Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
SYS

Because love never dies: Put your loved one’s ashes in a glass dildo

Recommended Posts

I like the stock photos of the elderly woman. There's porn stars that will do this in a cast of their own penis and not some generic dildo. I know a woman that would go for this right after she laughs how awful it is.

Share this post


Link to post

A fleshlight variant for men would be even more disturbing.

Share this post


Link to post

The urn offers the possibility to conserve 21 grams of ashes of the diseased and displays an immortal desire.

>ashes of the diseased

Quality writing there.

Share this post


Link to post

Can ashes transmit STDs?

Share this post


Link to post
geo said:

Can ashes transmit STDs?

It seems unlikely that any virus or other pathogen is going to survive the furnace.

Share this post


Link to post

FINALLY.

I dunno how many inches 6'3" worth of ash converts to, but I'll be damned if it's any shorter than I already am.

Share this post


Link to post

Ashes to asses. Dust to lust.
Stick your dick in it, if you must.

Share this post


Link to post

Marketing this at widows is completely missing the point, as we all know that the black-clad, weeping widows all go get some comforting pant-pant puff-puff action immediately after the funeral.

Share this post


Link to post
J.B.R said:

Some crazy and wierd stuff right there.
Not to mention it's a sick creation.


Why stop there? Why not attaching the dildo to a RealDoll (TM) modelled after the dearly departed?

Share this post


Link to post
Maes said:

Why not attaching the dildo to a RealDoll (TM) modelled after the dearly departed?

That's a good idea indeed.
Just let them know and maybe it will happen.

Share this post


Link to post
joe-ilya said:

It looks like a dildo.


That's because IT IS.

Share this post


Link to post

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×