Little Faith Posted June 10, 2002 Hee, hee, a poll! Like people didn't hate me enough already. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted June 11, 2002 "There is nothing worse than an old optimist, or a young pessimist."-Mark Twain I could consider myself a little bit of both really. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lizardcommando Posted June 11, 2002 I say I'm both. Well, actually, I'm a little more pessimistic than optimistic. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted June 11, 2002 I'm very pessimistic, but in an overly optimistic way. 0 Share this post Link to post
IMJack Posted June 11, 2002 OPTIMIST: The glass is half full. PESSIMIST: The glass is half empty. FUTURIST: The milk's in the wrong half of the glass. PASCAL PROGRAMMER: Well, what type of milk is it? C PROGRAMMER: No thanks, I drink straight from the jug. ASSEMBLY PROGRAMMER: No thanks, I drink straight from the cow. BASIC PROGRAMMER: No thanks, I'm still breast feeding. FUZZY LOGIC GUY: I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk. PENTIUM USER: I drank Glass # .49999999 . . . but don't hold me to that. WINDOWS USER: Where my straw? MAC USER: Where's my pump? UNIX USER: Nahh... too easy. SHAREWARE GAME AUTHOR: That glass is free, the next one you have to pay for. CIA: What makes you think that's milk? COPY PROTECTION CRAZY: Somebody drank half my milk and didn't pay for it! BILL GATES: Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk. APPLE COMPUTER: You guys really oughta be drinking Perrier. NATIONAL NEWS MEDIA: Hey, we wanted OJ!!! Schizofrenic - The glass is half empty. The glass is half full. Irishman - Why the feck isn't the glass full of Guinness? Physicist - The glass has reached its midpoint in terms of capacity. Confucius - Perhaps it is not the glass which we percieve as half empty or half full, but it is in fact the liquid in the glass occupying a certain amount of space IN the galss which we percieve. Nilist - There is no glass Holocaust Denier - There was never any glass to begin with ,and the notion that it contains any water whatsoever is absurd. Grandfather - Back in my day, we were lucky to have a paper cup! Jewish Mother - That's OK honey...i'll just sit here without water. George W Bush - What's a glass? Al Gore - I invented the glass. Bill Clinton - That's not water in that glass! Rapper - The water up in the Gliz-azz be all up in my grill, What-WAAAT! Bob Dylan - If it weren't for "the man", my glass would be full. Product Development: The glass is too big. Marketing: The TurboGlass (tm) is the perfect balance between fullness and emptiness, guaranteed to bring a measure of harmony to anyone who owns one. Sales: If you'd like the glass filled, we're running a special today. Technical Support: Yes, it is supposed to be that way. No, ma'am, it's not a bug. Really! PR: The company announces the release of Glass 96 (tm), the first glass on the market with the most spillable portion of the water pre-consumed. "I'm proud to be affiliated with such a forward-thinking company," said the Company's President. Graphic Design: Can I redraw the glass? Please? Documentation: If you fill it the rest of the way, it will be more user-friendly. Training: No, hold the glass with the other hand. Now lift it gently to your lips... Operations: Hasn't anyone shipped that glass yet? Hardware: Keep that glass away from the computer! Quality Assurance: Hand me that hammer, please. Finance: That glass will hold more beans if we dump the water out first. Administration: Hand me that glass, will ya? I'm thirsty. Front Desk: I'm sorry. The glass is in a meeting right now. Cribbed from three different sites, I'm sorry. 0 Share this post Link to post
læmænt Posted June 11, 2002 If i were pessimist, I would kill myself a long time ago. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted June 11, 2002 I make a point of complaining all I can, but overall I've developed a good ability to find good/amusing things in any bad situation, so it really just depends on my mood and what I actually want to find in that situation. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted June 11, 2002 It depends on the phase of the moon... 0 Share this post Link to post
dsm Posted June 11, 2002 Depends on my mood. I must say, though, that I'm really pessimistic about what the quality of the posts in the Doom 3 forum will be like when Doom 3's out. 0 Share this post Link to post
Little Faith Posted June 11, 2002 IMJack said:A lot of joke site rippage. How american. 0 Share this post Link to post
Bad Luck Ranger Posted June 11, 2002 Neither, I'm usually too stoned to care. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted June 11, 2002 I find thayt by being pessimistic and putting everyone else in a bad mood or making them laugh with my superb wit and pessimistic skillz, I feel better. Hence pessismim is good for me. 0 Share this post Link to post
IMJack Posted June 11, 2002 Little Faith said:How american. I leave the nonfiction site rippage to the Brits. 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted June 11, 2002 IMJack said:I leave the nonfiction site rippage to the Brits. OI, watch it! :P Heh, Jack I liked the glass yarn, some nice ones: windows user: where's my straw? haha, great. 0 Share this post Link to post
GS-1719 Posted June 17, 2002 It depends on an analysis of the situation. 0 Share this post Link to post
Spike Posted June 17, 2002 I don't expect anything. If i don't get it, nothing's changed. If i do get it, it's a nice surprise. 0 Share this post Link to post