Doom Themed Restaurant

[HorrorMovieRei]

I'd like 2 gibs flavored Taco-Viles, a BigManc(ubus) with a large Caco-cola. And a chocolate Lost-Souldae for dessert.

[Doomkid]

Yeah hi, uhhh, I'll take a.... uhhhh.... Maybe a Dead Simple Mancuburger (hold the nukage), a Barrel O' Fries, and for the drink I'll get a Refueling Shake.

Extra napkins please.

[RUSH]

Demon semen with a side of fries!

[SYS]

Former Human sundade
Shotgun guy mountain of fries
Cyberdemon Belgium chocolate cake
Spider Mastermind Slow cooked BBQ platter
Arachnotron Chowmein with fried rice
Pinky Burger with sauerkraut
Cacodemon Cayenne lasagna
Pain Elemental whiskey cocktail
Chain Gunner curly fries
Imp deluxe cheeseburger
Baron of hell 24oz Steak
Hellknight rack of ribs
Archvile sushi platter
Revenant pulled pork
Lost Soul 24oz glass of beer
Mancubus "This is gluttony" slow cooked BBQ Hell platter

[Maes]

The only, one, true Doom Themed restaurant is "Chez Baron", found in Castle Of The Renegades 2. I won't spoil what's on the menu though, go play the map.


I would post something about the dessert consisting of FORCED and PAINFUL chocolate shotgun (hey! 100% all-natural ingredients of Doomguy's own production!), but I'll not digress for decency's sake.

[scifista42]

Roasted Cacodemon stuffed with generic gibs would tempt me to taste, maybe Hellknight's beef and fried Spider brain too, but other monsters not really (as they're either fatty, dry or essentially decayed). And I'd drink vivid blue water.

[joe-ilya]

Give me a tasty cyberdemon ass.

[Maes]

scifista42 said:

And I'd drink vivid blue water.

Maybe you'd want to just skip that. Just sayin'.

[Kontra Kommando]

Pulled Gibs, on Gluten-Free spectre-loaf

[Tracer]

joe-ilya said:

Give me a tasty cyberdemon ass.

Maes has got you covered.

[TwinBeast]

Big Fucking Cake 9000! Oh, yes.
Box of Chocolate Bullets.
Space Meringue.
Archmisu. Lifts you up to the heavens...

Apparently I can only think about desserts...

[Kontra Kommando]

Blue Armor soft-shell crabs.

[Cybersexdemon]

Restaurant should be run by Goredoom ,,this is so fucking raw an Arch-vile mistook it for his patient!'' Ramsay.

[Kontra Kommando]

Zombie Mangu y queso frito

EDIT:

Doom-related food should be known as Lost Soul Food.

[Avoozl]

I wouldn't mind a Cyberdemon rump steak.

[Maes]

Avoozl said:

I wouldn't mind a Cyberdemon rump steak.

Well...you can kinda have it:

[TheNerdTurtle2]

I'll take some Pinky legs and a side of Caco-pudding :)

[joe-ilya]

Plasma sauce with an arachnotron sized meatball since I'm on a diet, a diet FIREBLU cocktail too.

[Tracer]

Inferno Chili served Knee Deep In The Bread Bowl.

[Kontra Kommando]

Cured Commander Keen.

[SavageCorona]

Revenants wouldn't make good meals. There's no meat on those bones.

[TheNerdTurtle2]

SavageCorona said:

Revenants wouldn't make good meals. There's no meat on those bones.

You meant to say "Them Bones". I'm sorry my crappy sense of humor made me do it!

[Tracer]

TheNerdTurtle2 said:

You meant to say "Them Bones". I'm sorry my crappy sense of humor made me do it!

All I know is that if I don't eat at Café Doom soon, I'm going end up a big ol' pile of them bones. Ahhhh!

[Tracer]

How about a big plate of Deimostaccoli?

[SavageCorona]

TheNerdTurtle2 said:

You meant to say "Them Bones". I'm sorry my crappy sense of humor made me do it!

I can't listen to that song without hearing revenants. That would just be taking it even further. I also have a tendency for perfect grammar so that drove me to not saying them bones.

[General Rainbow Bacon]

I'd like AASHITTY sandwich with some SP_HOT1 chocolate and a side of Phobos fries.

[Inkie]

STARTAN Salad

[Reisal]

Maes said:

I would post something about the dessert consisting of FORCED and PAINFUL chocolate shotgun (hey! 100% all-natural ingredients of Doomguy's own production!), but I'll not digress for decency's sake.

Only the disgusting corprophiles would enjoy that.

Also, Bloodfalls Slushie.

[SavageCorona]

FIREBLUberry milkshake

[Maes]

Glaice said:

Only the disgusting corprophiles would enjoy that.

But the Unholy Chow Doomguy uses to produce DMCHOSHO contains a lot of natural and healthy ingredients like prune juice, whole prune seeds, escolar, ricin oil, 20 kinds of beans, chick peas, lentilles, fig etc.

Then again they could serve the Chow directly to the customers: then they could make some first-hand DMCHOSHO of their own (and not second-hand, eww).