Lawn Master 6000 Infomercial

[Linkrulezall]

[Jaxxoon R]

Where are you getting all these... things?

You're almost the Joel of Doomworld. Just pulling the weirdest things nobody's ever heard of out of nowhere and halting everything to show it to everyone.

[RUSH]

But Link, how could you talk lawn care without mentioning the Wickety Wack?!

And lol your video was hilarious. I used to make goofy skits like that as well way back in the early days of Youtube. Back when you would rate videos out of 5 stars...

Sigh 2007. Good times.

[Jaxxoon R]

Oh god... Great! Oh my god, so derpy! *desk slamming* *laughter*

Great

[Linkrulezall]

RUSH said:

But Link, how could you talk lawn care without mentioning the Wickety Wack?!

Because just try annihilating a tree with the Lawn Master 6000. Go on, I dare ya. And you'd better order fast, we've just gone out of business following a large-scale blimp accident caused by the Lawn Master 6000 and are in the process of liquidating our inventory!

[Jaxxoon R]

Now that I think about it, the original video sort of reminds me of some of the dumb skits James Rolf of AVGN fame made back when he was young, and are on his site somewhere.

[Deleted_Account]

If push comes to shove, you could always use the Edge of Glory.

[RUSH]

Jaxxoon R said:

Now that I think about it, the original video sort of reminds me of some of the dumb skits James Rolf of AVGN fame made back when he was young, and are on his site somewhere.

More like an early Smosh skit:

[Jaxxoon R]

Production qualities are too high.

Have The Boy Who Could Telepathically Tell if Butter Has Salt In It Or Not instead.