Deimos Labs Exposé

[Arioch]

The latest feature at Doom Center is a short question and answer session between Bigdog and John Zoron of Deimos Labs, which attempts to unravel some of the mystery surrounding the enigmatic new website which claims to disseminate information relating to the incidents at the UAC laboratories on the Martian moons of Phobos and Deimos.

[Linguica]

That page is pretty damn cool.

[Arioch]

I'm an admiral

[Linguica]

And I'm a king :P

[Guest Grebes None]

Indeed

[Guest UAC]

Grebes None: Identify yourself.

[Linguica]

WTF?

[Rellik]

Stay calm, it's just a routine check. Move along, there's nothing to see here. These aren't the droids you're looking for...

[Guest Kinoshkana]

And I'm the messiah. Next stupid comment.

[sgtcrispy]

snitch snatch gibbledy goo!

[Guest Firewater]

hmmmmm

[Guest Firewater]

is this "Sergeant Glenn Jefferson Flynn" supossed to be the doom space marine? If so isn't his name supossed to be Corporal Flynn Tagart?

[Guest Captain Napalm]

No, I AM the Doom space marine.
:)

[Arioch]

Yes. No.

[Guest Grebes None]

You suck, and the bfg9t sux too :)

[Guest UAC]

Grebes None: this message is being traced. You have been warned. Now, indentify yourself!

[Arioch]

O_o

[Jon]

1) its 'taggart' TWO G's and 2) NO DAMNIT NO

[Guest UAC]

Do not worry, be assured this situation is under control. Our best agents are working on it.

[Dan]

I'm just going to scan deimoslab.com for the next few months. This could get... interesting.

-Dan

[Dan]

It just hit me - is anyone archiving these pages, including those on doomcenter, into a central location for future reference?

It could make for a nice "historical" page.

-Dan

[Arioch]

Good, I would hate to have to cut funding for our ... future ventures.

[Guest Grebes None]

hahahaha

[Fredrik]

Every time I read "Flynn" or "Taggart", I feel like I want to throw up. Why not call the doomguy "Wimpah" or "Snotboy" or "Mangy Moo" or something that sounds even leeter.

[Guest Oniko]

You're confusing "leet" with "ghey."

[Fredrik]

"Wimpah" is leeter than "Flynn Taggart"

[Guest UAC]

Thank you, Mr None, with this third post, we have been able to start the triangulation process.
Expect UAC marines to knock at your door shortly.

[fyrestorm]

heh

[rtz]

Insanity.

[Guest Grebes None]

Cool, are they those nice little cheeses? We are getting short of them here on Earth