Linguica Posted June 15, 2000 Blain Newport "Charlton Heston begins his monthly address...." -- Nick Fai "Where's Waldo?" -- Matt Dixon I've posted all the rest in the comments. Also, I'm still being asked this, so once again: Doomnation is down because Frag.com, its host, went down to "switch servers" and never returned. That's all I know. 0 Share this post Link to post
Linguica Posted June 15, 2000 The DOOM Chamber Singers. "When hippies get pissed..." Damn...well I got them to line up for a snap SHOT, I wonder if they'll give me some shells... "Everyone say 'cheese'." I only followed my orders! "Go to Hell in STYLE with our completely new Fall (fallout?) line!" "Photo Day at Columbine" [Bouncer-Steve] Ok bitches the next person to even BREATHE gets a face full of lead! "Okay, who gave the dead man walking a shotgun?" Thought the shooting squad. Damn, I wish I had a BFG. "I'll take the red one please." (ahem) When I said this choir needed the discipline of the Marine Corps., this isn't what I had in mind! 99 space marines sitting on the wall 99 space marines sitting on the wall And if I pull the trigger I'll fucking kill them all And they'll steaming piles of giblets Hanging on the wall "Class '95 reunion" "I'd like to congratulate the Space Marine class of 2000. May you go on to kick some demon ass" "Go Marines!" "All right. If everyone could just form a line... single file, please." "Lost Class Reunion photo from 5 Years of DOOM." "When hell breaks (loose), we fix it." "Perhaps holding cattle call auditions for the part of the DOOM3 marine wasn't such a good idea." "Okay. You two yellow guys start counting. Everybody else, go hide!" "DOOM Arena Football has fans you _definitely_ don't want to dissappoint." "We had a kid that was supposed to check their guns at the door. The first guy shot him." "Charleton Heston's Vision for America." "Two of these Space Marines cleaned their uniforms using All Temperature Ph34r with Color Guard. Can you tell which ones?" "Why are those guys in the cheap seats giggling? Holy S%&T! BFG! RUN!!!" "We finally got everyone on the same foot, but we need more energy! I want those kicks higher! It's Broadway or Bust!" "Atten-TION! All right troops. You've heard our orders. I know some of you think this mission is a bad idea, and you may be right. But by God, if Carmack needs us, we're not gonna let him down! Fall out and report to the 3D conversion facility, immediately! Dis-MISSED!" "Dem Quake marines ain't gonna know what him 'em. Heheh." "Here we see csDOOM forces staging for an assault on an unnamed Q3 server. Sheer numbers almost allowed the to win the day, but one of their targets rocket jumped to a ceiling niche higher than their rockets would track, forcing a hasty retreat." "It's either a really good day or a really bad day to be Crash." "My, my, my. So many marines to kill, so little time" "Frads, countrymen, Romans..." "Say cheese and DIE!" "The Graduating class 2000" "The Rainbow-British are Coming!!" well in the doom world they do give the guy being executed by firing squad a small chance all be it a very small chance..... ok who wants it up the ass first?u in the yellow!get over here! "Right, which of you bastards stole my underpants?" "Why won't you take the picture!? ...Hey, that camera sure looks like a BFG... Heh heh... Eh..." "Charlton Heston begins his monthly address...." "Will the real Slim Shaddy please stand up" "Class, smile for the camera, peter don't shoot your classmates" "What the hell kind of AA meeting is this...?" "The guards are dead! I can finally escaa...oh shit..." "This cloning experiment has really payed off." "*BOOM* Oops! Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face..." "*sound of latex glove snapping* So who's gonna be first?" Sure, the whole shoot-an-apple-off-his-son's-head-thing went well, but before he knew it, William Tell was addicted. "Where's Waldo?" 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest Carnage Galore Posted June 15, 2000 Janet Reno: You have your orders men. Now let's go get that Cuban kid! 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest Tawney Posted June 15, 2000 That would make a great NRA class photo;) 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest Psycho Posted June 15, 2000 Linguica, the next poll shoud be Should the choose your own caption POTD be a regular feature? 0 Share this post Link to post
Megalyth Posted June 15, 2000 "Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm a scitzofrenic, and so am I ..." Now, I'm not flaming here, but I did an extensive report on psychological problems, and schizophrenia is not, repeat NOT, a multiple personality disorder. Just wanted to say that. :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest Anonymous User Posted June 15, 2000 What is this, a Quake 3 site? Keep the Quake 3 shit on planetquack.com, please. 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest Anonymous User Posted June 15, 2000 'mommy, mommy, i want that yellow one up front!' 'sorry, billy, but i can only afford the blue one in the back.' 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest ricrob Posted June 15, 2000 Quiet....quiet please. Is this everyone from #doomroom? Damnit...where's Cyb and Mystican?!!! Ling...go find them damnit...and stop playing touchy feely with Mordeth! Now...the rest of you...lock and load...we're taking over #doom2...ready?!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest Confusion Posted June 15, 2000 "Sure, the whole shoot-an-apple-off-his-son's-head-thing went well, but before he knew it, William Tell was addicted." Anyone else think this sounds like a caption from a Far Side cartoon? 0 Share this post Link to post
Jon Posted June 15, 2000 ric: lol! Just like to mention that this fantastic picture was taken with doom legacy.. 0 Share this post Link to post
Carnevil Posted June 15, 2000 Bah, Crash is gonna be in ST too, so no complaining :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Hyena Posted June 15, 2000 "You're all under arrest" (would be funnier if there were more of them) 0 Share this post Link to post
mewse Posted June 15, 2000 Megalyth: You're right, Schizophrenia isn't Multiple Personality Disorder. I haven't done a study or anything it's just one of those damn "facts" I learned once. 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest Anonymous User Posted June 15, 2000 paint me blue and call me stupid, but whta the hell is schizophrenia then, and how com everyone (including myself) think it's a type of multiple personality disorder, what is it, some kind of sushi? Quack III arenA (first time i heard that, very funny) 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted June 16, 2000 Heh, you guys read about the dispute over the new Jim Carrey movie too? 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest Anonymous User Posted June 16, 2000 "Times like this I'm glad Carmack invented IDDQD, heheheh..." 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest Anonymous User Posted June 16, 2000 Damn, what a time to forget your password... here I came up with this great caption... bah! Bah I say! -- Excal_Z 0 Share this post Link to post
skadoomer Posted June 16, 2000 "And the quakeguy suddenly realised that not only he was in the wrong room, but the puney doom marine that he had made fun of years ago had come back for revenge......" 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest 2nd Shadow Posted June 16, 2000 If I reameber cerectly for my many many houres of TV watchin' , it's when you are extreamly peranoid of everything, HEY STOP STAREING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest FreAkish Posted June 16, 2000 "Alright those of you in non-regulation colored uniforms drop and give me 20!" 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest Kokistos Posted June 16, 2000 I'd explain what schizophrenia is, but it's probably the hardest to define disorder there is. I will say, though, that the proper name for the multiple-personality thing is dissociative identity disorder. It's the least common mental disorder around, much less common than dissociative identity. 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest Psycho Posted June 16, 2000 SORRY, I didn't realize it was such a big deal. Really sorry if I offended anyone. 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest Anonymous User Posted June 16, 2000 "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please, will the real Flynn Taggart please stand up, i repeat will the real flynn taggart please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here" 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest Carnage Galore Posted June 16, 2000 The Sixth Annual id Beauty Contest... 0 Share this post Link to post
Guest Anonymous User Posted June 16, 2000 schizophrenia in short is believing strongly something that isn't real and then act upon it. ethh 0 Share this post Link to post
