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Doom Themed Restaurant

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Just for fun, let's make up a menu of doom themed food.

I'd like the eight piece Pinkie Wings with Archie's Hellfire sauce.

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hardcore_gamer said:

I will have the strawberry caco-pie plz. And also some slime juice to drink with it.


Would you like Whipped-Scream with that?

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Hell Knight veal.
Mancubus chocolate milk.
Trite trite.

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The Rocket Pocket: An all beef bacon wrapped frankfurter dipped in batter and homemade breading, deep fried with a touch ghost chili flakes.

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That sounds like the 90 degree pocket rocket shot which is a total bullshit thing I made up myself for when you shoot a rocket through a doorway/corridor while bunnyhopping past sideways and manage to nail them.

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I'll just go to the pharmacy and get my megasphere pills. Can I get a box of fry shells on the way?

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  • Revenant Bone Soup
  • Demon Nobility Sampler
  • Commando's Crispy Chicken Fritters

    Drinks:
  • Mary's gibs
  • Lava Sunrise

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All the waitresses are Imps, and at any moment you can grab one and commit Impse with it on the table. This is, of course, for an extra fee.

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If Doom IWADs were edible:

Doom would be the chips because they always taste good. E1 is Sour cream & onion, a classic everyone likes; E2's BBQ; E3's Hot & Spicy and E4's Extra hot.

Doom2 is like a badly served, outsized main course. You take a couple bites of the steak (episode 2 levels) but it's tasteless and cooled off. You shiver about eating it all and end up eating the fries only (episode 1). You won't even bother with the dessert (episode 3).

TNT is the same deal except more savory.

Plutonia is chocolate. The plentiful mix of rocket and BFG spamming make the candies super crunchy and moreish. However, you get stiff of the fudge, stash (save game) the bag and continue later.

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The last few ones were great. Bog Fucking Gyro was brilliant.

MancuCumber Salad.
Icon of Skins (Potato skins)
Onion Ring of Death
Snacks 'n' Chips
Phobos Salami
Grain Elemental
Lost Soul Food

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Armour bonuses could be peas or couscous.

Also when I was a kid I thought dead barons looked like they'd taste like bacon or something.

BACON OF HELL

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Introducing the NUTS platter!!

Feeds a family of 50! Chock full of all your favorite meats, including PINKY, BARON, and CACO!
Prepare to feast your family upon:
- Delicious Revenant Bone Marrow!
- Succulent Arch-Vile Jerky Strips!!
- A full order of 8 Hell Knight legs & thighs!
- Delicious gibs from Former Humans, Sargents, and Commando's!
- Pain Elemental Cake, with delicious Lost Souls in the middle!!

And for those seeking a little extra "oomph", don't forget to add THE SPIDER MASTERMIND BRAIN SOUFFLE!! (not for the faint of heart)

ORDER TODAY!!!!!

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