This is now the official skeleton thread

[Avoozl]

First people were saying it was the original Hell Knight design intended for D3 but now people are saying it was supposedly an imp.

[Clonehunter]

Well it's body looks really similar to the Imp's, so maybe that. But I see the Hellknight connection, too

[geo]

I always thought it was a Vulgar. Well once Vulgars came out I thought it was one.

[j4rio]

[Clonehunter]

[Stygian]

j4rio said:

vid

I recognize the metal cover from the attack helicopter part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qLqbGHa0S4

[Jaxxoon R]

j4rio said:

vid

Way better remix than that dubstep one everybody is using.

Stygian said:

I recognize the metal cover from the attack helicopter part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qLqbGHa0S4

There's a lengthy and very involved analytical discussion going on in the comments section of the logistics and abstractness of a certain character's powers, and whether they're the strongest touhou because of it.

Why can't the Fallout fandom be more like them?

[Doomkid]

oh my god thank you j4rio i needed a good laugh

holy fuckness

[SavageCorona]

Jaxxoon R said:

There's a lengthy and very involved analytical discussion going on in the comments section of the logistics and abstractness of a certain character's powers, and whether they're the strongest touhou because of it.

Why can't the Fallout fandom be more like them?

Because Fallout isn't an incredibly deep and intricate anime with a following of almost 8 billion people and highly fleshed out characters that mean something to everyone and would send the world into tears if they died.

[Stygian]

SavageCorona said:

incredibly deep and intricate anime

kek

Jaxxoon R said:

There's a lengthy and very involved analytical discussion going on in the comments section of the logistics and abstractness of a certain character's powers, and whether they're the strongest touhou because of it.

Why can't the Fallout fandom be more like them?

Touhou barely even has a story and what story it has is conveyed through text boxes and badly-drawn little girls with hats. 99% of the series' lore and characterization was created by sheer force of autism.

The games' music and character designs compel people to create animations, dank maymays and remixes for no apparent reason. For centuries, the world's philosophers have debated the source of the series' creator ZUN's power. Some say it's because he has cats for hands. I, however, know his secret. He creates the games out of fear. He is driven to make Touhou because the skeleton within him is dangerously close to bursting forth and demands appeasement (and alcohol). Anybody who has listened to the any of the games' soundtracks has probably asked him or her self, "Hey, this is kind of catchy, but why are there so many loud, horrible MIDI trumpets?". It's because the sound of the trumpeting keeps the undead ghoul beneath his skin at bay. His games intentionally appeal to socially incapable otaku because they, of all demographics, have the time to play his game 24/7 and thus maximize the amount of time that the skeletal lullabies can be heard. This is also why the games are ridiculously hard. The difficulty keeps people playing over and over again.

Now that Zun has a wife and child (who I have taken to calling "Zun Jr." or "Zunior"), I fear that he will not have the time to keep cranking out games at his usual pace of fifty per year and the bone fiend within his small Asian frame will emerge when he is in the middle of one of his conventions and spook everyone really bad (some children might even cry). His skeleton will probably continue to make games, but all of the little girls will be replaced by skeletons and that would be really scary and I would have nightmares and this is why you should play Touhou (pls halp).

Also, there are bird Touhous. See how I horned that in? Heh.

Heh.

[SavageCorona]

Stygian said:

kek

:^)

[Jaxxoon R]

wwww

Now we must find the secret as to why the EA makes the Call of the Duties

[Clonehunter]

IF CALL OF DUTY GAVE YOU A PET BIRD

[RaphaelMode]

Stygian said:

99% of the series' lore and characterization was created by sheer force of autism.

OBJECTION. Autism files you to the moon, anime files you into buildings.

Also, the repurposed thraed now lets me an excuse to plug my game repaetedly.



But I won't post here more than five times, because this thraed insults my intelligence and emotion.

[Jaxxoon R]

Your intelligence is a fleeting thing. All will be bones.

[geo]

[Avoozl]

I'm surprised at how this thread is still going.

[geo]

Things will always die and things will always fly.

[HorrorMovieRei]

Bones are the only true constant of the universe

[bytor]

The 1970 Plymouth Road Runner Superbird:



The famous "Screaming Chicken":



edit: fixing links and put chicken back up which disappeared when doomworld moved

[SavageCorona]

RaphaelMode said:

OBJECTION. Autism files you to the moon, anime files you into buildings.

Also, the repurposed thraed now lets me an excuse to plug my game repaetedly.

http://i.imgur.com/MGlRk1w.png

But I won't post here more than five times, because this thraed insults my intelligence and emotion.

Gaed maek thaes spaelling staep plaese

[geo]

In said game are you a hobo tasked with picking up grocery bags?

[Enjay]

Screaming chicken?

How 'bout a screaming eagle?

[geo]

[Gez]

Enjay said:

Screaming chicken?

How 'bout a screaming eagle?

http://i.imgur.com/6552Nw2.jpg

If you ask a USAF guy, it's still a screaming chicken. Every bird is a chicken for them. Like the "Global Hawk" drone is a "Global Chicken", and the "Strike Eagle" fighter is a "Mudhen".

[SavageCorona]

geo said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0FAosDi4XA

[bytor]

Enjay said:

Screaming chicken?

How 'bout a screaming eagle?

Nope, that's still a chicken. Start here and go to definition #3.

Unless you meant duck?

[Avoozl]

It's a phoenix chicken.

[Enjay]

Gez said:

If you ask a USAF guy, it's still a screaming chicken...

I did actually wonder because when I saw bytor's post I thought that's how the 101st eagle emblem was referred to. However, when I did a google image search, everything came up eagles. Still, I don't suppose the badges were going to have "screaming chickens" on them.

[geo]

SavageCorona said:

I'm glad you're in this one.