Marnetmar Posted August 4, 2015 UPDATE: You can use four items if you don't use condoms or lube Your goal is to creep the fuck out of a Walmart cashier with the items you buy. You may only buy three types of items, but multiple units of each. Without further ado: Giant box of BBs Exlax Vacuum hose 0 Share this post Link to post
Obsidian Posted August 4, 2015 Considering the usual clientele that seem to populate Walmart, you'd have to be pretty fucking disgusting to creep out the cashiers. Like, necrophilia disgusting. 0 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted August 4, 2015 A pool noodle or two Personal lubricant A copy of 50 Shades of Grey 0 Share this post Link to post
[MAG]Nathan Posted August 4, 2015 A coat hanger, a towel, and a big ass bottle of wine. 0 Share this post Link to post
FireFish Posted August 4, 2015 Marnetmar said:Your goal is to creep the fuck out of a Walmart cashier with the items you buy. You may only buy three types of items, but multiple units of each. Without further ado: Giant box of BBs Exlax Vacuum hose To quote the great cornholio, if i am correct that is ; "My bunghole, it goes ratatatata... bratatatatatatatata" 0 Share this post Link to post
Ichor Posted August 4, 2015 A Bible An American flag A Confederate flag 0 Share this post Link to post
Job Posted August 4, 2015 Just buy some condoms. They'll give you a look, all right. 0 Share this post Link to post
dew Posted August 4, 2015 Job said:Just buy some condoms. And a pack of dog treats. 0 Share this post Link to post
BaronOfStuff Posted August 4, 2015 Honey. Tampons. Rubber gloves. Men's Fitness magazine. 0 Share this post Link to post
VGames Posted August 4, 2015 Ajax Mayonnaise Every box of nightlight bulbs that they have 0 Share this post Link to post
FireFish Posted August 4, 2015 Candy sleeping pills lubricant Then ask them about something to cover up the windows of your back van. 0 Share this post Link to post
Cupboard Posted August 5, 2015 Everclear 190-proof (95% ABV) Robitussin® Long-Acting CoughGels Delsym® Adult 12 Hour Cough Relief 5 oz (true story it was the never-ending weekend, except I did not go to wal-mart for these) 0 Share this post Link to post
Marcaek Posted August 5, 2015 several boxes of condoms Chocolate syrup one box of noname brand shredded wheat 0 Share this post Link to post
Jello Posted August 5, 2015 First off: Why the hell do you want to creep out your Walmart cashier? Don't you think their lives are shitty enough? What's the point? They go home after their shift is over and wonder if they should've called the cops because someone went through their line buying things used to kidnap/entice/rape/ or murder? And then after a week goes by they figure "Ok, I haven't seen anything on the news, so it wasn't a big deal." Secondly, as an aside, yesterday I thought about the things I have in the back of my vehicle. A tarp, rope, garbage bags, gloves, an ax, a hatchet, a machete, a shovel, a spade, a spotting scope, and a rifle rest bag. My brother came to visit a week ago, we went camping and did some target shooting. The rope was for tying the dog up so he wouldn't get too close to the fire pit. (It has a hook on it that attaches to his collar, I don't hog-tie him). I always thought it was perfectly innocent to have that stuff in your vehicle, but when I thought about it, I realized all the stuff I have in my vehicle could look really suspicious. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lila Feuer Posted August 5, 2015 yukib1t said:Rifle Ammunition Garbage bags This made me laugh more than it should. 0 Share this post Link to post
VGames Posted August 5, 2015 Jello said:First off: Why the hell do you want to creep out your Walmart cashier? Don't you think their lives are shitty enough? What's the point? They go home after their shift is over and wonder if they should've called the cops because someone went through their line buying things used to kidnap/entice/rape/ or murder? And then after a week goes by they figure "Ok, I haven't seen anything on the news, so it wasn't a big deal." Secondly, as an aside, yesterday I thought about the things I have in the back of my vehicle. A tarp, rope, garbage bags, gloves, an ax, a hatchet, a machete, a shovel, a spade, a spotting scope, and a rifle rest bag. My brother came to visit a week ago, we went camping and did some target shooting. The rope was for tying the dog up so he wouldn't get too close to the fire pit. (It has a hook on it that attaches to his collar, I don't hog-tie him). I always thought it was perfectly innocent to have that stuff in your vehicle, but when I thought about it, I realized all the stuff I have in my vehicle could look really suspicious. That would definitely make for an awkward moment if u got pulled over and had your car routinely checked. 0 Share this post Link to post
Stygian Posted August 5, 2015 Vick's Vap-O-Rub A bike pump Nail polish But in all honesty, I could buy any assortment of items and the cashier would be like, "What's this guy's issue?". 0 Share this post Link to post
40oz Posted August 5, 2015 lol lube + two other things everyone here is hilarious 0 Share this post Link to post
Marnetmar Posted August 6, 2015 40oz said:lol lube + two other things everyone here is hilarious Oh, fine. Updated OP. 0 Share this post Link to post
Cupboard Posted August 8, 2015 [maes_post] Colace stool softener Paracetamol rectal suppository Preparation H hemorrhoid cream donut-shape pillow [/maes_post] 0 Share this post Link to post
elic Posted August 8, 2015 5'x5' Dog Kennel Large Supply of Dog Biscuits Butcher Cleaver Steak Sauce 0 Share this post Link to post