVE M - NeW MuSiC!
L - LEVeLS
AnD noW FroM ßΣδLaM FaCTΦRµ!
╔═════--···· · · · · ··---───════╗
║ ■ THeMES foR MiCroSoFT PLus! ■ ║
║ X-FiLeS - FoX & DaNa ║
║ ALiENS - JaMES CaMEroN'S MoviE ║
║ MoRTaL KoMBaT - MoviE+ViDeoGaME ║
║ Σ R Σ ß u S - 666 ThEMe ║
║ LeMMiNGS! - EVeRyWhERE ║
║ SouNDs,IcONS,AniMaTeD CuRSoRS ║
║ & WaLLPaPeRS...OuTStanDiNG! ║
═╬═ WΣ ╫aVΣ ΦNLy ΦNΣ ΣaRTh! ═╬═
- StoP NuCLeAR TeST! -
U R NΦT E 4 PsX
DooM + SeX ,Wath ELSe can I aSk FoR?
DooM + SeX ,Wath ELSe can I aSk FoR?
some real insight here
The epic pose of victory after the bloody combat. This pic remastered would be really cool.
Leave it to the guy who consumes WADs and has a collection of zip files of a certain nature to lead people on a hunt for bizarre smut. :P
Been so long since the last time I mapped. This tiny room took me like an hour to make.
I'm workin on something for JOM5:
Do you wan't to go to the forest?
Or to a castle? (just changed the sky from previous screenshot.. and added some details)
Looks pretty cool!
Great tourniquet :)
2 hours ago, tourniquet said:
delicious stock texture usage
On Thursday, November 30, 2017 at 5:41 AM, Memfis said:
That is amazing. Do you think he toggles the caps lock key every other letter or does he repeatedly tap the shift key? Does he write it all out first then goes back and injects caps into every word? I'm trying to imagine how long this took. What does this persons fingers look like on the keyboard as he's typing this? I bet his typing technique would make Mavis Beacon cringe. He can't possibly have a WPM above 11.
There was a wave of people (mostly very young, from the looks of it) typing like that in the mid-00s, at least where I live. I was also pretty curious about how they were doing it and how much effort it took. Parsing it certainly wasn't effortless.
KeEp leFT pINkY FinGeR oN SHifT aLL tHe tIMe anD TAp iT rANdoMLy WhILe tYpiNG WItH ThE OtheR fiNgErs.
I have a feeling that it's not random at all. There is a very complicated system for the future linguists to figure out.
W2MDG MAP05: Crimson.
May contain Cacodemons.
Working on my map submission for JOM05
Made the palette have 5 colors with 3 shades, then it's sort of like the 4 color palette. Maybe I'll just use this palette layout so I can move on with the project. This one has grey, red, yellow, cyan and purple.
This one has red, yellow, green, cyan and purple. The cyan is a little bit desaturated, so it might work as a sort of grey.
You know, if those colors were shades of gray, that might pass as something for Game Boy.
A full moon.
I continue to make a map for JOM5. Progress for today:
I like how I shaped this map.
(This is not complete)
Channeling one's inner Bob Ross while using GZDB results in:
That is fantastic, that would be a great idea for a titlescreen.
I didn't live through this particular encounter
@StormCatcher.77, mad props to that screenshot, it looks straight up idtech3.
Getting messy.... D:
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