Because love never dies: Put your loved one’s ashes in a glass dildo

[SYS]

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The latest in strange shit you can do with your loved one's ashes.

[geo]

I like the stock photos of the elderly woman. There's porn stars that will do this in a cast of their own penis and not some generic dildo. I know a woman that would go for this right after she laughs how awful it is.

[Deleted_Account]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust?

[SYS]

A fleshlight variant for men would be even more disturbing.

[ETTiNGRiNDER]

The urn offers the possibility to conserve 21 grams of ashes of the diseased and displays an immortal desire.

>ashes of the diseased

Quality writing there.

[geo]

Can ashes transmit STDs?

[Hellbent]

ashes heat up when they get wet, for an extra hot and steamy time.

[fraggle]

geo said:

Can ashes transmit STDs?

It seems unlikely that any virus or other pathogen is going to survive the furnace.

[Buckshot]

FINALLY.

I dunno how many inches 6'3" worth of ash converts to, but I'll be damned if it's any shorter than I already am.

[darknation]

fucking necrophiliacs.

[Obsidian]

darknation said:

fucking necrophiliacs.

Someone badly needs to, it seems.

[Fletcher`]

Ashes to asses. Dust to lust.
Stick your dick in it, if you must.

[Krispy]

For those who love that pleasure/pain combo

[Doomkid]

All we are is dust in the dildo..

[Maes]

Marketing this at widows is completely missing the point, as we all know that the black-clad, weeping widows all go get some comforting pant-pant puff-puff action immediately after the funeral.

[Clonehunter]

Only if it comes in Chewbacca size.

[Pencil of Doom]

Some crazy and wierd stuff right there.
Not to mention it's a sick creation.

[Maes]

J.B.R said:

Some crazy and wierd stuff right there.
Not to mention it's a sick creation.

Why stop there? Why not attaching the dildo to a RealDoll (TM) modelled after the dearly departed?

[Pencil of Doom]

Maes said:

Why not attaching the dildo to a RealDoll (TM) modelled after the dearly departed?

That's a good idea indeed.
Just let them know and maybe it will happen.

[darknation]

in my day we had taxidermy.

[joe-ilya]

It looks like a dildo.

[Reisal]

joe-ilya said:

It looks like a dildo.

That's because IT IS.