Remilia Scarlet Posted August 8, 2015 Bags of candy Sleeping pills Rope Shovel 0 Share this post Link to post
Six Posted August 8, 2015 Marnetmar said:Your goal is to creep the fuck out of a Walmart cashier They've probably seen enough shit in Walmart these days that a few out of place items won't faze them. 0 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted August 8, 2015 A shoddy toilet brush A bag of flour Marmite Skittles Shit is going down tonight. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted August 9, 2015 As an occasional walmart cashier, there's nothing you can buy that'll freak us out. You'd have to be naked first. Ichor said:A Bible An American flag A Confederate flag And some ammo. 0 Share this post Link to post
Clonehunter Posted August 10, 2015 A My Little Pony Underwear for Toddlers Fishing Wire Dark sunglasses 0 Share this post Link to post
FireFish Posted August 10, 2015 Clonehunter said:A My Little Pony Underwear for Toddlers Fishing Wire Dark sunglasses I do not get this one, and i really do not want to linger and think about it either... 0 Share this post Link to post
nxGangrel Posted August 11, 2015 Latex glove Lotion little boys underwear you know where I'm going with this... Spoiler I'm Michael Jackson 0 Share this post Link to post
FireFish Posted August 11, 2015 MRM Relax-all Astroglide (or Equate Personal lubricant Jelly) Tennis ball. 0 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted August 11, 2015 A bunch of Tang or some sort of drink mix One of those huge Gatorade tanks you see at sporting events Paper cups Ipecac 0 Share this post Link to post
Fonze Posted August 11, 2015 I was gonna say a Richard Gere movie, a tube, and a gerbil. But our Walmart doesn't sell gerbils :( *Edit* True story. When I used to work at a local grocery store, there was a cashier in his 40's, never married, who would buy astroglide from time to time. Well, one day in particular, he bought one tube when he went for his lunch break and as he was leaving work he bought a second tube. What happened to that entire first tube? That's a lot of lube to use in one quicky on your lunch break. 0 Share this post Link to post
Reisal Posted August 11, 2015 Condoms Astroglide 2 foot long hard salami 0 Share this post Link to post
Kontra Kommando Posted August 11, 2015 All seasons of iCarly on DVD Sleeping pills Pressure Cooker Box of nails 0 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted August 11, 2015 Sudafed (the real one) Pressure cooker Rubber tubing Box set of Breaking Bad 0 Share this post Link to post
Sephiroth Posted August 17, 2015 Cans of Bosnian baked beans (there is a brand of 9mm ammo that comes in baked bean sized cans, made in Bosnia and Herzegovina.) bag of lime machete. As teens we would dare people to take a hamster tube and personal lube to the pet section of Meijers(a chain of stores in the midwest) and request a gerbil/hamster. The strangest real non dare purchase was a huge bag of bird seed, pressure cooker and mason jars. If you know you already have an idea what activities involve cookers and mason jars. 0 Share this post Link to post
geo Posted August 17, 2015 This is certainly a joke thread, but I used to unintentionally play this game at my local Super K with a friend that would get off work at 3 am. Wrestling magazines for his brother. Lubriderm, because he just got a tattoo. Gotta keep those things moisturized. Condoms, because one of us had a girlfriend and it wasn't me. There was some other weird trio of things that we bought, but I'm a little fuzzy on what it actually was. I used to buy his porn for him, because while he is older than I, he wasn't adult enough to go through the process of standing in front of the clerk and making the purchase. After a few times of making his purchase for him, he told me, you ever notice how you always strike up a conversation with people when you're buying the porn? Nope. Never noticed. I usually go shopping at 2 am. No crowds. My former Super Walmart used to have all the goths grocery shopping at midnight. Dudes dressed in black buying milk with a 20 minute line since only one lane is open. 0 Share this post Link to post
SYS Posted August 18, 2015 whip cream cartidges clown mask hack saw 40oz said:lol lube + two other things everyone here is hilarious Just because you like to go in dry, doesn't mean everybody else does. 0 Share this post Link to post